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This post is totally totally dedicated to S_danger (aka hamari pyaari Sagi).. for the excellent idea suggested through her maiden story.
(For those, who havent read Sagi's story... me (Mudra) too have played a character of plumber with the capability of lifting even the hardest of tools (thanks to the power yoga) and ability to solve the plumbing problems within no time applying the human behavioral patterns..
though, Ashutosh was genuinely perplexed at my abilities... but since he was hurrying for some emergency, could not actually listen to it... and Sagi left me there😆)
But I have come up with my side of story... and present my case... why I should not be awarded Nobel for this...
Ashutosh na sahi.. forum ke baaki log toh interested hai na (Zabardast😉😉😉..hehe)...
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It goes without saying that my life time's ambition is to achieve Nobel...
and my mom.. who is a firm believer of 'opposites attract'... thought.. that her dumb daughter could be really get attracted with some knowledge .. (but..huh...😕🤢.)
She bought the best of apples and gave me in every meal... I quietly ate the apple but never could utilise that apple to discover a gravitational principle..
She got the sieve to find primes.. and I used it to play in the sand... She got me the nut cracker... I had developed the bad habit of eating supari-nuts... and finally, she left me to my fate...
and, she had to put me in yoga (needless to say.. I was gathering mass with all those apples and nuts I ate)...
U-Bend asana: Gives you the agility to squeeze in tiny places...
S-Bend asana : Flushes out the toxins and unwanted...
L-Bend asana : Gives flexibility to move smoothly any where...
Stretch Straight asana : Gives you the strength to run along straight lines for longer times
(Sorry..yoga gurus... for inventing new names)
Hey!! it happened one day.....it occurred to me while washing clothes... you can well balance the output by applying right pressure simultaneously on two inputs!!!
control the temperature of the water by using a control knob for hot water tap and cold water tap... Brilliant!!
Great... isnt it???
I hurried out .. to draw the basic drawings to prove my theory...
S-bends / U-bends /Straight lines ...that I had learnt in yoga came to help... I quickly used the principles of yoga for the water flow in the plumbing...
But ofcourse... others are not brillaint as me😕 ... no body believed me.. (it is happening since Jesus christ's time... all great scientists faced the expulsion from the society😡😡)...
... my ultimate generalised theory is ready... "In the free-flowing environment, you can control the ouput by adjusting the inputs appropriately"...
My student Ms. Mallika wrote a corollary to it... by applying to the human brains...
she proved it on Ashutosh as case study... by applying right kind of inputs (friendship + emotional black mail + madness attack)... she controlled the thought process of Ashutosh...😆
Ab mujhe Nobel chahiye...
(For those, who havent read Sagi's story... me (Mudra) too have played a character of plumber with the capability of lifting even the hardest of tools (thanks to the power yoga) and ability to solve the plumbing problems within no time applying the human behavioral patterns..
though, Ashutosh was genuinely perplexed at my abilities... but since he was hurrying for some emergency, could not actually listen to it... and Sagi left me there😆)
But I have come up with my side of story... and present my case... why I should not be awarded Nobel for this...
Ashutosh na sahi.. forum ke baaki log toh interested hai na (Zabardast😉😉😉..hehe)...
---- ----- ----- ----- ------ ---- ----- ----- ----- ------ ---- ----- ----- ----- ------ ----
It goes without saying that my life time's ambition is to achieve Nobel...
and my mom.. who is a firm believer of 'opposites attract'... thought.. that her dumb daughter could be really get attracted with some knowledge .. (but..huh...😕🤢.)
She bought the best of apples and gave me in every meal... I quietly ate the apple but never could utilise that apple to discover a gravitational principle..
She got the sieve to find primes.. and I used it to play in the sand... She got me the nut cracker... I had developed the bad habit of eating supari-nuts... and finally, she left me to my fate...
and, she had to put me in yoga (needless to say.. I was gathering mass with all those apples and nuts I ate)...
U-Bend asana: Gives you the agility to squeeze in tiny places...
S-Bend asana : Flushes out the toxins and unwanted...
L-Bend asana : Gives flexibility to move smoothly any where...
Stretch Straight asana : Gives you the strength to run along straight lines for longer times
(Sorry..yoga gurus... for inventing new names)
Hey!! it happened one day.....it occurred to me while washing clothes... you can well balance the output by applying right pressure simultaneously on two inputs!!!
control the temperature of the water by using a control knob for hot water tap and cold water tap... Brilliant!!
Eta_output = alpha_1_input + beta_2_input ... equation 1
Great... isnt it???
I hurried out .. to draw the basic drawings to prove my theory...
S-bends / U-bends /Straight lines ...that I had learnt in yoga came to help... I quickly used the principles of yoga for the water flow in the plumbing...
But ofcourse... others are not brillaint as me😕 ... no body believed me.. (it is happening since Jesus christ's time... all great scientists faced the expulsion from the society😡😡)...
... my ultimate generalised theory is ready... "In the free-flowing environment, you can control the ouput by adjusting the inputs appropriately"...
My student Ms. Mallika wrote a corollary to it... by applying to the human brains...
she proved it on Ashutosh as case study... by applying right kind of inputs (friendship + emotional black mail + madness attack)... she controlled the thought process of Ashutosh...😆
Ab mujhe Nobel chahiye...
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