"When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart."
-William Gibson
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily avialable, they will create their own problems."
Scott Adams
"One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word."
Robert A. Heinlein
An engineer is somebody who starts with a social problem that an organization or a society has and says, "OK, here's this problem that we have- how can we solve it?" The engineer comes up with a clever, cost-effective solution to address that problem, builds it, tests it to make sure it solves the problem. That's engineering."
Philip Greenspun
Ye to the kuchh serious waale... now engineers are engineers coz they suffer the phase called engineering... let see what this journey says...
Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Funny Facts About Engineers
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
2. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, "Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!"
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.
4. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
5. An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can't build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer don't care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.2.45 instead of 2.40.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem than they will create one and would start solving it.
8. An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if he have.
9. An engineer can have Dr. title but a doctor can't have Er. title.
10. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
11. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you're CUTE. This is how Engineers flirt.
12. Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer never mind.
13. An engineers's worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.
14. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
15. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first brake that thing and than he would fix it. This is his lab work you don't have nay right to disturb him.
16. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
17. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents. -
18. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.
19. an engineer learns to power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching in the class at 9.30 am.
20. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand
21. There is always a hidden folder in engineers laptop...
Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called "SAINTS"
Now they are called ENGINEERS.
Happy Engineers Day!
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