The Blue Pill Company Stockholders
...had a meeting and decided to test their product.
But to do a blind-study test, they needed a placebo, so this is what they offered:
First in line was:
Raashid A. Khan
The poster-boy for the potency and er... drive of the pill, he has proved that where there is a will, there is also a why not.
The side-effects of spine-loss are being kept on the down-low by the company. Shhh...
He is the current poster-boy... a little long in the tooth, but he is nothing if not dedicated to the wonders of the blue pill.
Quite impressed by the efficacy and long-lasting effects of the pill, the stockholders still wanted to test the market for a younger target population.
Cue entry:
Imraan
He quicky became adept at the dosage levels, and scored many...er.. 'points' for the company.
He was so successful with not one, not two, but, three ...er... testings, they decided to have him continue his field-tests.
A serious contender for the poster-boy title... look out Raashid A. Khan!
Vikrum
A novice, yet remarkably quick on the take... in many ways, he might yet prove to be a serious competitor to Imraan. His motto is:
"Yayh dil maangay more!"
Raabert
He decided that he was gonna take the red pill and then eat his heart out, coz he thought the grass was greener on the blue-pill side.
*sob* "Why did I believe that 'Ghur ki mourgi daal buraaburr!'" *sob*
Mr.Khan
He heard about it, too, but decided that what his six-pack abs could start, his Salmaan Khan impersonation could finish, a.k.a towel-crotch-rub Part 2...
...if it did not put the viewer into a laugh-riot induced rictus, that is.
In reality, this was his reaction to the pill offer:
That wascally, wascally wabbit!
Jayne
P.S. For those who missed earlier installments:
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/qubool-hai/3510378/jayne-panah-productions-presents-qubool-hai
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/qubool-hai/3550274/jayne-panah-productions-presents-will-he-wont-he
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/qubool-hai/3607522/jayne-panah-productions-presents-mother-goose
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