I decided to countinue on with the fanfic since so many people are asking for it. I am going to post the whole thing. I will continue it later.
Kunal: par dadaji. office me kam bahut hai.
D: main kuch nahi sunoga Kunal. Seghal industries tumhare bina bankrupt nahi ho jaiyen gi.
K think: Honeymoon mera hai aur me nahin jana chahata par dadaji bhi na aise acting kar rahen hein ke jaise yeh unka honeymoon hain.
K: theke ha dadji agar aap itna insist kar rahen hain to hum chalen jaiyen ge. Hie na Nimmo. (winks at her)
D: mujhe pata tha ke tum mere baat mano ge. ise liye maine tum dono ke tickets book kar liye.
K: Dadaji apne kahan ke tickets book ke hain.
D: woh ek surprise. Tum dono packing kar lo. Kal subhe(morning) driver tumhe le kar jaiyen ga. 10 wajhe tak tayar rehena.
K: par dadaji itne jaldi main packing kaise kar saktha hoon.
N thinks: Hain ise to 1 month bhi kaam lagein ka.
Nimmo and Kunal go to their room.
N: Kunal ab kya kare.
K: kuch nahi. hum sirf tayari kar sakte hain.
N starts laughing. K: tum haas kyun rahi ho.
N: I am sorry par tum packing kaise karo ge.
K: kya matlab
N: Tum to ek toothbrush nahi choose kar sakthe. To tum packing kaise kar sak the ho. Tum to sara time yeh sochne pe laga do ge ke main kaun sa suitcase leke jaon.
K picks up his phone: KK mare room main aoh.
KK: May I come in sir.
K: KK mera suitcase pack karo.
KK: yes sir.
K: Tum kya kahe rahi Nimmo.
N: (shocked)
K: apna mouth band karo nahi to makhi ander chale jayengi. . Nimmo apna suitcase pack kar lo.
Suddenly the door opens.
K and N look at the door and they are both shocked.
KB: Kunal yeh me kya sun rehi hoon
K: Kantaben aap yahein pe.
KB: hain me yahein. Tum ko to laga hoga ke ab Kantaben ghar chale gayi aur me kuch bhi kar sakta hoon. Par Kunal tum mujhe nahin jante.
N: par kya huah mausi.
KB: yeh honeymoon ka kya mamala hai.
N: who mausi dadaji force kar rahen hain.
K: hain aur usme mari koi galti nahin hain.
KB: yeh tumhare dadaji na tum dono ko kabhi bichedne nahin denge.
K: mujhe bhi lagta hain. Aj tak humne kya kuch nahi kiya par dadaji har bar plan fail kar dete hain.
KB: theek hai. Par ab mujhe bhi honeymoon pe jana hai
N, KK, and Kunal are shocked.
N: aap shaadi kareen mausi.
KB: nahi. Mein tum dono ke saat jayongi. Mujhe is Kunal ki jaat pe abhi taak shakh hain. Mein raat ko sau nahi pati. me sohchti reheti hoon ke tumhare divorce kab hoga.
K and N: hum dono bhi yehin sapna dekhte hain.
KK: Kanta ben yeh aapko honeymoon pe nahin lee ja sakte.
KB: kyon nahi. Kya Kunal ke pas paase nahin hain ke who ticket nahin buy kar sakta.
Kunal to Nimmo: Nimmo ise chup kara do nahin to mujhe galiya deni aati hain.
N: Kanta mausi who dadaji ne hummee nahin batya ke hum kahan ja rahe hain. Issi liye hum aapko saath nahin le ja sakte.
O: woof woof. (Nimmo sees Oscar running at them and she hides behind Kunal)
K: Oscar beta. Me ja rahen hoon. I am going to miss you. KK mere beta ka khayal rakhna. Ise koi taak leaf nahin honi chahhiye.
KB thinks: aise act kar raha he ke jaise yeh hamesha ke liye ja rahe hai.
K: KK Oscar ko yahen se lae jao nahin to mein rone lag jaon ga.
KK: chalo Oscar.
O: woof woof. (has a sad face) Oscar runs to Kunal and starts licking him and Kunal hugs him.
KK takes Oscar out of the room.
KB: Kunal. Nimmo ko haath mat lagana nahi to tere haath tood doongi.
N: uski aap phikar maat karo mausi. Ise mein apne se bahut door rakhon gi. Mausi ab aap ghar jaiye. Mijhe packing karni hain.
The phone rings. Whose Phone is it?
Preview: Kantaben comes in the room. She still doesn't trust Kunal so she says she wants to go with them. Kunal says that they can't take her because they don't even know where they are going. The phone rings.
K: kaun itne raat ko phone kar raha hai.
N: Abhi to bas 9 baje hein. Aur Kunal tum to subhe tak party karte ho. Ab face asa maat banao aur phone chuko.
KB: Nimmo ab main jai rahi hoon. Ghar me intezar kar rahen hain.
KK: mein tumhe drop kar daeta hoon.
K: hello.
V: Kunal. Maine suna hain ke tum kal honeymoon mein ja rahe ho.
K: han tumne sach suna hain.
V: tum kahan ja rahe ho.
K: jahanum(hell) mein ja raha hoon. Koi problem.
V: kya Kunal tum kahan ja rahe ho.
K: mujhe nahi pataa. dadaji ne mujhe nahin bataya.
V: lekin mujhe pata hain tum kahan ja rahe hoon
K: phir batoa ma kahan jah raha hoon
V. Nahin batoa ga. Mujhe dadaji ne mana kiya hain aur Kunal tum office ki koi phikar maat karma. Meh office me sab kuch sambal loon ga.
K: mujhe pata hain. Vikrant main tumse baad me baat karonga.
V: bye Kunal and have a fun time.
K: yea yea.
N: Kiska phone tha.
K: Vikrant ka.
N: has flashback and says woh kya kahe raha tha.
K: usne bola have fun. Lekin usse kya pata ke hum dono to… (there's a knock on the door) Ab kaun hogaa. Kahin KB to nahin phir ayee
N: abhi to who ghar gayin hain. Tumhare hi family ka koi hoga.
Kunal opens the door and sees dadaji.
K: dadaji aap abhi tak sooaye nahin.
D: Who Kunal bas check kar rahan tha ke tumne packing kar li.
N thinks Kyon dadaji jooth bol rahe ho. Ap to dekhne aye hoga ke hum dono yahan par hain ya nahin.
K: hain dadaji sab packing ho gayi.
D: Theek hai to ab tum dono sau jayo. Kal mile the hain.
Dadaji goes and Kunal closes the door.
K sees that N is still packing her clothes.
K: kya hua. Packing abhi taak khatam nahin hoyee.
N gives him the angry glare.
K: tum packing karo aur main soone jar aha hoon.
K goes and lays on the bed. N thinks to herself: meri neend ura kart um chan ke neend sau rahe hoon. Main bhi dekhti hoon ke tum kaise sao te ho. N turns on the television and puts the volume up.
K: Nimmo tv bandh karo.
N: nahin me tv bandh nahi karo gi. Me bore ho rahi hoon.
K: mujhe sona hain.
N: to sau jao. Tumhe koi rook nahi raha hai.
K puts the pillow on his ears and tries his best to go to sleep while Nimmo smiles with triumpt. Finally Kunal gets up and takes the remote and turns of the tv and smiles at nimmo. Nimmo goes to the tv and turns it on and K turns it off and they keep doing the same thing. Kunal gives up and looks at Nimmo. Nimmo goes back to packing her clothes. Kunal walks up to her
K: Help karon tumhari.
N: Nahin mein almost done hoon. Tum jaake sau jau.
K: lekin woh tv.
Nimmo goes and turns off the tv.
N: Im sorry who maine kisse aur ka gussa tum par utar diya.
K: janta hoon Nimmo. Hum tum ek hi problem main pass hain. Lekin we will get through this.
N: hain. I am done. Let's go sleep.
They both go to sleep and it's morning.
Thak thak thak thak tahk
K: kaun hai (loudly)
D: Main tumhara dada hoon Kunal ke bache. Jaldi tayar hoo aur niche aajao
K: Nimmo Nimmo (kunal looks around) Nimmo comes out of the bedroom with a bathrobe on and her hair are wet. Kunal looks shocked.
K thinks: Nimmo kitne sexy lag rahi hai. (Song starts)(chandan saa badan chanchal chitawandheere se teraa ye musakaanaamuze dosh naa denaa jagawaalonho jaaoo agar main deewaanaa)N: Kunal Kunal KUNAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL. Yeh aankhein phaad phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho. Ab kis baat par tum confuse ho.
K: woh woh darvaja bula raha hai niche.
N: darvaja???? Kunal tum kya kahe rahe ho.
K: nahi darvaja nahi dadaji darvaje ko niche bula rahe hain.
N: Kuunaaal. Tum phikar mat karo main abhi agra phone karti hoon.
K: agra kyon.
N: wahan par pagal khana jo hain who tumhe kushi kushi lae jayange
K: looks at her with his mouth open. Kya kahan. Main tumhe pagal lag raha hoon.
N: tum nahi tumhari bateon se lag raha hain. tum kabse bak bak kar rahe ho. Kam se kam ek sentence ko to achi tarah bolo.
K: looks at her madly. Main bas yeh kahe raha tha ke dadaji hume niche bula rahe hain. (goes toward the door)
N: Kunal pehle ready to ho jao.
K: looks at himself. Ooh (runs toward the bathroom)
N: maine tumhare kapde bahar rakh diyen hain aur sath hi tumhara towel, toothbrush, gel, shaving cream, shampoo, soap, underclothes, perfume, shoes, tie, watch, aur tumhare purse.
K: thek hai thek hai. (says to himself: Nimmo mera kitna khayal rahkti hain)
N: ab yahan khade khade kya kar rahe hoon. Ab to maine tumhare sari confusion door kar di. Ab kis baat bar confuse ho. Kya tum ab yeh to nahi sooch rahe ke kaun sa pani use karon.
K: theek hai ab jada maat bolo.
N: maine to kuch kaha bhi nahi.
K runs to the bathroom to escape Nimmo.
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