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Raashi finally convinced Ranveer to marry again and thus started searching for a suitable match. The no. of entries were way beyond imagination. This raised up curiosity in JW who had never received this much reponse even in his prime.So JW finally decides to give a good look at the board hanging next to WM door which was designed by all the females of the house especially Bani Walia and Massi. It read
Youngh females are invited to fill up the post of Mrs. Ranveer Bali. The educational qualification does not matter as long as you are good in the following skills:
Sleuthing around, interfering with others affais that has nothing to do with you, you will have to suspect your husband at every given opportunity and if he is proved innocent then either faint in his arms or give him lovey dovey looks to fix the matter, cooking and all the other things will also be given preference to certain extent
Whats in store for you after you get married. After few days of jerky ride everything will be smooth and then your husband will be as good as your pet lion. But certain rules are to be followed and if you disagree, you will be termed ineligible
The Rules:
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a lagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
17. Every house belongs to the oldest female living there.
Ready to seal the deal contact us
Mrs Bani Jai Walia,
Mrs, Billo Sharma
Mrs Raashi Ranveer Bali
Mrs. Rano Sahil(looser) Bali
Youngh females are invited to fill up the post of Mrs. Ranveer Bali. The educational qualification does not matter as long as you are good in the following skills:
Sleuthing around, interfering with others affais that has nothing to do with you, you will have to suspect your husband at every given opportunity and if he is proved innocent then either faint in his arms or give him lovey dovey looks to fix the matter, cooking and all the other things will also be given preference to certain extent
Whats in store for you after you get married. After few days of jerky ride everything will be smooth and then your husband will be as good as your pet lion. But certain rules are to be followed and if you disagree, you will be termed ineligible
The Rules:
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a lagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
17. Every house belongs to the oldest female living there.
Ready to seal the deal contact us
Mrs Bani Jai Walia,
Mrs, Billo Sharma
Mrs Raashi Ranveer Bali
Mrs. Rano Sahil(looser) Bali
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