Hello all my dear friends........
As we all know, these days our KMA is switching frequencies from Left Right Left to ILU ILU. Is love factor ne apni Army ko "Crazy Kiya re...". To chaliye karte hain KMA ke Ishq-Vishq ko salaam in my style!!!
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It's lunch-time and Huda is sitting with Pooja, waiting for Phoolan, practicing how to propose her.
Huda: (to Pooja) Phoolan....ye Huda tere pyaar me baavra hua ja riya hai.....
Pooja: Aye jatt!! Aisa lag raha hai jaise tu kisi ko dhamki de raha hai.
Huda: Ok, one more try.........Phoolan, Muje tujhse vo ho gaya hai.
Pooja: Uffffff..........Tu propose kar raha hai ya paheli pooch raha hai???
Huda: To phir kaise kahun yaar????
Pooja: Pyaar se......nazakat se........emotions ke saath!!! Chal ek baar aakhein band karke practice kar aur bhool ja yahan aas-paas teri phoolan ke sivay koi aur bhi hai.
Huda closes his eyes and as he was about to speak, Suri Ji enters and Pooja epties the seat right in front of huda for him.
Huda: (taking Suri Ji's hand) Phoolan......... Please mujhe maaf kar de yaar, I Love You.
Suri Ji makes a wierd face looking at this and doesn't realize that Ms. Lolita Sen is here.
Huda: (still holding Suri Ji's hand and on with his romance) Arre punjaaban, ye tere haathon ko kya ho gaya???
Lolita Sen: Come again Cadet!!! Ye haath Suri Ji ka hai.........
Huda gets up leaving Suri Ji's hand in haste.
Lolita Sen: Kya mai pooch sajkti hun yahan aakhir ho kya raha tha???
Suri Ji: Vo kya hai na Lolita Ji......
Lolita Sen: Maine Cadet Huda se poocha hai!!!
Suri Ji: Sorry jee....
Lolita Sen: Haan to Cadet Huda........Aapne is academy ko samajh kya rakha hai???
Aalekh: Iska aur iski Phoolan ka adda!!!
Lolita Sen: Aap tabhi bolenge Cadet Sharma jab aapse kaha jayega, get that!! Haan to Cadet Huda aap.........
Just then Yudi came in shouting.........
Yudi: Guys! Simran mam is coming on a date with me!!! Yippeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Lolita Sen: Come again Cadet!!!!
Yudi: (trying to handle the situation) Vo....mam.....vo......date.....kal ki date......yoga session ke liye.......Club Marina me.....Simran mam ne.......vo mere saath.......meri mentor....
Lolita Sen: Oh calm down!!! I got it! Aur tum Cadet Huda, I'll see you later.......
Saying this she exits the canteen.
Suri Ji: (following her) Lolita jee ek minute please suniye........
Pooja: Ye Suri Ji ki love story ko kab Recharge milega??? Bechare yun he bill bharte rehte hain.
Aalekh: Aur is Huda ko dekh, bina bill bhare he incoming aur outgoing dono ka maza lena chahta hai.
Huda: Oye Kaidi tune kabse mobile ki dukaan me naukri shuru kar di???
Aalekh: Jabse tune number dial karne ki practice Suri Ji ke saath chalu ki.
Huda: Oye teri to......
Pooja: Hi Naina!!
Huda: Hye Phoo..........
He stops as he sees Naina entering with Captain Rajveer, giggling at some matter.
Pooja, Aalekh, Yudi: Good Morning Sir.
Rajveer: Good Morning Cadets! Had your breakfast?
Pooja: Hum sab to recharge ho gaye hain sir, Huda bacha tha, ab uska charger bhi aa gaya hai, vo bhi charge ho jayega!!!
Rajveer: Cadet Ghai aapki mummy ne kya Mobile kha kar paida kiya tha aapko???
All cadets laugh, but Huda is still quiet.
Rajveer: Good Morning Cadet Huda!!
Huda: Morning Sir!!
Saying this Huda leaves the Canteen.
Rajveer: Ise kya hua?? Khaiir, Cadets you have to report to the ground at sharp 0900 hrs.
All cadets: Yes Sir!!!
As Rajveer turns back to leave, he collides with Ritu who was coming in with Shalini.
Ritu: Sorry Captain!!
Shalini: It's perfectly all-right Ritu, Captain ne bilkul mind nahi kiya, kyun Captain???
Rajveer: Yes of course!!!
Shalini: Kya?????
Rajveer: I mean of course not!!!
Just then Naina brings coffee for him......
Naina: Sir........Coffee for you.
Rajveer: Thanks Cadet.
Ritu: To yahan 'Coffee with Cadet' chal raha hai right???
Shalini: But agar tum chaaho to Captain won't mind starting 'Flirt with Faculty' Ritu!!! (giggles) Kyun Captain??
Naina felt uncomfortable at this comment and turned back. Justhen, Ali enters the canteen and sits with Pooja while Rajveer and Ritu make an exit.
Ali: Humne suna aap Huda ko Naina ko propose karne ki practice karva rahi thin!!
Pooja: Haan! Kyunki jiske mobile se mai ye ringtone sunna chahti hun, uska to network he out-of-reach hai.
Ali: Hume samajh nahi aa raha is baat ka kya jawaab den!!
Pooja: Mat de naa....It's ok.....Vaise bhi, mera sirf Outbox full hai..........Inbox me abhi tak tera ek bhi message nahi aaya hai.
Saying this she too leaves.
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So this was a brief intrpretation of all love stories prevailing in KMA these days from my side.............Do tell me if you liked it or not!!!
Love 'n' Best Wishes
Khyati