They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like .....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like .....Bike helmets .
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like .....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature in life.
Men are like .....Copiers .
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like .....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like .....Bank accounts .
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like .....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like .....Handguns .
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot.