funny OS: chotu nashe mein scolding arjun p3 soon!

Part 1

Everyone is in ETF office. Chotu is with Shree.

"arey yaar..itna bored hoon.." chotu said yawning. "aur bhook bhi bohut lag rahi hain.." he added.😆(ye insaan hain ki king kong😆😆😆)

"mere paas khaane ke liye kuch nahi hain..par mere paas juice hain?" shree answered.(tujhe dekh ke hi bata chaltha hain ki tu kuch khaatha nahin🤣🤣)

"eh?juice? main tumhe kutta nazar aatha hoon..? aaj kal ke kutte bhi chicken ya mutton ke alaawa kuch nahi khaati🤣(mera kutta sab khaatha hain but currently he is on a diet🤣🤣 no chicken n mutton🤣)..sher bhook se mar jayega par ghaas nahi khayega.." chotu said proudly.🤣

"abey u aur sher, tu agar sher tho arjun tera hunter🤣🤣! Samjhe ya samjaun!" shree said and began to laugh.🤣

"tu na baath math kar..mere saamne tu chooha hain..tu na..kisi computer ya robot se shaadi kar le🤣.." chotu said angrily.(future yahi hain..kahi shree bhooda hokar biwi ki bahoon mein nahin balki computer ki bahoon mein i mean keyboard par na mar jaaye🤣🤣🤣)

"tu na kisi pahad se shaadi kar le..🤣teri size dekh khar hi ladki behoosh hoo jayegii" shree said unable to control his laughter🤣( i swear! bechaari ko patha nahin chalega ki bandha kahan se shuru ho kar kahan katam hota hain🤣🤣).

"chooha hain tu chooha..main monitor to tu mouse🤣🤣...waise wooo juice de.." chotu said.😆

"JUICE? TU THO SHER HAIN NA?"shree teased.🤣

"hain hoon par sher aaj marna nahin chahtha" chotu said.🤣(kyun teri 11:3o wali aane wali hain?😆😆)

"bacchoo tu mujhe underestimate karta hain na...aaj mein tujhe maza chakatha hoon.." shree said in his mind.🤣🤣(chhota packet bada dhamaaka 🤣🤣!)

Shree went and brought apple juice pack.He knew one drunkard in the office who would carry alcohol everyday🤣.Half the time he would be calling his wife and screaming at her for torturing him and hitting him at home..!🤣(maar dala..allah...maar daala🤣)

Shree went to that guy and borrowed some alcohol..😆😆😆

"kyun teri bhi shaadi ho rahi hain kya?" the man asked a little drunk.🤣

"nahin.."shree replied.(jee hum abhi tak ek acche computer ke talaash mein...uske family yani company sab accha hona chahiye na!🤣)

"shaadi math karna...full torture hain boss🤣..pehle pehle bohut accha hota hain🤣..baadh mein shuru hota hain.🤣..maar dalenge ye beewiyaan🤣...saala na ghar ka nag hat ka rahega🤣💔!" he said as he cried.(all married girls here dont kill me i have 2 stories going on !🤣)

"haan haan.." shree nodded and went off.😆

He went to a corner and mixed the alcohol into the juice packet.😲

"kaha that u?" chotu asked.😛

"mera pet chillaraha hain" he said.🤣

"accha?tho mujhe kyun nahin sunayi diya?" shree asked.🤣🤣🤣

"tujhe kyun sunnna hain?" chotu asked as he took the packet from shree.🤣🤣

"tera pet agar bolega bhi na..tho hum bhehre ho jayenge!" shree said.🤣🤣🤣(imagine ETF me saare behre! arjun will be happy no more saakshi bickering🤣🤣)

Chotu looked angrily at him.🤣🤣

After 30 mins of ddrinking.🤣🤣

Chotu got up from his chair and marched to Arjun's Cabin.🤣

Originally posted by: zebbie0504

Wow...
This is damn hilarious...
Title ka naam sunte hi mujhe hasi aarahi hai.
Hahahahaha...
Can literally imagine the whole scene...
Please continue...

Part 2

Arjun was a little startled b)y chotu.He didn't even ask before entering.(y would he hez coming to kill u🤣)

Chotu went inside unabashedly.Shree was recording everything.🤣🤣(what will be chotu's reaction after watching the video next day..guess i should book an ICU now only!🤣🤣🤣

Chotu went and sat in the chair opposite to Arjun like a DON(main hooon don🤣)😲😲😲.Arjun wasn't angry he was surprised.🤣

Chotu put his legs on the table one above the other.🤣🤣

Chotu glared at Arjun and looked at Arjun as if he was some insect🤣(anyone is insect infront of u🤣🤣)

"pair dhaba!" chotu ordered.🤣

"excuse me?" arjun said.OK now he was angry.😲

"abye o samjye ya samjaun!pair dhaba!" chotu ordered.🤣🤣🤣

"tum hosh main tho ho!?" arjun asked🤣🤣(no 🤣🤣)

"tum hosh mein ho?pair dhaba warna" chotu said.🤣🤣🤣(chotu threatening arjun 🤣 hahahahahaha🤣 me laughing like crazy..my parents booking an appointment with brain doctor...🤣🤣)

Arjun was really angry now.How dare someone talk like that to him?The ACP ARJUN RAWTE!🤣🤣🤣

Chotu then opened his phone and began playing "fevicol se"🤣

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3cqPV0o4bX8[/YOUTUBE]

"arey ooo hitler??!" chotu screamed.🤣🤣

Till now everyone had gathered there.Half of the people in the office fainted and the other half were praying "RIP CHOTU"🤣🤣(OHO OHO OHO BG MMUSIC WHILE FAINTING 🤣🤣)An ambulance was called.🤣(one is not enough🤣)

Rathod saw it and said "oii maaa!!" and fainted.🤣🤣(mooch wala aadmi gir gaya🤣 btw i love behzaad❤️❤️❤️)

"ye kaisa insaan hain?baath baath pe faint ho jaata hain..kal suhagraat ke din faint ho gaya tho!" aisha thought.🤣(madam aaj tak ithehaas main koyi bhi insaan kisi bhi din faint ho par suhaag raat ke din faint nahin hua hain🤣)

Here Saakshi began cheering arjun "arjun !arjun!arjun!"🤣

"ye paagal kaha se aagayi!" arjun thought.🤣🤣(guys i have a doubt was saakshi chucked out from her previous job because of her non-stop bickeringgg???🤣🤣🤣 all saakshi dewaanis dont be angry me just joking🤣)

Now chotu got up and started dancing.He shaked his hips first.He then did the signature fevicol step.🤣🤣(ABCD-Any BODY Can Dance🤣🤣)

"oi khadoos !dance kar!" chotu said and hit arjun's hips with his hips.🤣🤣🤣(omg i cant controlll🤣🤣🤣)

Shree was laughing his spectacles off😆.Saakshi too was laughing at Arjun's condition🤣🤣.Arjun tried getting out and shouting but Chotu didn't let him.🤣🤣

"tujhe bata nahin..tu kitna bada sirdard hain!" chotu said.🤣

"tu paida hi hua tha mujhe thang karne..!" he added.🤣🤣🤣

"tujhe na maar maar kke thaili me daal ke kahin door phek doonga phie dekhtha hoon..samjhe ya samjaun kaise kehtha hain!" he followed.🤣🤣

Chotu then sat on arjun's chair.🤣🤣🤣

Arjun stared at him dumbstruck! He now understood that he was drunk.😆(finally arjun's brain worked!🤣)

"baath baath pe samjhe ya samjaun samjhe ya samjjaun...sunke AATHA MAAJI SATAKLI" chotu said🤣

Chotu then ran out and pulled Saakshi's dupatta and put it on Arjun's head.🤣🤣🤣

The song changed.

"tujhe dekha to ye jaana sanam.." "tu hai bada darawna sanam.." "ab yaha se kaha jaaye hum" "tumhe maar maar ke khush honge hummm" 🤣(i jus love fondling with this song's lyrics🤣🤣)

The song seemed to express Chotu feelings properly as he lifted the veil on arjun's head.🤣

He then suddenly started crying.

"tumhe bata nahin tu kitna thang kartha hain.." chotu said sobbing.🤣

"teri wajah se mujhe shock ke tablets khaane padthe hain.." he said.🤣🤣(shock ke tablets?😕 guess kuch naya huh?🤣omg ARJUN KI BEEMARIYAAN!🤣🤣)

"teri wajah se main kutton se dartha hoon kyunki thu kuttha hain!"😡

"main aaj akele mein hi chillatha rehtha hoon...log sochthe he ki paagal ho gaya hoon.🤣." "sapno mein bhi tum aathe hoo gun leke mere peeche bhaagthe...🤣🤣(oho oho oho oho bg music🤣🤣)" he continued and turned to look around.

ETF building was filled with bodies.Everyone had fainted.🤣

Arjun was burning with anger.Guess this was Chotu's last day.🤣

so how was it!! plzz COMMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by: Payal_156

Awesum
lov it
rofl
gud title

Originally posted by: Arjunkibehen

Waiting... Laughter queen