Jokes

hey guys!! let's start a fun topic😃

i just thought that we could start a new topic "JOKES" it will be fun so if you have jokes you can send it here....

come on guys it wil be fun😆

Great the more the merrier.....

Hansam and Sareeta we have more added members joining the KAA Laughter club......

here is one joke hope u guys like it 😳

Rita was standing vigil over her husband's deathbed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But he was insistent. "Rita," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Rita. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Rita. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother."

Rita mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now dear, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said.

"Now you be still, and let the poison work."

Ok my contribution to the topic,

In the paper it said "please look after ur neighbours in the cold weather"

our neighbour is an 87 year old women, not once has she come around to check if we're all right, the lazy moo hasn't even taken in her milk for 2 weeks!!!

😆 😆 😆, sorry, no offence to anyone. 😕

Originally posted by: B143N

here is one joke hope u guys like it 😳

Rita was standing vigil over her husband's deathbed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But he was insistent. "Rita," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Rita. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Rita. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother."

Rita mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now dear, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said.

"Now you be still, and let the poison work."

i think this joke suits to the scene weather shiv tells to gauri at his dead bed that i have an affir with ippi,then gauri says i know all about it ,now you be still and let the poison work and same anupam to ippi😳