My first ever OS :ASAD'S ROMANTIC/Funny SIDE(plzz peep in)

Hi Hello ji !!! Aaj tak mere saare post ban hi kar diye gaye hai ..but i wanna change my track record so plzzz help me with it and yesterday's fight club reached 29 pages ...atleast today this fun post reach 9 pages ...warna i will be back to my paagalpan and posting such topics which will make u all going crazy ..
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.anyway this is just a fun sequence and its totally out of character .the sequence when ASAD get to know that GAFFUR SIDDIQUE is ZOYA'S FATHER .
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Asad: ms. Faaroquie ooppsss ms . Siddique , yaar tum uss taklu ki beti ho ! .
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Zoya: toh mr. Khan aap bhi toh uss spine less creature ke bete hai .
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Asad: haan haan zanaab rashin toh hain hi spine less creature ...but maine nahi socha tha ki woh taklu tumhara baap niklega !!
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Zoya: accha ji toh unme buraai hi kya hai ..itni sundar light brown si aankhen hai ..
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Asad(cutting between): aur sir par chamakta hua chaaand bhi hai..
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Zoya: well ! Issi baat pe ek sher arz hai ..
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* manaa ki apki favourite hai chicken but paneer bhi kuch kam nahi
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Maana ki mere abbu hai taklu magar ameer bhi kuch kam nahi .
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Asad: aapki shyari ka jawaab bhi ek sher se hi hona chahiye .
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* maine socha ki aap banengi ms.faarooquie se mrs.asad ahmed khan..
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Pataa nahi beech mein kahan se khul gayi ms.siddiquie ki dukaan ..
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Zoya : toh kya aap mujhe chod denge mr.khan ..(her eyes filled with tear on the thoughts of loosing asad being a daughter of his family destroyer) ..
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.she said .
.kahin ye saath na ho jaaye khatm ..(2)
kyuki beech mein gir gaya siddiquie naam ka bomb!
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Asad : saw tears in her eyes ..and then zoya turned to move out of the room ...suddenly she felt a jerk and next moment her back bumped into the hard chest of asad ..asad put his chin on her shoulder .
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Asad: yeh pyaar na hoga kam , yeh saath na hoga khatm ..sanam teri kasam !!.
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Zoya (smiled) yeh toh mujhe pata hai jaan !! ..
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Kyunki mrs.zoya asad ahmed khan ke bina rehna hai bada mushqil for mr.asad ahmed khan !
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Asad: abhi jaane-mann nikaah mein baaki hai din chaar .
Zoya : lekin main toh dill-o-jaan se aapki ho hi chuki hoon .
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Asad(sexyily smiled/smirked)-- sirf dill aur jaan se hi body se nahi ..
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Zoya: awww mr.khan aap kitne beshram ho gaye hai abhi main phoophi ko batati hoon .
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Asad: haan jaao jaao batao ki ek hone wala pati apni hone waali begum se pyaar ishq aur mohabbat ki baate kar raha hai ...abhi bulaa doon ammi ko ::and started yelling ammi !! Ammi !!
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Zoya playfully start hitting his chest .
Asad stopped him by pulling her more and more closer ..
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Just then dilshaad shouted
asad , zoya dinner ready hai aa jaao !! ..
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Zoya : chale mr. Beshram khan aapki barbie doll jaisi beautifull mom bula rahi hai ..
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And that's it ..its my first attempt to be better and u know try to put a NON-BASHING type topic ..
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So plzz support as you do by bashing my post .
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Thanx
crazy karan deewani(KD)
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.plzzz i want comments desperately plzzz plzzz

Hhh i Will support u ofcourse but i am sorry i dont understand ,Thats why i cant make funny comment, i just undertand That its between asad and zoya and its about their fathers , i should learn hindi , when i find some free Time i Will do for sure

it was awesme as well as hilarious... and we r also ksg fans but surbhi and qubool hai fans too...
and i m not gussa... k😆😆😆😆
friends...🤗

Originally posted by: shank201

it was awesme as well as hilarious... and we r also ksg fans but surbhi and qubool hai fans too...
and i m not gussa... k😆
friends...🤗

friends okay !!!! :D;).hey i know i m bit ..no not bit but gigabyte fan of ksg :)hhah

That was hilarious... Loved it..

Originally posted by: kankabhor

That washilarious... Loved it..

You have my full support..

kal bhi mast support mila tha ..aaj to milna chahiye na ..!!

Lol you bash? Never seen it. It's nice story btw

Lol! This is the first post of urs I am seeing so we start out clean.
The lost was relli funny and the shayaris were plain awesome.
Hai!;Asad aur romance!? Yay. Aur our Zoya. She rocks! I could totally imagine Surbhi doing all of those expressions.

hey...this is awesome...👏shayaries...dialogues...really hilarious...😆u r amazing like this...plz stay like only😊