Ekta’s New Clinic

I bet you are all wondering, what is this nutter on about, well here goes:-

Well rumour has it Ekta is branching out, first the acting school and now she thinks she can take her expertise into the medical field and is opening her first ever Fertility/Pregnancy Clinic,

The Current Service On Offer are:-

1. If your man is about to leave or is having an affair "Get PREGNANT quick"!!!!.

2. If you are pregnant dont worry about taking it easy, take up thai boxing, flying kicks and if you are involved in an accident, don't worry the baby will survive, even if you don't.

3. On rare cases miscarriages may happen, if somebody goes "BOOOO" to you. If it does happen, lie down still on the road side and we will find you.

4. No repeat prescription necessary to get pregnant, once is enough..😆

5. To Inform everybody that you are pregnant, a clause will added in your contract that you should either faint or puke(ughh!) at a party, make sure you dance first and sing first, whatever you do make sure there is a crowd..

any more suggestions, lets add on to the list, so Mother Ekta can be successful in her bid to help humanity😉

nutter signs off....mwaah to u all xxxxxxxxxx

mods sorry for caps on pregnant n boo(just needed to emphasise).

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hey and one more thing................u can get pregnant at the very first conception. 😉

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hansam ur rele funni...gosh this is so true, especially the one about the miscarriage...but just one correction...its neva on the road side, always in the middle of the road, crying and the wind blowing and coincedently no cars pass on the road 😆 😆 😆

awsome post......such mein ek aisa clinic hona chahiye 😆

luv metoubearscrazy 😊

Originally posted by: metoubearscrazy

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hansam ur rele funni...gosh this is so true, especially the one about the miscarriage...but just one correction...its neva on the road side, always in the middle of the road, crying and the wind blowing and coincedently no cars pass on the road 😆 😆 😆

awsome post......such mein ek aisa clinic hona chahiye 😆

luv metoubearscrazy 😊

thank you huni, that is so true, all cars seem to stop, it seems a poster is held up like this:

u r so hilarious, 🤣 and what a name for the clinic {{{get pregnent soon}}}hehe

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Originally posted by: Iqbaladdict

u r so hilarious, 🤣 and what a name for the clinic {{{get pregnent soon}}}hehe

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LOL, OK got the name too now, we are on the roll.....

Originally posted by: hansam

thank you huni, that is so true, all cars seem to stop, it seems a poster is held up like this:

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its hilairous...ekta ka ishtyle mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai, sab jayaz hai!😆

awsomeeeeeee post😆

luv metoubearscrazy😊

AGAIN! 😆 😆 😆

Girlfriend i am total in a fit in the office!! you get me everytime..... 😃

KAT 😉

Originally posted by: Catwoman

AGAIN! 😆 😆 😆

Girlfriend i am total in a fit in the office!! you get me everytime..... 😃

KAT 😉

hey huni, thank u, how u doing...Kat?, kuch kam karo...I better do some work too, otherwise this business will be flat in the ground before I have even started..😆

p.s i am waiting for your suggestions, to add to this list...

Originally posted by: hansam

hey huni, thank u, how u doing...Kat?, kuch kam karo...I better do some work too, otherwise this business will be flat in the ground before I have even started..😆

p.s i am waiting for your suggestions, to add to this list...

You have cover everything hon... i better get back to my reports 😉

Have you ever noticed but all ekta's characters alway make love fully dressed!!

How do the hell do the women get pregnant????? 😆

Those men must be really good!!!!!😆😆