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Ready to spill some more beans!!
Hello Agony?
Guman here.
I heard you give advice to people to solve their problems
Yes, what is your problem
Guman ki koi problem nahi hoti,
Guman hi sabki problem hai!
So, why did you call me?
To tell you that I am Guman, and no one dares to insult ME
Except my sister, who is anyways nasty
And my husband, who I have to listen to, because he is rich
And Vidyachatur, who has always hated me
And Gun, but I don't care about her
And Dugba, but she is an old rival
And Kumud, who I plan to ruin anyway
And Saras, who doesn't SAY anything, but he doesn't really fall for my mera beta tricks
So you see, everybody respects me!!!
If you say so!!
Of course, I say so, I am saying things all the time
To myself, no one else really listens to me!!!
And this Saras and Kumud, they are driving me mad!!!
How so?
First, he didn't want to marry her
Then she didn't want to marry him
So I came to ratnanagri to help them not get married
That's so good of you
Guman good nahi, good gobar karti hai,
Par yahan to mera gobar ho raha hai
Anyway, so to help them not get married,
I sent them out together, alone
Then I arranged a surprise roka ceremony for them
Maybe these were not the right things to do to keep them apart
Don't talk about keep them apart!
I had such a wonderful idea , you know my char kadam ki doori thing
This dobo Saras, he turned it into the most romantic line of the century
All my years of hard work of turning him into a sanyasi -
And now not just Kumud, but all these IF females are also crazy about him!
So, what do you plan to do now!
Well right now, nothing much
Wear sexy blouses and gorgeous sarees
And narrow my eyes at the camera
And talk to myself
And make evil plans
And get insulted
And mocked
And insulted
And ignored
And insulted again
And talk some more to myself
Yup that's it!
PS are you the same Aguni Kumari,
who LN had a fling with when he was almost marrying Dugba and
actually marrying me!
Of course I am, and here's a thought for you Guman bai,
These couple of episodes that LN has been missing?
Where do you think he really is?
While you and Dugba have been fighting it out with each other,
Guess what i and Lakshmi darling have been doing!!!
Njoy!!!!
Cricket
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
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