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This is just fun post,don't take it seriously,padho like karo na karo lekin bhool jao,aur please please request:don't even try to find logic in it,surely you will be diaappoint. Ab ktlk ke bina char din kaatna mushkil hota hai,toh main shikayat karne Chitragupt ji ke pas chali gai,unhone muze dekha aur bole,"Behena,bolo kya chahiye? aur maine fut se keh diya,"rakhi ka gift?"aur fir wahaa shanti chha gai.lekin fir maine unhe bataya ki muze mere ktlk ke logon ka pichhla janam dekhna hai.Aur jab maine unka pichhala janam dekha toh mere haat paav ful gaya.aap bhi dekhiye. CS:yeh jo humare cs hai,woh pichhle janam me Elizabeth ke head cook the,aur inhone unhe karela khila diya,hey ram,cs woh toh waise hi kadvi hai,tabhi toh humara Kohinoor hira daba ke baithi hai,toh isiliye unhone cs ko shraap diya ki jaa,tum jahaa kaam karega wahaa teri pagar koi nahibadhayega. Kapil Solanki:yeh jo mahashay hai,woh peechhle janam me Bakasur aur Bheem ke saathi the,isisliye sirf pet hi hai unke pas,bina dekhe bina soche khate jate hai,khate jate hai,aur fir anjaam toh aap dekh hi rahe hai,bechare palang pe boz bane hue hai. Mallika rani:Peechhle janam me yeh Manthara thi,Bharat se bahoot pyar karti thi,aur fir jab ram aur bharat mil gaye,toh unhone ise shraap de diya,ja tujhe tera pyaar kabhi nahi milega,are bhai,jis thali me khate hai usme chhed nahi karte,darling? Col Verma:aap toh peechhle janam ke raja Dux rahe honge,apni beti ko bachpan se paalte ho,aur fir usko manchahe var se shadi bhi karne nahi dete ho,tab toh mahadev ji ne aapka muh bakri ka banaya,isiliye is janam me aap sudhar gaye.
DB:AApke bareme kya kahoo?aap pichhle janam me Bade se maindir ka Bada sa dhol thi,Sab aake bajake jate the,isiliye bhagwan ji ki neend tut jaati thi,toh unhone aapko yahaa bhej diya,ab aap jab chahe kisika bhi band baja deti hai. Dr Rangnath:vaise toh muze aap pasand hai,lekin muze shadi se pehele aapme Shakti kapoor ki aur M.F.Husaain ki chhabi dikhti thi,lekin ab toh aap bhi sudhar hi gaye hai,lagbhag.aise hi rahiye.varna kapil solanki ko aap ke ghar rehene bhej doongi.Fir KGH me day aor night dono shift karna. Anji:Aap me muze muze sachi saheliyana dikhta hai,isiliye to main aapko vijaya bulati hoo,vijaya jinhone Parvatiji se milkar Shivji ki puja ki thi,aap bahoot hi samazdar ho,god bless you[bolna padta hai]bachi khush ho jati hai,horror nahi hoti hai. Ashutosh:Aap pichhle janam me na Bheja fry the,isiliye bhagwanji ne kahaa ki iss janam me aap sab damage brain ka ilaaj karenge.Aur pichhle janam me aapne 100 shaidya ki thi[Royal Yuvraj the] toh is baar 100 ladkiyo ko takkar mare aise biwi mili hai. Nidhi:sweety,aap na pichhle janam ki Maharani thi,Kadupur ki,is janam me ashu ke dil ki rani hai,lekin beta kab tak bachi banake rahegi,grow up babes,ab aap sr.dr hai. BB:woh peechhle janam me Gandu raja[pagal raja] ke advicer the,lekin unki advice[of course achhi advice] se raja ne unhe kuchh bhi na bolneki saja di,toh ab woh sirf dekhte rehete hai,kuchh karte nahi hai. Shyamaji:Aap tab bhi achhi ma thi aur ab bhi achhi ma hai,my sweet aunty,aur woh boli aanty mat kaho na! Maine aakhir me chitragupt se puchha,main kaun hoo>[in sabka pichhla janam dekhke main apna is janam bhul gai]toh unhone muze kahaa,tum peechle janam me bhi paagal thi,aur iss janam me bhi ho,aur shayad agle janam me...Nahi!mallika aur meri behen!Oh no...
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