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@set_raj

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Posted: 18 years ago

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12234 wrote:-
hey raj! These jokes were great! Tell you what, someday if you get kidnapped or attacked than you tell your attackers to stop and then fire some of these amazing jokes at them and i assure you that they will be completely disarmed. Of course then you have to run away to complete the plan but it'll work. Great jokes, yaar! Can't wait for more! & nbsp;

set_raj...
If i get kidnap?...you wanted me to be get kidnap by someone... 😆 😆 😆 ..then you will look for me as i wont be able the post jokes... 😊 😊tab aapka kya hoga ji?..im posting more today just wait...thanks for ur compliments.. 😊

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fatty1

@fatty1

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Posted: 18 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: set_raj

Brijesh ki ro😭mantic shayaris Urvashi ke liye...😆😆😆

Hello frnds this is the second part of shayaris on saat phere characters...this is exclusively for urvashi as many of them had requested me...😊

1--You are 100% beautiful, You are 100% lovely,You are 100% sweet< You are 100% nice, and You are 100% stupid to believe these words....😆😆

2--Palkon pe apni bithaaya hai tumhe,

Badi duaaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

Aasaani se nahi miley ho tum,

National Zoological Park se churayaa hai tumhe.!!!😆👏😆

3--Patte gir sakte hain, ped nahi,

Suraj doob sakta hai aasmaan nahi,

Dharti sookh sakti hai, dariya nahi,

Duniya sudhar sakti hai, per aap nahi..!!!👏👏👏

4--Yaad hai woh pal jab hum pehli baar miley they,

Train ruki khidki khuli, Nazaron se nazarein mili aur,

Aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba..😆😆

5--Last night i dreamt that i was talking with God and i told him that i have a wife like you (jiji)....He smiled and said,''beta! yeh sab pichley Janam ke paap hain..😆😆( wah brijesh wah..jawaab nahi tumhara)

6--Aap kyaa jaano kitna yaad karte hain..

Maano yah na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain..

Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko...

Aap hi ko dikhaane ki maang karte hain..😆😆

I hope you must have enjoyed it..thanks and keep smiling..send ur comments and suggestions...set_raj..😊..coming second part soon.

excuse me! but what kind of English is this?! It looks like gibberish!

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chikoo

@chikoo

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Posted: 18 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: fatty1
excuse me! but what kind of English is this?! It looks like gibberish!

well, this is known as hinglish (or Englndi) but you know this forum is full of such posts except yours 😉.

Edited by chikoo - 18 years ago

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 18 years ago

#14

fatty1 wrote:
excuse me! but what kind of English is this?! It looks like gibberish!

chikoo wrote:-

well, this is known as hinglish (or Englndi) but you know this forum is full of such posts except yours .

set_raj:-
Dear fatty1...
These are jokes..jokes are to make ppl laugh and if you are taking out the mistakes from english and jokes..thn dear u wont be able to enjoy the jokes at all..leave alone this one..any joke u wont enjoy..enjoy the fun..
english is a gibberish and incomplete language... nation..future..nature...look and read...T is pronounced as SH..in nation...T is pronounced as CH in nature... 😆 😆 😆 ..aayi baat samjh mein.. aam khaao ped nahi ghino...nahi toh aise hi rah jaaogi bhooki... 😊 😊

Edited by set_raj - 18 years ago