Member of the Week - anu24us1 (Anu) - Page 23

Originally posted by: adi_0112

[Anu Fabulous replies to SDK and my questions...😆😆😆

I am really rolling here, but cannot find the ROFL's to put them here.

Reminded me of the Shurpu & Ghattu baby saga...😆😆😆

Just fabulous...and thanks for the house...well the houses here actually look like that..when purchased in a new locality. Bus ek tension rahega...who will mow the lawn when that comes in or remove the mountain of snow in winter..???😆

Anu,

While you still have one of my set unaswered here's one more:(be honest and give answers what u feel 😛 )

How many sheets of paper can one tree make?

Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

What animal keeps the best time?

Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

What is the noblest musical instrument?

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Anu,

Can you answer this?

1. How to get the bhoot of chameli away from manishs head?
Just sing, ek baar aaja aaja aaja and allow Himesh to sing it, chameli ka bhoot khudba khud neechey aa jaayega

2. How to make Jaya look at her PM's without spamming evrythread by requesting her...

Tell her tat if she doesn look at her PMs, her pyaari AV will be taken away and given to someone else..

3. How to make Anu#2, keep her inbox under control , so that we dont have to frequently start the "Empty your...thread"?

Tell her Rajeev may PM her at any point of time and gv a surprise, she wl definitely keep the whole inbox empty.. 😛

4. How can Sameer be the chota Don when Amitabh ji is the bada DON.What happened to Shah Rukh khan then? where did he get lost between the two?

He is chota Don coz maybe in future he can become bada DON and for now Shahrukh is just Don.. No Bada and No Chota..

that will do....😛😆

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

Anu,

Barnalidi has asked me to become a moderator... 😃... and I asked why?... what do you think her reply would be?... give me at least 5 reasons...

but... BB disagreed to that ... why do u think that is... again ... 5 reason.

Their replies don't have to be reasonable...make it funny😉

(Readers: this is just a question... don't worry i'm not gonna be a moderator!😛😆)

Originally posted by: ans24us1

Disclaimer: This is just for fun

Barnalidi's 5 reasons:

1. You have the AV of Dia Mirza - a doll which is one of the quality to become a moderator
2. Ur name is Dia meaning light, and U can add light to the forum
3. Ur ID says 2smart4u, members wl definitely listen to u
4. Ur language is simple to understand and U write very well
5. U can give grt recipes for members when they are hungry and cook well too..

Bhaskar Bro's disagreement:

1. No way, I dnt hv a doll's AV and nor do you
2. No problem andhera ho jaayega toh koi lamp hire karlenge
3. Arre members hum logon ki baat nahin sunte, uski baat kahaan sunenge
4. Then definitely No.. For becoming Moderator, U need to be perfect in grammar
5.What - recipes?? Do u think all Mods knw to cook..

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Originally posted by: ans24us1

so Manish: chameli ka bhoot utra ya nahi???😛😆

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

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Sahi farmaya aapne......

Bhaskar boss,

Mujhe aapka ya Barnaliji ka response nahi mila.......Pleaaaase....kucch kijiye.....Boredom se main mara jaa raha hoon....😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Anu,

Can you answer this?

1. How to get the bhoot of chameli away from manishs head?

2. How to make Jaya look at her PM's without spamming evrythread by requesting her...

3. How to make Anu#2, keep her inbox under control , so that we dont have to frequently start the "Empty your...thread"?

4. How can Sameer be the chota Don when Amitabh ji is the bada DON.What happened to Shah Rukh khan then? where did he get lost between the two?

that will do....😛😆

Abey yaar....ye Chameli ka Bhoot nahi hai.......Tomlogo mein se koi bhi mujhe dost kahne layak nahi hai....Meri pyari rani dulari si chameli ko bhoot bana diya..........Dhikkar hai tumhari zindagi pe.......issey achcha to tum bhoot bhale the.....😆

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

Thanks for answering... and sooo sweet 🤗

Manish tum bhi ye baat jaldi maanlo!!!😛😆

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Originally posted by: 2smart4u

Business abhi shuru nahi hua hai...isiliye free coupon dekar lubha raha hoon.....Dil hai ki manta hi nahi....i mean...Anu hai ki maanti hi nahi....😆