Once upon a t i m e ...
8:00 PM was just any old, o r d i n a r y time of day
b r o w n eyes were commonplace and dull
scars were i m p e r f e c t i o n s
and a slightly l o p s i d e d mouth was a bit odd.
blue was an o r d i n a r y color
and a mango was an ordinary f r u i t
The Ruble was just the c u r r e n c y of Russia
and a b a l l o o n nothing more than a decoration at birthday parties
b u n n i e s were adorable, carrot eating animals
and baniyaans were just regular i n n e r w a r e for men
aviators were o v e r p r i c e d sunglasses
Here we are, 15 fanclubs later, u n i t e d in our love for celebrating,
the s u c c e s s of the man that is Barun Sobti
the n a t u r e of the man that is Barun Sobti
the t a l e n t of the man that is Barun Sobti
With promise that our p r a i s e s and our a c c l a i m will always hold fast,
and the hopes that the c l i m b for a certain Mr. Sobti will surpass the confinements of even the f a r t h e s t stars.
Eyes the color of molten c h o c o l a t e and sweet, warm caramel...
holding the power of the most potent, tempting, yet sinfully soothing f i r e.
With speckles of g o l d revealed in the reflection of the sunlight.
Eyes of love, of hate, of sin. Eyes of p a s s i o n , of lust, of pain
Tender, but s c o r c h i n g
S o f t , yet alluring.
Be it the crooked, t e a s i n g smirk
Be it the completely u n r e s t r a i n e d , unadulterated vision of laughter
Or be it their trembling in j e a l o u s y and uncontrollable anger...
Their perfection cannot be d e n i e d .
Despite the slightly l o p s i d e d , unsymmetrical curve of his pair of lips,
they hold the ability to bring a woman, fifteen or fifty, w o b b l i n g down to her knees.
Scars, by most, are seen as i m p e r f e c t i o n s
But even here, Sobti has t u r n e d the cards on the table.
The mark of three d e e p stiches, just skimming underneath his left brow...
is actually the result of a c r i c k e t accident in his childhood.
But for fans, it has become the s y m b o l of
crude s e n s u a l i t y
m a s c u l i n i t y
r a w appeal
Barun Sobti.
"Aapki d a a d h i chubti hai"
It's true. Most of us are biased for his l i g h t, subtle grazing of ASR stubble...
Reasoning as to why we curse the c a r e s s i n g privileges granted to Mrs. Khushi Kumari Gupta
But of course only a f o o l can deny,
that this man can pull off the e n t i r e spectrum of facial hair with quite effortless and unintended ease
From a completely b a r e Shravan Jaiswal
to a h e a v i l y bearded Ronajit Sen
Everything leaves our fingers i t c h i n g to test.
A long, g r a c e f u l neck, speckled with hair..
extending to the stars and c h a s i n g the promises they hold
The b o b b i n g of his adam's apple
when he gulps in a n x i e t y
when he s w a l l o w s to control his raging fury.
This has always been Anu's s h p o t ,
so I will let her and her estrogen c a r r y on with the rest of the analysis.
Overall, a l a n k y body, a bit jerky
But the missing grace of his entire frame... c a p t u r e d in his two hands
The c a r e s s e s up the arm, the gentle tucking away of stray, flyaway hair
the pulls and pushes, the g r a b s with carless abandon. With indifference.
The t w i d d l i n g of the thumbs in nervousness
The twiddling of a gold band entwined selfishly a r o u n d him
And the gentle comfort those c a l l o u s , hardworking hands offer
Umm. Negative. This is the Fan Club creator's s h p o t . Called it.
I don't think this one needs my a n a l y s i s .
I'm sure, as w o m e n with natural hormones,
the e x p l a i n i n g is already done here.
There are no h e i g h t s of fangirling and embracing your drool.
And therefore, I will u n b a s h e d l y say,
I believe his abdominals are h o t enough to bake cookies on.
There. I s a i d it.
But most i m p o r t a n t l y
Yes, there are good looks. U n d e n i a b l y .
But perhaps the most prized of Mr. Barun Sobti is what is h i d d e n within him... naked to the mere onlooker's eye.
His g o l d e n heart
K i n d n e s s
F r i e n d s h i p
S i n c e r i t y
L o v e
From his costars to his fans, all have sang n o t h i n g but his incessant praises.
He is the s y m b o l of the ultimate human being.
From the purity of his smile to the e x u b e r a n t joy thriving in his eyes.
The u l t i m a t e role model.
B a r u n S o b t i
To avoid discussion that could lead to f a t a l estrogen induced heart
attacks, we have d i s c o n t i n u e d FC #17's "Anatomy 101" at the very
sexy w a i s t of our "hubba hubba" specimen. But do e n j o y this special
treat for your own p e r s o n a l analysis, so you can continue to practice
"Anatomy 101" in your own homes. Courtesy of our very generous and very
talented, J e n .
If Anatomy 101 was not c o n v i n c i n g enough, then I believe these VMs will do the job just f i n e .
The c o m m u n i t y d r i v e i p k k n d Channel (UltimateBarun)
The H i m y n a m e 2 2 Channel click here (Puja..)
The s h y i p k f a n Channel (shybabe)
The H a r s h a d K e L i y e Channel (aamir18)
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQa3v_4AGE[/YOUTUBE]
To celebrate the g o o f b a l l that is Barun
cr. to UltimateBarun, the very f a b u l o u s Zoha
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMFcHbzsNrs&list=PLfULj7jANYPdaEXMCm5Bzp5z_EORwqVYK[/YOUTUBE]
To celebrate the i n d i v i d u a l that is Barun
cr. to Puja.., the very t a l e n t e d Puja
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04yJj5eKn6A[/YOUTUBE]
To celebrate the m a n that is Barun
cr. to shybabe, the very c r e a t i v e Shy
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCagmOT0RbA[/YOUTUBE]
To celebrate the a c t o r that is Barun
cr. to aamir18, the very e s t r o g e n f i l l e d Zee
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