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Holla ladies and ladies!
i am back with a 1 more OS😆
soo be tolerate... !
jo rah gaye thy abi maine unko pm kar diya h..lol
forum rank ke liye😳 😆
anybody home?
ha tera baap baitha hai ...jo tu usse puch rahi hai aur vo tujhe andar aane dega...
nahi koi ni hai...aaja...aaja...arjun jaldi aao, nahi to koi dekh lega!
dekhta hai to dekhne do! hum kya koi daka daalne aaye hai?
nahi! chori karne aaye ho! aur nahi to kya yaha hazamat karvane bulaya hai?...chori nahi karne aaye ho to phir kisliye aaye ho?
sakshi ki bacchi!! mai kya tujhe hazamat vala dikhta hu , vaise mera dil kar raha hai ki teri zuban hi acche se kutar du! bahut kanchi ki tarah chalti hai ye...tu information deti hai sooo chod deta hu!...huh
chotu speaks splutter:- kaat de!
kya du?
main kah laha hu - kaat de!!
arjun dont understand that wt he say?
rathore: abye vo kah raha hai ki sakshi ki juban kaat de!
hilla!! chotu ...kaminee totle kahi ke! meri juban kaat ke tujhe kya milega?
thannti(shaanti)! aad tak jith ghal(jis ghar) me gaye hai teri ith(is) lambi juban ki vajah se pakle gaye hai
sree is deaf:- uddi baba kaanti! tu kya karega uske sath? vo to buddhi aunty hai na! tujse ye ummid nahi thi mujhe ! aur uske sath adjust kaise karega tu?
jaise tu liza ke chath(sath) kalta hai...
demmit! haramjado yaha chori karne aaye ho ya aapas me ladne-jhagrne! lets start team...
samjhye ya samjhun!
oye tu baad me samjhana ! yaha is gahrvale aa gaye na kahi vo log tumhe aur hume na samjhane lag jaye!
sree to liza: ye kya kar rahi hai tu?
Ooo bahre! acche se sunta nahi to dikhta to hai na tujhe ! dekh ni rahe mai ye microscope se ghar me cheezo ko acche se dekh rahi hu! kuch chut na jaye ...ye mujhe arjun ji ne bola tha
tu kya isse yaha vermin ya germs lene aai hai?...vaise ye tune kiske gahr se churaya ?
yaad nahi hai...mera dimag mat kha vaise bi tere sath jor-jor se bol ke meri watt lag gai hai...
aisha throw to her slipper at them...kaminno! maine tum logo ko ladne ki nahi balki chori karne ki training di thi, jaldi kaam niptao, varna yaha koi aa gaya to ...jaldi
aisha dii aap mujhe kyaon badak ri hai ...ye bahara hi mujhe distrub kar raha hai...
demmit tu kya bahar gate keeper ban ke khadi hai...hath batvaogi kaam me to jaldi kaam ban jayega na!
O demmit ki aaulad ...mai yaha nahi dekhugi to teri achanak se band baj jayegi agar vo log aa gaye to...samjhye!
suddenly light has gone to all house
chotu shouting thandle(candle) le ke aao koi!
sakshi gives a sandal to him ...
akal ki dushman! vo candle ki baat kar raha hai, samjhi ya samjhun!! aur tu... tujhme dimag naam ki koi cheez nahi hai kya?
saale !! us tourch ka kya karega be, vo kisliye di hai tujhe? varna ye sandal tere sar pe hi aayegi next time...
uff! itna gussa mat kiya karo yaar...
dekho ! tum to mujhse dur hi raha karo...
ok! mai dur rahugi tum mere paas aaa jao na phir...hye ek to ye suhani raat samne agar tum ho to ky baat...is divani ki javani kab kaam aayegi...bolo-bolo...tell-tell?
arjun thought: ye kamini to pakka meri izzat lutne ke chakkar me hain...chor hua to kya hua? izzatdhar chor hu! meri bi personality hai
dekh mai kisi chuddail se shaadi kar sakta hu but tujhse nahi...sys
kya! to mai tumhe kisi chuddail se kam najar aati hu, by god ! mujhe to lagta tha ki tum mujhe chuddail samjhte ho!
abye Oh! javani-divani line pe aa ja ...nahi to!
nahi to kya!!
kuch nahi...hatt! maja nada lago naka!!
yahi to rona hai ki kuch nahi karte...huh.. u 9 wt? meri 1 hi wish h ki mai tumhare baccho ko sambhalu aur...
ja be... mere baap ne mere liye koi khajana nahi choda hai ki jo mai tujh pe lutauga...mere baccho ko meri bivi sambhal legi...koi maid nahi rakhni hai mujhe unke liye aur vaise bi tere diye hue sanskar mere sidhe-sadhe baccho ko paida hote hi teda kar denge!
kya bola-kya bola!! mere sanskar aisye hai to tu kayon sa dudh ka dhula hua hai...chorta kahi ka...apne andar jhak ke dekh pahle
nahi dekhna hai mujhe!
ok to mujhe dekhne do na phir!!
tab tak vo gharvale vaha pahuch jate hai aur light bi aa jati hai... aisha ke ishare pe sab chup jate hai...but sree aur chotu ko bahut bhook lagi thi to vo kitchen me guse hue hai...
owner :- ye ghar ke sare nokar kaha mar gaye? koi pani to pilao! uff! mujhe khud hi jana padega...nikkame ye gudia ki maa meri jaan le ke chodegi ...kaha tha mat rakh nokar...free ki kamai hai na sooo, maa-beti bas paise udane pe lagi rahti hai(ye bahut bada kanjoos hai)
rathore ek room me palang(bed) ke niche chup jata hai aur owner's wife us palang pe baith jati hai to rathore par heavy load pad jata h
(rathore wishper to himself ) uff! abye moti utth...mera kachumar nikalegi kya? deva aaj tu hi bacha, sahi kahte hai log chor ke ghar mor! iski maa ki aankh...utth ja be nahi to mai utth jauga is dunia se!!
he goes to kitchen :- bahan ke takko! kayon ho be tum log ? yaha kya kar rahe ho?
shree to owner: wo-wo-wo...hum log ...
chotu: untle(uncle) ji...aap laste me kayon kahle hai ...hatiye na dane didiye(jane dijiye)
shree wishpar to chotu: saste!! tere baap ki kamai ke nahi hai jo saste bol raha hai aur itna kha liya ab bhi tujhe dane-ghehu-anaaz chaiye...chotu glared at him.
owner: ye tere hath me kya hai?
chotu: badam!
owner: chotu se lekar kha jata hai aur badam aisa hota hai? bechare ne kanjoosi ke chakkar me kabi kha ke hi ni dekha...lol
pahle pani pita hu tum logo ko baad me dekhuga! uske pani me makhi gir jati hai but vo usse bi chus jata hai..rofl (remember dil movie)
chotu: ye dekh ke...hilla!! iski to puri satki hui hai
owner shree aur chotu ko pakad ke jutto se maarne lagta hai ...ye dekh ke sabko bahar nikalna padta hai
sakshi ko dekhkar owner : arye tu ghar pe kis liye ruki thi yaha itne sare chor gush aaye hai , kaam ki na kaaj ki maa-beti dushman anaz ki!
everyone shocked ki ye sakshi ka hi ghar hai aur ye uske papa hai...lol
sakshi's father: dekh kya rahi hai khade-khade ! ja.. ja ke police ko phone kar...
police ka naam sunte hi sabki band baj jati hai aur arjun sakshi ka gale pe chaku rakh deta hai bcz uske father ko ni pata ki ye sakshi choro ke sath mili hui hai...
bachao-bacho! papa mujhe bachao ! and wishper to arjun - aaye-hye ! itne kareeb tu mere wah!
well isi baat pe ek sher araj hai-
rakha jo tumne mere gale par chaku...
ye to accha bahana dunda kareeb aane ka aur mai tumse kya kahu?...lol
chod deta hu! phir tum bhi 100 karore ki haveli me humare sath chalna aish karne!!
papa plz phone mat kijiye na...meri jaan ka saval hai!
teri ek jaan ke chakkar me apne itni sari cheeze dav par kaise laga du? rofl
sakshi to everyone: dekho guma -phir kar mujhe baat karne ki aadat nahi hai tum logo ko jo chahiye le jao aur mujhe chod do! samjhye ya ...
sab uski baat samjh jate hai aur sab kuch samet kar nikal lete hai aur arjun sakshi ko push karta hai ye le buddhe teri ekloti beti...lol
arjun to sakhi: ye accha bahana tha mera(girane ka)...samjhi!
next day: aisha to sakhi: wt d?
tumne apne hi ghar me chori karvai humse! baat kuch palle nahi padi...
arjun : dayan bi 7 ghar chod ke vaar karti hai aur tune apne hi ghar me daaka dalvaya...why?
rathore: dammit !! wt wrongs with u?
sakshi: arye vo mera baap! maha kanjoos...kanjoosi ke naam pe dhaba!! ek phooti kodi ni deta hume...sooo
liza: ha miane dekha tha tabi tere ghar me itne sare germs thy ab acche se gahr ki saaf-safai kiye bina hi itne sare ho sakte hai...lol
chotu: ab humne kar di hai na safai us ghar ki , vo bi acche se!
shree: tera baap kanjoss nahi makhi choosh hai...
sakshi: arjun ! galat baat...moke ka fayada utthaya tumne mera ...kitne badly girya mujhe ...huh
tum hi to kahti ho ki moke ka fayda utthana chahiye!
mai dusri situation ki baat karti hu anari !!
arjun wishper to sakshi: ye ishq nahi assan bas itna samjh lijiye!
aag ka dariya hai aur dub ke jana hai...barsate swimming acche se aani chahiye...samjhi ya samjhun!!
the end!😊
Cricket
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