hey every1ππ€missed uπ€
ok so back 2 my silly topics all over againπ
heres a fairy tale called RED RIDING HOOD by the one and only......Huzie!
starring:
Anita as supersexy Red Riding Hoodπ
Eijoo Khan as the HOXY WOLF!πππ
so here we go....
Once upon a time there lived a woodman and his wife who had one little daughter, a sweet, kind child, whom everyone loved. She was the joy of her Mother's heart, and to please her, the good woman made her a little scarlet cloak and hood, and the child looked so prettylicious in it that everybody called her Sexy Red Riding-Hood.
One day her mother told her she meant to send her to her grandmother, a very old but extremely sexy woman who lived in the heart of the wood, to take her some fresh butter and a nice cake. Sexy Red Riding-Hood was very pleased to be sent on this errand, for she liked to do kind things, and it was so very long since she had seen her grandmother.
So her mother got her dressed and off she went....
Red Riding-Hood sang with glee as she gathered a great bunch of wild flowers to give to her grandmother.
Now, it happened that a wolf, a very sexy, yummy,hoxylicious creature, heard her song and longed to "eat" her for his breakfast.
So he came up to her very gently and said, Good day, SUPERSEXY Red Riding-Hood where are you going?
To see my grandmother,said she,and take her a present from mother of eggs and butter and cake.
Where does your grandmamma live ? asked the wolf.
Quite in the middle of the wood, she replied.
Oh! I think I know the house. Good day, Red' Riding-Hood. And the wolf ran off as fast as he could go.
While Little Red Riding-Hood was at play in the wood, the great wolf galloped on as fast as be could to the old woman's house.
Now, grand-mother was very feeble, and often kept to her bed; and it happened that she was in bed the day SExy Red Riding-Hood went to see her. When the wolf reached the cottage door he tapped.
Who is there ? asked the old dame.
Little Red-Riding Hood, Granny,said the wolf, trying to speak like the child.
Come in, my dear, said the old lady, who was a little deaf. Pull the string and the latch will come up.
The wolf did as she told him, went in, and she fainted when she saw him standing by her bed instead of Sexy Red Riding-Hood,for she had never seen such a fabulously gorgeous wolf in her entire lifeπ
Very soon the wolf, who was quite hungry after his run, ate up poor grand-mother. Indeed, she was not enough for his breakfast, and so he thought he would like to eat sexy Red Riding-Hood also. Therefore he dressed himself in Granny's nightcap and got into bed, and waited for the child to knock at the door. But he waited a long time.
Sexy Red Riding-Hood reached her grandmother's house, and tapped at the door.
Come in, said the wolf, in a squeaking voice. Pull the string, and the latch will come up.
Red Riding-Hood thought grand-mother must have a cold, she spoke so hoarsely, but she went in at once, and there lay her granny, as she thought, in bed.
If you please, grandmamma, mother sends you some butter and cake, she said.
Come here, dear, said the wickedly sexy and gorgeous wolf, and LET ME KISS YOU, and Red Riding-Hood obeyed.π
But when Red Riding-Hood saw the wolf she felt frightened. She had nearly forgotten grandmother, but she did not think she had been so SEXY.
Grandmamma, she said, what a great nose you have.
All the better to smell with, my dear, said the eijazwolf.
And, grandmamma, what large ears you have.
All the better to hear with, my dear.
Ah! grandmamma, and what sexy eyes you have.
All the better to see with, my dear, said the wolf, showing his teeth, for he longed to eat her up.
Oh, grandmamma, and what wowilicious teeth you have! said Red Riding-Hood.
All the better to EAT you up with, growled the wolf, and, jumping out of bed, he rushed at Red Riding-Hood and would have eaten her up, but...
The "wolf" and Red Riding Hood kiss,and he changes from sexy animal to hoxy manπ³π....
aND they lived happily ever afterπ³
-THE END-
~Huzie~
P.S.....sorry if this was stupidππ³