Pataa nahi ye ka hua hai. Sahi ya ghalat. Sirf humre saath ya unke saath bhi. Pataa nahi. Lekin hamein dar lag raha hai. Sacha wala. Pehli baar zindagi mai.
"Nikhil, what rubbish is this? What the hell have you gone and done? Paagal ho gaye ho tum kya? Bus, mai nahi jaanti, you are to get rid of this "mistake" as soon as possible. Apni ghaltiyaan sudhaarna..."
Ab eehay angreji babu ki maa unhe angreji mai kuch jor jor se sunaaye jaa rahi hai. Hum ghalti karte, tou maai ab tak humko khoob maar chuki hoti apni chappal se. Eehay sehri log bhi hum se har baat mai alag hain.
"Nikhil, how could you do this to me? Kuch hee dinon mai meri shaadi hai, aur tum iss gawaar ko uthaa le aaye? Arey agar Sid aur us ke mom dad ko pataa chal gaya tou kya hoga? Meri shaadi toot jaaye gi! Oh god, I can't take this stress!"
Hain! Kya kaha? GAWAAR!!! Hum thori na gawaar hain. Board ki pariksha mai assi prateeshat number aayein hain humaare. Arey ee baat tou poore sonvarsa ko pataa hai. Eehaan tou hamaare baaray mai kuch bhi bole jaa rahe hain.
"Nikhil beta kuch tou bolo, kaise hua ye sub? Aisi kya majboori thi, jo tumhe ye qadam uthaana par gaya? Nikhil mai tum se kuch pooch raha hoon, jawaab dou! Nikhil!"
Hum bataayein? Naahi, iss jhamele main na hee parein tou behtar hai. Ye sehri babu sambhaal lenge na. Ye sara qissa samjhaa denge. Ke hum donon mai se kisi ki ghalti na thi. Woh tou bohot bari dhuvida mai par gaye thay hum, bus. Par eehay ka? Sehri babu tou kuch bol hee nahi rahe. Aik dum moun vrath dhaaran karke khade hain. Ajeeb baat hai. Hum kuch bolain kaa?
"Oh my god, I cannot take any more of this nonsense! I have my charity event to go to, when I come back I want this farce of a wedding sorted out. Gunja, iss larki ko iss ke kamre mail leke jaao. Yaad rahe, isay baahir aane nahi dena hai. Oh god, what a mess!"
Eehay larki mujhe oopar le jaa rahi hai. Bhagwaan kare khanay ka koi intejaam ho, bhook se pait mai ghurr ghurr aawaaz aa rahi hai. Arey, eehay ka? Aisay, aisay kamre mai laakay hamein bund kardiya. Jaise koi aazaad panchhi ko raakshas sonay ke pinjre mai laakay bund karde. Aisay koi karta hai ka? Humri tou samajh mai kucho nahi aa raha. Aur ye bhook bhi itni sataa rahi hai...maai ne shaayad kuch khaane ke liye diya ho. Dekhti hoon, shaayad iss bhookay pait ko chup karaane ke liye kuch mil jaaye.
Hmm, eehay tou khaali kapre hain, aur thora dhoondtay hain...LADDOO! Aah maai ke haath ke laddoo. Mmm maai ke jaise laddoo koi na bana sakay hai. Hamri maai...hamri maai...hamein hamri maai ki bohot yaad aa rahi hai. Eehay kahaan aa gaye hum. Hum tou apnay gaaon mai, hamre khait mai, hamri parbati aur laakhi aur dhaani ke saath hee khush thay. Ee ka hai maai. Eehay hai who ghar, jo mera aaane wala kal hai. Ee hain woh log, jo aap ki kami poori karenge? Aur ee hai woh pati, jo mere jeevan ko sukh aur khushiyon se bhar dega. Jhoot maai! Tum ne hum se jhoot bola! Sub nautanki kiya. Sub...sub...
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