MBland ki police ki ek anokhi daastan!

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1) Firstly woh ek sadakchaap gangster ko do din bhi nahi sambhal paye. 2)'Most wanted don' jise 'girane k liyeh unke guns loaded the' use pehchanne mein unhe accused ki patni ki avashyakta padi. 3)CBI ki baare mein to kuch na hi kahein toh behter rahega! Acchi tareeke se bhes bhi nahi badal sake ki uss gangu ne unhe itni easily pehchan liya aur upar se kissi aur ko utha laye(gangster ki photo do divas pehle hi samachaar patrika mein prakashit hui thi) 4) sab ko pata hi ki Madhu ke so called 'risvat kand' ke baad unka case kamzor ho gaya hai toh Madhu koi insane vyakti to hai nahi ki woh sultan ko zinda batane ka natak karegi jo case ko aur kamzor kar dega fir bhi koi uski baton par dhang se gaur nahi farma rahe! Are bhai, ek wanted don murder case hai ya kisi car accident mein kuchle kisi bakre ka murder case ! Are kam se kam phone to tap kar hi sakte hain . 5)police ki custody mein kuch gaye-guzre kaidi kisi ko berehmi se maar rahe hain aur aas paas kisi policewale ka namonishan nahi kab halat gambhir ho chuki tabhi unhe khabar mili! Wah wah! Kya tab tak sab ke sab bahar thele se bhaji-pau khane gaye the kya? Khane ke waqt kya policewale aas paas nahi hote? Agar koi criminal bhag gaya toh? Upar se jab gangu bhai un kaidiyon ko kaam par lagane gaya hoga to kya saare hawaldars aur inspectors so rahe the? 6)un kaidiyon par koi action nahi? Are unhe third degree do zara, shayad tab woh mahatma gangu ji ka naam ugal dein! Joshi:' par mam, haath pehle RK sir ne uthaya tha' wah! Agar ye sab dekhne k liyeh koi maujood tha to usne unn gundon ko rokne k liyeh kuch kyun nahi kiya? 7)' paan wale k naam par register tha aur ab uska phone kho gaya' isse ye toh saabit nahi hota ki phone kisi ne mazak mein hi kiya ho! Phone chor Gangster bhai bhi to ho sakta hai , acche se chanbin karo , phone ko trace karo! 8) last but not the less ridiculous , the' hospital mein bhai bana doctor scenario' so called 'acussed' hospital mein hai aur aas paas koi policewala nahi! Is this a joke?kya saare k saare policewale itne kamzor hai ki sirf ek aadmi ke samne ghutne tek diye ? Aur baaki k log I mean hospital staffs dusre patients k rishtedaar , security guard e.t.c. Sab mar gaye kya? In sab se ek hi baat saaf ho rahi hai ki ya toh Sultan ne saare kanoon ke rakhwalon ko khareed liya hai (God Knows sadakchaap k paas itni daulat aayi kahase dusron ke jeevan mein tang aadaane k alava aur koi kaam karta nahi dikhta) ya fir saare policekarmi din raat daaru pi ke tunn rehte hain ...ya phir CVs police aur unke kaam ka kuch naya aur 'alag che' definition dena chah rahe hain! Note: ye tippani policewalon k upar hai kadachit mahapurush k upar nahi atah bhratashri bhakton se anurodh hai ki accha na lage to muh pher ligiyega parantu kripa kar ise report nahi kijiyega. Dhanyawaad .

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Nice post as always pyaare ji!!👏
LOL! MB Land ki police is liay dumb ho gayi because Bhai ko smart jo dikhana hai! Ab Bhai ki dumbness toh kam kar nahin sakte toh doosron ki smartness kam kar ke unki dumbness barha ke thori adjustment karne ki koshish kar rahai hain MB CVs. 😳


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pyaare_laal

1) Firstly woh ek sadakchaap gangster ko do din bhi nahi sambhal paye.
2)'Most wanted don' jise 'girane k liyeh unke guns loaded the' use pehchanne mein unhe accused ki patni ki avashyakta padi.

3)CBI ki baare mein to kuch na hi kahein toh behter rahega! Acchi tareeke se bhes bhi nahi badal sake ki uss gangu ne unhe itni easily pehchan liya aur upar se kissi aur ko utha laye(gangster ki photo do divas pehle hi samachaar patrika mein prakashit hui thi)

4) sab ko pata hi ki Madhu ke so called 'risvat kand' ke baad unka case kamzor ho gaya hai toh Madhu koi insane vyakti to hai nahi ki woh sultan ko zinda batane ka natak karegi jo case ko aur kamzor kar dega fir bhi koi uski baton par dhang se gaur nahi farma rahe! Are bhai, ek wanted don murder case hai ya kisi car accident mein kuchle kisi bakre ka murder case ! Are kam se kam phone to tap kar hi sakte hain .
5)police ki custody mein kuch gaye-guzre kaidi kisi ko berehmi se maar rahe hain aur aas paas kisi policewale ka namonishan nahi kab halat gambhir ho chuki tabhi unhe khabar mili! Wah wah! Kya tab tak sab ke sab bahar thele se bhaji-pau khane gaye the kya? Khane ke waqt kya policewale aas paas nahi hote? Agar koi criminal bhag gaya toh? Upar se jab gangu bhai un kaidiyon ko kaam par lagane gaya hoga to kya saare hawaldars aur inspectors so rahe the?
6)un kaidiyon par koi action nahi? Are unhe third degree do zara, shayad tab woh mahatma gangu ji ka naam ugal dein! Joshi:' par mam, haath pehle RK sir ne uthaya tha' wah! Agar ye sab dekhne k liyeh koi maujood tha to usne unn gundon ko rokne k liyeh kuch kyun nahi kiya?

7)' paan wale k naam par register tha aur ab uska phone kho gaya' isse ye toh saabit nahi hota ki phone kisi ne mazak mein hi kiya ho! Phone chor Gangster bhai bhi to ho sakta hai , acche se chanbin karo , phone ko trace karo!

8) last but not the less ridiculous , the' hospital mein bhai bana doctor scenario' so called 'acussed' hospital mein hai aur aas paas koi policewala nahi! Is this a joke?kya saare k saare policewale itne kamzor hai ki sirf ek aadmi ke samne ghutne tek diye ? Aur baaki k log I mean hospital staffs dusre patients k rishtedaar , security guard e.t.c. Sab mar gaye kya?

In sab se ek hi baat saaf ho rahi hai ki ya toh Sultan ne saare kanoon ke rakhwalon ko khareed liya hai (God Knows sadakchaap k paas itni daulat aayi kahase dusron ke jeevan mein tang aadaane k alava aur koi kaam karta nahi dikhta) ya fir saare policekarmi din raat daaru pi ke tunn rehte hain ...ya phir CVs police aur unke kaam ka kuch naya aur 'alag che' definition dena chah rahe hain!
Note: ye tippani policewalon k upar hai kadachit mahapurush k upar nahi atah bhratashri bhakton se anurodh hai ki accha na lage to muh pher ligiyega parantu kripa kar ise report nahi kijiyega. Dhanyawaad .


Aapke prashansakon ki suvidha ke liye aapki dwara likhi gayi panktiyon ko punarvinyaas kiya hai, aapki anumati ke bina! Kshamaprarthi hoon..

Attiuttam tippani hai.. Ekdum baan ki tarah lakshya ko saadha hai..apitu tuch praani somras se door rehne ka daava karta tha.. Parantu uske kathan vishvasneeya nahin hai.. Toh yeh sambhavna bhi ho sakti hai..
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Posted: 12 years ago
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noticed that anyone who comes into contact with bhai or has anything to do with his nonsense, becomes as stupid as he is 🥱
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Nice post as always pyaare ji!!👏

LOL! MB Land ki police is liay dumb ho gayi because Bhai ko smart jo dikhana hai! Ab Bhai ki dumbness toh kam kar nahin sakte toh doosron ki smartness kam kar ke unki dumbness barha ke thori adjustment karne ki koshish kar rahai hain MB CVs.😳


I agree with you,bhrata ko thoda-bahut samajhdar dikhane hetu anya kirdaaron mein bewakoofi bhari jaa rahi hai. But dont you think yeh kuch zyada hi ho raha hai, policewalon ki bewakoofi hadd paar kar chuki hai ?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: DushtDanaf.

<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">noticed that anyone who comes into contact with bhai or has anything to do with his nonsense, becomes as stupid as he is🥱</font>

Agree with you bhai's stupidity is contagious!
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Aapke prashansakon ki suvidha ke liye aapki dwara likhi gayi panktiyon ko punarvinyaas kiya hai, aapki anumati ke bina! Kshamaprarthi hoon..0„2

Attiuttam tippani hai.. Ekdum baan ki tarah lakshya ko saadha hai..apitu tuch praani somras se door rehne ka daava karta tha.. Parantu uske kathan vishvasneeya nahin hai.. Toh yeh sambhavna bhi ho sakti hai..0„2
Aapki hindi ati suddh hai humein kuch shabdon ke arth samajh nahi aaye iss karan yeh gyat nahi ki aap kshamaprarthi kyun hain? Haan ji bhrashtbuddhi ne aajtak jo bhi kaha jyadatar mithya hi pramanit hui hai iss karan unke saath kuch bhi sambhav hai. Humein toh Mohan kand bhi unka dhong hi pratit ho raha hai! Yeh avashyak nahi ki Meera ka putr wahi ho! Bhrashtbuddhi woh ek vars purane patrika ka kya kar raha tha? Uska sadyantra kaafi purana pratit ho raha hai... Oh ho! Hum to topic se bhatak gaye , hum toh policewalon ki asaksham hone par charcha kar rahe the.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Pyaareji kya baat hai post par post lagta hai aap bhrashtbudhi se kafi pareshan hai. Vaise us tuch prani ke nikat jo bhi aata hai uski budhi bhraht ho jati hai. Pehle hamare cvs,fir hamari bhraya,fir paddo,fir Radha,fir apna nayak,fir apni dips,bittuji aur ab police bhi. Sirf ek exception hai Meera uski budhi to bhai ke netron ne thok kar di. Khair starkk rahiyega aapka post bandh ho sakta hai. Ab karan mat puchiyega kyunki vo humein bhi nahi pata. Lol
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pyaare_laal

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Aapke prashansakon ki suvidha ke liye aapki dwara likhi gayi panktiyon ko punarvinyaas kiya hai, aapki anumati ke bina! Kshamaprarthi hoon..0'2

Attiuttam tippani hai.. Ekdum baan ki tarah lakshya ko saadha hai..apitu tuch praani somras se door rehne ka daava karta tha.. Parantu uske kathan vishvasneeya nahin hai.. Toh yeh sambhavna bhi ho sakti hai..0'2

Aapki hindi ati suddh hai humein kuch shabdon ke arth samajh nahi aaye iss karan yeh gyat nahi ki aap kshamaprarthi kyun hain? Haan ji bhrashtbuddhi ne aajtak jo bhi kaha jyadatar mithya hi pramanit hui hai iss karan unke saath kuch bhi sambhav hai. Humein toh Mohan kand bhi unka dhong hi pratit ho raha hai! Yeh avashyak nahi ki Meera ka putr wahi ho! Bhrashtbuddhi woh ek vars purane patrika ka kya kar raha tha? Uska sadyantra kaafi purana pratit ho raha hai... Oh ho! Hum to topic se bhatak gaye , hum toh policewalon ki asaksham hone par charcha kar rahe the.


I actually rearranged the lines you wrote for the convenience of the readers.. Looks like u r writing from a phone or something.. So apologized to do it without ur permission..😉

Humein pratit hota hai ki kotwal se lekar nyaydish eivam kanoon ka pandit sabhi ko adharmi bhai ne utkoch diya hai..
Bahut hi ayogya karamchari hai sabhi ke sabhi..
Adharmi ke is shadyantra ke peeche koi bahut bada bhed hai..
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: masan1


Pyaareji kya baat hai post par post lagta hai aap bhrashtbudhi se kafi pareshan hai. Vaise us tuch prani ke nikat jo bhi aata hai uski budhi bhraht ho jati hai. Pehle hamare cvs,fir hamari bhraya,fir paddo,fir Radha,fir apna nayak,fir apni dips,bittuji aur ab police bhi. Sirf ek exception hai Meera uski budhi to bhai ke netron ne thok kar di. Khair starkk rahiyega aapka post bandh ho sakta hai. Ab karan mat puchiyega kyunki vo humein bhi nahi pata. Lol

woh kya hai ji hum 24 ghanton k liyeh forum se gayab the issi karan kal k post ka quota aaj pura kar liya aur do post banaye! Aur bhrashtbuddhi ji se to kaun pareshan nahi hai!(kuch dharampremi bhaktjano ko chodke) humein to bhay hai kahin bhrata ko dekhte dekhte humari buddhi bhi bhrasht na ho jaye! Hmmm... Aajkal post band hone ka khatra kaafi badh gaya hai! Tippani k liyeh dhanyawaad ji.
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