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Ammy

@--Amulya--

Dazzler

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Posted: 12 years ago

1.Pichli janam mein tu map thi kya...ha...thi kya... jaha bol raha hoon vaha jaake chup chaap baitja 2.Ha achhi tareeqese... kya hainaki idhar se aage right maarne ka hai teesri pedh pein mera sasuraal hain...har sunday aata hu idhar 3.Tu aisi athrangi sawaal poochthi hi kyun ho...

4.Mera khopdhi bahut kharab ho raha hain... abhi aaji ne bola hain gusse pe dhakkan lagake rakhne ka toh...

5.Arey kya haina usko pata nahi ki tu idhar hain... varna terese milneko aajata vo...

6.Ey badtameezi... ye badtameezi hain... teri wajah se aisi sunsaan... itna sannata kyun hain bhai... aisi vaali jagahpe aake fasa hua hoon... abh tu mujhe tashan de rahi hain

7.Dard ho raha hain... bohat dard ho raha hain... toh baaju mein aake baitna ye kya mere peeche peeche ghoom rahi hain...

8.Ek toh... ek peirse tooti.aur doosre peir mein ghanti... phir bhi naatak karegi aunty

9.Chillana...tere vo kharghosh bhaiyya aayenge apni behenki jaan bachane keliye

10.Toh chillana... tabse kya galla garam kar rahi hain

11.Abhi tere ye paav uthake thoda left right hile jatka dengena toh teek hojayega

12.Aage kya order hain madam bolo

13.Ek toh pehle jeep pfir truck uske bad ye jungle... abh ye iski ghungru ki chanchan chanchan... saala ek din mein isse bura kya ho sakta hain