
Chandramukhi: Aaj mahre ko bahut khushi hai ke mahra yeh show pure 1000 episode pure karne ko jaa raha hai. Bolo FIR ki jai!
Billu: Aaj main wada karta hoon ke main bilkul nahi bhoolonga.
*Billu forgets*
Billu: Chane le lo. Chane. Garam garam chane.
*Gopi enters the stage, twists Billu's ear*
Billu: Kuch huya tha kya?
Gopi: Tum bhule the is the. Aapne aap ko chane wale samjh rahe the is the.
Chandramukhi: Arre kum se kum aaj ke din toh mhare haath ka rapta khaye bina reh lo.
Gopi: Okay mom is the. Truck, car, and lorrey is the.
Billu: Bhaiyya aaj ke din aap mujhe kya doge?
Gopi: Kyun?
Billu (making sad face): Bhaiyya main aap ka chota bhai hoon. Iske hisaab se aap ko kuch toh dena chahiye mujhe.
Gopi: Nahi doonga. Hamasa dekho toh mujhe ajeeb ajeeb cheezein khila deta hai aur ab kuch mangta hai?
Billu: Bhaiyya"
*forgets again*
Billu (slaps Gopi): Abey kulta, khulakshni, karamjali! Tere ko isli paida kiya tha ke tu aapne baap ki izaat ko mitti main mila de! Hain?!!
*Chandramukhi twists Billu's ear and then delivers a rapta*
Billu: Shabash! Kya huya tha?
Chandramukhi: Tum dono bina mere rapta khaye reh nahi sakte?!! Aaj khushi ke din bhi mhara ko...jee karta hai dono ko doon ek ek!
Gopi: Sorry mom. Sorry mom.
Chandramukhi: Mom nahi hoon main thari! Mom nahi hoon! Madam hoon. Samjha?!!
Gopi: Sorry madam. Sorry.
Billu: Madam chalo sab ko wish karte hain aur phir aage bharte hain.
Chandramukhi (calming down): Aap sab darshkon ko bahut bahut shubh kaamne 1000 episode pure hone pe. Aise hi aapna pyaar hume dete jaaye aur aise hi hum aapka manoranjan karte rahenge.
*the rest of the cast comes on stage as well*
Together: Hum sab ki taraf se aap ko bahut bahut bahut pyaar!