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after that cow dung incident, sakshi went into full shock. she was not forgetting cow dung for a sec...she was seeing gobar in places shree chotu sam aisha's faces , gobar in place of food, gobar wala sky, gobar wale roads, gobar se bana ETF office, in books words were only "gobar gobar gobar", in places of celebrities names, gobar for ex., ''shahrukh gobar khan, deepika gobarkon, gobarbir kapoor, nargis gobari, etc etc.''
🤣
the heights of this gobar mania reached, when sakshi was making a report on the lives of ETF officers.
"gobarful insight in the personal life of ETF officers."
her boss just saw the title of the report, and glared at her such a way that she nearly expired to heaven. after that he gave a solid lecture to her about professionalism, he told her to give report next time without single faults.
thank god he didnt see the report or read it...it was filled with gobar, i mean the word, "gobar", like...
''shree is the gobar expert in team.(read tech expert)''
''sameer rathore, the chief of ETF...a man of gobarative manner (read authorative)"
"aisha kapoor, arms and gobarination expert (read ammunition)"
etc etc etc. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
she was in her house in that night, watching a popular reality show. the host is...well hot guy, with full attitude and sarcasm. sakshi's gobar mania rose, and she started to imagine this in her way.
''welcome to gobar boss season sath 7. main hoon apka host sikandar. "
sakshi's eye brow raised little, well...kuch to gadbad hain. she continued to watch ahead.
''ghar walo ko aaj ek karya diya gaya hain...chaliye dekhte hain, kaise nibhate hain woh ye karya...kyuki, ye kaam nahi hain asaan...'' the host started to sing.
then it was shown the gobar boss house...it was divided into two part, ache logon ka ghar, bure logo ka ghar. today there was task...bure logon ke ghar got many task to do...whoever will survive the task, they will get khana peena sona kapda...others who wont suceed, will be hungry for a week, will wear bikini as dress,(ladka ho ya ladki dono bikini), will not be allowed to bath for 1 full week as per punishment.
the 1st contestant got a task to shave off his hair in weird way, and he passed. he come out of the task room with a victory smile on his lips, looking at all "i am the king of the world" way. at the exact same time, the BG music for audience changed into "thalaiva" (means boss)
his hair style...well a mixture of different style. the centre portion of his head is shaved from top to bottom, like some roller had accidentally runned there. the remaining sides of hair, they were now spikes thanks to garnier hair gel. if u touch it, it will remind u the song of, "kata laga...haay laga". he sat in between the contestants.
the contestants, as soon as the guy sat between them, got a very bad smell, and like some current had passed through them, they got up and went the farthest corner from him, still bad smell coming.
''tum log aise kyu kar rahe ho? its garnier hair gel.'' said the guy
''gadhe, mujhe majboor mat kar tere baap pe jane ke liye... ye garnier hair gel ho hi nahi sakta...kuch aur hoga.'' said the guy Tanmaaan.
they started to argue over this, and now gobar boss house ki warden started to speak.
''ghar walon, main hoon iss ghar ki warden... please aap log ek sath baith jaiyye. ye task ka hissa hain.''
the tanmaaan guy flared up at this, ''mujhe nahi karna ye... main mike utaar doonga"
''ye lo fir suru ho gaya iska natak.'' yawned the other contestant, name...mandy?
tanmaan's GF, name gobarisha, calmed the guy down by giving him back massage, rubbing his hands continuously. the guy smiled and said, ''sirf ap ke liye kar raha hoon jee...u are like an angel for me.''
''oye, tum logon ka ho gaya to task ko agey baraye?'' at last, the host who was watching this natak from a while, said in his usual tapori style. all like a chu...chuha, (what u guys think?) sat near the weird hair style wala guy.
now its time for next task. sikandar the host, turned to another female contestant of the bure logon ka ghar. surprisingly her name was also sakshi. sakshi ratan.
''sakshi jee...kaun si baba ko maanti hain aap?'' he asked in suger cote tharkey way. she blushed.
''kapil baba.''
''woh jo colors pe ata hain week end mein woh?''
''jee.'' she smiled. the host was like, ''what the?''😲
''aap ko lagta hain aaj apki baba ji bachayenge apko?'' asked the host. she nodded.
''aap andar jaiyye, aapka task apka intezar kar raha hain.''
sakshi the contestant entered tha task room. there were all "ache logon ka ghar" contestants inside, dressed like they will do surgery of her. she chanted the mantra of kapil baba, ''baba ji ka thullu, baba ji ka thullu.''
gobar house ghar ki warden asked the host, ''ye baba ji ka thullu hai kya?''
''aaj pata chal jayega.'' said the host with nasty smirk.😛
the task was sakshi the contestant had to stay under a shower for 2 hours...but there was a twist. the shower dont contained water...it contained...gomutra.
after 1 hour of shower, sha had to use a shampoo in her whole body, contained...of course what u guys are thinking. then again one hour of gomutra shower.
sakshi took baba ji's name and started doing the task. all watched in video recording of this task and puke for the 1000 times. the house had turned into, "vomit house". the warden was telling the house mates to clean the shits, but they were too busy to puke. the heights was when sakshi applied that shampoo on herself. the guy, named tanmaan puked on his angel wali/ back massage wali dost, and mandy another contestant puked on the differently shaved hair of thalaiva guy.🤢
it was nearly 1hr 59 min. the contestant sakshi was having itching like hell, also she was feeling eww each passing time. she looked at closk...yes 2 hour ho gaye. she come out of the task room. seeing her state and smelling the bad smell from her, all puked more.
''apka task adhoora reh gaya.'' announced the host, with evil smile. sakshi was like what the?
''woh clock jo task room ke andar hain...woh kharab hain. u were very close to this...only 34 secs more to go.''
''to iss ka matlab...?'' she said in slow tone.
''matlab ek week tak aise hi...no kahan peena nahana.''
she felt like numb, like she dont know what to do. sakshi (ETF wali) felt bad for this contestant.
''ek baat batao, tumne itna kuch kiya, kapil ka naam mantra ki tarha istemal kiya, itna mehnat kiya...badle mein mila kya? baba ji ka thulllu????''
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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