APA, ARYAN, & SLAP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Definitely agreed with Lash today...what a *yawn* episode...the only good part about the time between 9:30PM & 10:00PM was my Chinese food!!! 😕

1) As Lash had said in her "2 Pounds", Miss 360 Degree Head aka Jo needs Hooked On Phonics. Or maybe if she didn't have a giant wad of gum the size of my head in her mouth all the time, we'd be able to make sense of what the hell she was saying! 😕

2) Looks like Jassi has gotten quite used to her Neha moniker by now. She's saying it proudly all over the place to anyone who will listen! I wonder if she has to get a new passport every time she changes her name...I mean, it's always in a new city or country...you'd think the Indian Government might ask for some sort of identification??? 🤢

3) Back to Jo's gum-chewing, I hope there are good dentists in India...both Jo & CJ are going to need a new set of chompers pretty soon. She, because she's bound to get cavities unless her gum is sugar-free & he, because I'm sure that chesire cat grin of his is going to give his temperomandibular joint SOMEEE pain. 😵

4) Jassi seems to be spewing a lot about how she is older now & such...then why do her students all look her age? As for her teachings, "Every choice you make affects your life."...Ummmm...DUH!? Isn't that just common sense? I didn't need a teacher to tell me that if I CHOSE to stick a fork in the electrical outlet, I was bound to be electrocuted. If I CHOSE to put my bare hand on the stove, it was going to get burned. Jasmeet Walia aka Jessica Bedi aka Neha Shastri aka JassiCeha's new name? Captain OBVIOUS. 🤓

5) WHY OH WHYYY is PERVERTlal back? I swear to G-d, everytime he looks @ Captain Obvious, I want to go take a shower!!! 🤔

6) APA: Sooo...now Nasim aka Cookie Monster is Nasim APA? She told Captain Obvious that she is like an older sister. If Cookie Monster is Captain Obvious's older sister, then HI GUYS, I am now Amrit...better yet, I am now Balwant Walia. I really do love the character out of respect that she's a sweet little woman, but come on lady! Look in the mirror! Captain Obvious is closer to your granddaughter! I don't know...maybe I just don't like her because I want Bebe back.

7) Speaking of whom...BRING BACK BEBEEEEEE!!! 😭 And that's all I have to say about that. 😡

8) ARYAN: I thought I would HATE his re-entry into the show, but I actually felt relieved to see someone that I knew!!! In the midst of the Pervmans, Khatra Khatris, JO-ke, random clergymen, & our dear old Global Taxi Driver, it's good to see a familiar face...even if it's an evil one. I like Aryan a lot better when he's not harassing the old Jassi. This is not to say that I want him long-term...South Africa just called me. They want him back. 😉

9) JO-ke seems to be getting older & older each episode. I feel like the NEXT time she leaves Captain Obvious's class, she might have a cane, dentures, & white hair. Like Mrs. Sharma Boli said in Mid-Day, please just get rid of her...she actually makes the show even MORE boring. 😕

10) Where did CJ's twin go? Piano Man seems to have vanished although OBVIOUSLY not for long. Maybe he went to go find JassiCeha a new shawl...I mean, that seems to be the "in" thing to do in Nainital lately. 😒

11) RANDOM MUSINGS: Khatra Khatri needs to gargle with some salt water. Her voice gets scratchier & more and more like a dying cat daily! 🤢 WHAT is with that "sparkly" music when JassiCeha told her students to call her "Sirf Neha". Are we supposed to have some sort of epiphany with that or just feel like we really are as mentally retarded as the head honchos assume us to be? Does Nandu know about the shrine to his best friend in Gulmohur's boardroom yet? I want to see what happens then. I'm kidding, no I don't...I just want to see another original cast member since these newbies are outnumbering them lately. 😭

12) The flashback of "The Slap Heard Around The World" was nice. At least we got to see Armaan & Jassi together in the same frame for the first time since the wedding of the year! I swear guys, the amount of minutes that are dedicated to flashbacks, we might as well give up on the storyline picking up...we're going to be remembering the Pink Chaddi scene & The Slap Heard Around The World until May 2006! 😡

13) With PERVERTlal's entry, I almost MISS Pink Chadds. WHOAAAA THERE CALM DOWN...I said ALMOST. I think I must have taken some of the same hallucinogens that he spiked Jassi's coffee with.

14) Mallika is a loser. Short & sweet. How can she, with a STRAIGHT FACE, say that she has a "LIFETIME OF HAPPINESS" still to come? Ummm...you DO know that your husband doesn't love you, right? You DO know that he still loves someone you consider your worst enemy, right? You DO know that he can't even look @ your face for 1/300th of a second, right? Ah, I guess not. That Sesame Street reject of a sari must have fried your brain. I know it fried mine! 😲

15) Miss Rhea. I'm telling you, the best scenes are when she doesn't speak. ALTHOUGH, WHATTTTTTTTTTTT the hell is she STILL doing with a picture of Armaan!? Woman, get to a psychotherapist ASAP before you start talking to his chair again...Jassi used to do that all the time & look @ her now...she has multiple identity crises tri-annually. 🤢 Actually though, she may become our newest JJKN Private Investigator. She seems abnormally interested in the reasoning behind Jassi & Armaan's split. Who knows? Maybe she'll be the one who ultimately gets so nosy, that she gets to the bottom of our Chaddi World resident's misdeeds. Woo hoooo!!! Then her character will have served some sort of purpose!!! 👏

16) Last but not least, WHERE was my Raj/Armaan scene from the preview!? I was so happy to see my homie Raj fighting Armaan's hate & hurt-fueled stupidity! But of courseeeeeeeeeeee they got rid of it. You can't cut the scenes you SHOULD...aka Pink Chadds in Nainital, but you can chop away @ our favoritest Raj! 😡

Man, oh man, it's fun to watch a show that makes no sense. That means that for that 1/2 hour, I can put my brain away & watch the newest comedy on television. YAY FOR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS & HER NEW-BORN CREW!!! 👏👏👏 PERVERTlal's got a thing for you, go for it! 😛

G'night kids. 🤗

Siddhi

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yes even i was wondering where was raj-arman scene

Originally posted by: Sidlum

...what a *yawn* episode...

Oh ya ! Thank God I am free not to watch !🥱

14) Mallika is a loser. Short & sweet. How can she, with a STRAIGHT FACE, say that she has a "LIFETIME OF HAPPINESS" still to come? Ummm...you DO know that your husband doesn't love you, right? You DO know that he still loves someone you consider your worst enemy, right? You DO know that he can't even look @ your face for 1/300th of a second, right? Ah, I guess not. That Sesame Street reject of a sari must have fried your brain. I know it fried mine! 😲

Of course. But don't forget she has full support of Aryan and her in-laws. Armaan is safe till Mallika cries. Once she determines to make Armaan cry Armu darling will be in trouble. Remember the scene when Armaan tried to break off his engagement with Mallika Puru uncle threatened Aryan to make the CEO. So Armaan should not forget that.

U know Actor who is playing Parvatlal's role.. (he is good actor though.. )

hehehehe.. He is ex-step-father of actor Shahid Kapoor..

Any shahid kapoor fan here.. ????

Originally posted by: apoorva_preet

Any shahid kapoor fan here.. ????

There are many in JP I know of....

😆 😆 😆 u r rite siddhi....... this is the newest comedy around!