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Ammy

@--Amulya--

Dazzler

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Posted: 11 years ago

1.Accha vo ye bata tereko kaise maloom ki vo aadmi hain sheela ya munni nahi... hmm tho tere dil ke signals se telecast karke apne tv pe dekh liya hoga ki vo kaise dikhta hain... vo ek masth lambasa budda aadmi ha bahut lambi lambi gaadi hogi uski... haina aur atthis saal ka matlab kabhi bhi idhar gaya kabhi udhar gaya matlab kabhi bhi haina... ha daanth bhi toote honge hue uski aisi aisi dikhta hoga na vo... arey aur nahi tho kya koyi sankiyi hoga jo itni raat ko ye music bajatha hain... ha ha lekin ho sakta hain ki vo koyi BHUTH haina ho sakta haina... meri maan Miss Kaul tu bhi raat ko sone se pehle na Hanuman chalisa padha kar aise masth kya haina vo kehte hain ki bhuth pisaach nikathna aave... arey kuch nahi hua main bol raha hu na agar bhuth hua tho... ye bhuth log bahut khatarnak hote hain... agar sar pe chad gaya na tho uthaar nahi payegi... ey Miss Kaul... Miss Kaul sunna arey main kuch doondh raha hu... aah mukhda... ha vo kya haina ki Antra tu hain aur agar mukhda mill jayega na tho donom uthake main uss bichare bhuth ko dedunga tho masth vo apne music vusic ke saath na tereko gaana gaake bhi sunayega... arey yar main bas mazaak kar raha tha joke tha samjhina... kya haiki tere muh mein todi smile aajaye tho acchi baat haina... varna gusse mein jaake agar soyegi tho mujhe kaha neendh aayegi phir
2.Vaise Miss Kaul tu ruththi bahut jaldi hain... kahase sikha... arey tereko ruthna accha lagta hain kya... yedi ek dham
3.Kaki... itna kyun chilla raii ho kya hua... tu baithi thi yaha... maayi se maafi maang... KOYI BHEHAS NAHI HOGI MISS KAUL... maayi se maafi maang... chup sabke sab... iss baat mein bhehas baad mein hogi... maayi se maafi maang...