Very Funny!!
Jodha: Mai toh kabse huun Ready Tyaar, Patale saayain Missed call se...
Jalal: Hua Chokra Jawaa re..Jawa re..
Hameeda: Maa ka laadla Bigad gaya...
Adham:Mai Sharaabi..Mai Sharaabi
Maham: Kya Karooon Hayeee...[Hameeda Begum allow me in your gang]
Javeda: ...Mai toh huun hi nahi iss Duniya ki..
Jalal: [To Jodha] Mai Rang Sharbatoo ka Tu Meethe Ghaat ka Paani...
Jodha: Mai Heroine Huun...
Jalal: ...Roop tera Mastana...Pyaar Mera Deewana
Jodha: Ladke or Ladke Kahan se aaya hai re Tuu, Pyaare hai Shakal se, Akal ka maara hai re tu...
Jalal: Jal gayi..Hann Jal meri baato se tu Jal gayi...Khal gayi tujhe khal gayi meri Beparwaahi Khal gayi
Jodha: Tv pe Breaking News...Hayyee re mera Ghagraaa...aaa.. Baghdad se lekar Dilli via Agraaa
[AkDha lost in Dancing playing with Jodha's Ghagraa]
Sharif-ud-din: Aaa dekhe zara kisme kitna hai Dum...Aaj dekehenge hum kaun kitni peyega Rum..Tarraa Rum pum pum
Adham: [All Drunk] Idhar chala mai udhar chala Jaane kaha mai kidha chala aree Fisal gaya...[To his Bottle] Yeh Tunee kya kiya
Jodha: Balam Pichkaari..Jo tune Mujhe Maari, tu seedhi saadhi choori Sharabi Ho gayi
Jalal: Haan, Jeans pehen ke jo tune maara Thumka toh Lattuu Adham ki Bhabhi ho gayi...
...Toh Bole re Jamana shaarabi ho gayi...
Adham and Sharif-ud-din: Hookkhaa Baarr...
Jalal: Tere liye ho toh Signal Tod Tad ke aaya Agra waali Mallika chodh-chad ke..
Jodha: Party on Mind...
Jalal: Sayianra Mai Sayyianra...Aasmaaann tera mera hua [and something I don't remember then]Jaane Jaha tu Jaaye Paaye Mujhe hi Paayee...
Jodha: Mujhe Saans aayiii...
Uff the List is Long
More to come...