Please don't keel me. Not to offend sirf masti hai. Manoranjan hai.
Shiv: Mujhe bas aapko pyar karna hai.
Anandi is shocked.
Anandi: Yaani ye sab natak tha.
Shiv: Haan.
Jhatke se pulls Anandi seedha ucchhal kar almost SRS ki god mein(Himalaya ki god mein). (Movie ka naam hai.) (She is light weight and he is like a paper weight.)
Anandi: Shiv kya kar rahe hain ye? (Pata nahi kya kar raha hai?)
Chodiye na. (Chodne ke liye thodi pakda hai.)
Shiv: Anandi, meri tabiyat wakai kharab hai. (Haan pyaar ka bukhaar jo chadha hai.)
Meri seva karna aapka dharma hai aisa aap hi kehti hain. (Anandi ki seva ka meva chahiye SRS ko.)
Anandi: Shiv ye kya kar rahe hain? (Phir se wahi sawaal.)
Ye bhi koi waqt hai kya? (Pakki teacher hai. 9:00 - 9:30 English class, 9:30 - 10:00 Math class...)
Shiv: Anandi yahi toh mera ilaaj hai. (Doctor se ilaaj bhi karwayega and fees bhi khud hi wasool karega)
Aur ilaaj ka kyua samay (Satyavachan mareez ka ilaaj turant karne se hi sahi ilaaj hota hai.)
Chaliye na tod dete hain iss waqt ki deewaar ko. (Yes SRS ki body shody tod fod ke liye hi toh hai)
Aaiye na meri baahon mein aaiye. (Mere ilaaj ka first step.)
Anandi: Chodiye na Shiv mujhe jaana hai. (Arre again chodne ke liye thodi pakda hai.)
Shiv: Baad mein chali jaana. (Love class khatam hone ke baad.)
Anandi: Shiv mujhe khana banana hai. (Mujhse nahi halwe se moonh meetha kijiye.)
Shiv: Nathu bana lega. (Thodi pagaar wasool ho jaaye.)
Anandi: Shiv please, Please jaane dijiye na. (Mujhe Kitchen class leni hai Saachi ki der ho rahi hai.)
Chodiye na. (Chodiye NA NA bolegi toh thodi chodega? Bolo Chodiye haan.)
Shiv: Please. (Samjho na. Humaari koshish mein kami reh jaati hai. Zyaada koshish karni hai mujhe.)
Anandi: Shiv. (Sirf talk kar rahe hain. So bol rahi hoon jaane do. Mera moonh band karna bhi nahi aata.)
Daddu aap!!(Ha ha ha Shiv ko ullu banaya. Khud room band kiya tha. Mujhe dekhte hi sab bhool jaate hain. Sirf junior ki hi yaad rehti hai.)
Shiv: Arre Anandi itni acchi acting ke liye koi inaam toh milna chahiye na. (Mere haq ka inaam toh chocolate boy and Mannu le gaye apne cheeks par. Future mein mera beta le jaayega. Saare young boys fan hain meri fan ke.)
Anandi: Baad mein. (Abhi time ki kami hai. Samajhiye na Shiv sabr ka phal meetha hota hai.)
Shiv: Accha kam se kam ek token toh dete jaaiye. (Trailer to de do picture baad mein dikha dena.)
Anandi thenga dikha ke chali jaati hai.
Shiv: Anandi!!
SRS mundi hilaate and smile karte reh jaate hain. Office mein itna thak gaye ki peeche bhaagne ki koshish bhi nahi ki.
Please guys sirf thoda fun hai.
