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Arooj just few questions for u 😛 hope they are not too much 😊🤣
How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep?1,2,3...like this...😛🤣
Are there female leprechauns?Yes...😃[=)]
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?Ya...🤔🤣Do fish sleep?i wod i knw i wasnt a fish ever...🤣Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?Mmm...may be...🤔🤣
Why do all the days of the week end in "y"?Becz these are names of days only...🤣Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?Hailaaa its damn scary...🤣🤣
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?Nao...🤣
If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan?God knws better...on a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?Its a blooper actually...😳🤣🤣
Do pigs pull ham strings?IDK...😵
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?😳Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?bcz it sound cooler...🤣
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?Bzc he cant wear that under his tights...his tights are too tight na...🤣
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?I dont think so...😆
Do Nascar Drivers need their license when their racing?shayad no...
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock?
Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?...its a specail wali time clock na...that's why...
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?
Can dogs have dog days?No bcz they already hv dog days...🤣
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?First gentleman...🤔🤣
Do birds pee?Na jee na...🤣
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why is it at a Chinese restaurant an egg roll is called that when there is no egg in it?
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?
You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins anearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Have ex-cowboys become deranged?
Have ex-drycleaners become depressed?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?
Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
What does OK actually mean?
Thats all for now.. I'll be back with more later 😃🤣
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