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My post for BHAI and his LOBERS ❤️

Famous dialogues ka kachumbar...


1)Aryan -"Haan, main sign karoonga , lekin pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao, jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha ; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri madhu ke bhindi rolls chura liye the; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye "mera baap TRP chor hai" leekh diya tha. Uske baad... Uske baad, mere bhai, tu jo kahega us par main sign karoonga ."

2)"Jab yeh expressionless thobda TV screen pe ata hai, toh audience uthta nahi, building se kud jaata hai"

3)"Rishte me to hum tumhare Paap lagte hain , naam hai Sadakchap."

4)"Pura naam, Sultan Sadakchap Dash Dash. Baap ka naam, Doesn't matter; Maa ka naam, Bhul gaya, gaon Jungle; umar chalis saal.."

5)"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein , TRP wahin se band ho jati hai."

6)"Main chhota sa, pyaara sa, nanha sa munna sa Sadakchap hoon"

7)"Saara shaher mujhe Sadakchap ke naam se jaanta hai"

8)"Aap ke paon dekhey, bahut haseen hain, inhen
zameen par mat utariyega, Bhukamp aa jayega"

9)"Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain woh doosron ke gharron par picnic karte hai"

10)"Sultan audience ko marne nahi dega aur Cvs unhe jeene nahi degi"

11)"Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata hai – Ki zindagi teri ek aur expression ki jhalak pa leti to shadab ho bhi sakti thi."

12)"Kaun kambakth hai jo Bhai ke ke liye Madhubala dekhta hai. Main toh dekhta hoon ke bas use aur BASH kar sakoon."

13)"Aaj mere paas Bangla hai, Gaadi hai, Bank Balance hai, Madhubala hai, kya hai tumhare paas - Mere paas Golden Heart hai"

14)"Main aaj bhi fenke hue Bhindi nahin uthata (apne bete ke liye mehnat ki kamai se fresh bhindi kharidta hun)"

15)"Golden heart ho to Sadakchap jaisa ho...warna na ho"

16)"Senorita... bade bade shows mein... aisi chote chote sadakchap paida... hote rehte hai"

17) "itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai... kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai...aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya... "(Bhai said to Low TRPs)

18)"Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..married woman par jo dore dale use Sadakchap kehte hai"


Chalo guys...tum bhi contribute karo 😆

Spread the world...Keep Calm and Hate Sultan❤️

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hats off to your creativity! 👏 👏 👏
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Ashu You Rock Girl..🤗 I had a blast reading it.🤣
Damn I cant choose the best one..👏

Mein daudna chahta hoon..bhagna chahta hoon..girna bhi chahta hoon bass iss show mein..par bas yahan se jana nahi chahta hoon..🥱
Edited by _Shreeya_ - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣🤣 Rocking post Ashu...😆 Here's my contribution...😉

"CHUP...!!Bilkul chup..!! Pehle hi bahut confusion hai yahan ki hero kaun aur villain kaun..Ab ek naya confusion..RK kaun..??!!Humne kaha tha ki do do bachche paida karo..?Ab kiya to kiya ek yeh kaisa sadakchaap paida kiya..??"

- Spoof from Andaz apna apna..

Original dialogue being,

"CHUP...!!Bilkul chup..!! Pehle hi bahut confusion hai yahan ki Raveena kaun aur Karishma kaun..Ab ek naya confusion...Uncle kaun..??!!Humne kaha tha ki judwa bachche paida karo..?Ab kiya to kiya ek yeh kaisa naalayak paida kiya..??"😆

Edited by dilnasheen - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 10 n last one was 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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OMG OMG!!!! Super post 👏

I dont remember any dialogues like this .But Loved your post and dialogues
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hilarious, great lines!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Edited by ennishet - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 Ashu too good... you said it all... nothing left from my side... par kuch mila toh bataungi...
I really want to know jab RK ko pata chalega Sultan is his bhai then what will be his reaction.🤪🤣 Ashu RK ke reaction ke upar post banana please, this is a request.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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@shahi Kal dekhungi 😆
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

U should post this on twitter, colors website and on the page of anyone who thinks this joker is worth their screen time!

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