Funny Bollywood Recap: Kal Ho Naa Ho

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Bollywood Recap: Kal Ho Naa Ho
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Meet Naina: our lonely, depressed Plain Jane (as evidenced by her glasses)

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She lives with her family in New York City, where you can find awesome happy people like this

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Her grandma is the resident queen bee, and with her posse of desperate housewives, she conspires to get Naina married

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Naina attends business school with her close friend Rohit, who is a wealthy playboy

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Naina's mom - who seems to be the one sane person in town - is burdened with debt and a failing business

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Life seems to be dull and dreary for Naina & co. until a mysterious man appears, with a strange affinity for climbing bridges

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Meet Aman: Naina's new neighbor - cheeky, optimistic, and self-appointed guardian angel

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When moving in, Aman notices Naina's family praying. He immediately realizes that they must be sad and need his help in brightening up their lives ' because, really, that's the only logical conclusion

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And what other way to cheer up sad people than with a neighborhood dance party

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Aman rouses Naina & co. to loud music, and tries to befriend Naina

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But Naina ain't having anything of that

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She is supremely annoyed by Aman's bubbly attitude. He constantly pokes his nose into her family affairs and urges her to not look so ugly all the time

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Thoroughly irritated, Naina is determined to prove that she's fun and hot

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She takes Rohit to a nightclub with her, determined to show off to Aman

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But Aman isn't too impressed

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Rohit and Aman, however, strike up a great bromance. They wake up hungover the next day, where Rohit's maid finds them in a comfortable position

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The poor spinster is delighted horrified

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Once awake, Aman teases Rohit about his relationship with Naina *wink wink nudge nudge* and Rohit insists they are just friends!

But, slowly, he starts re-evaluating his friendship '

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Naina, on the other hand, finally warms up to Aman. After he helps her family business and boosts her self-esteem, she starts getting the fuzzies

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And it's official! Rohit falls for Naina. Naina falls for Aman. Everyone is totally oblivious to each others' feelings

Rohit decides to invite Naina on a date to express his feelings '

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Naina comes, blissfully unaware of Rohit's intentions

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Poor Rohit doesn't even get to confess, as Naina abruptly leaves to meet Aman

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Naina heads out to tell Aman she loves him … when the bombshell drops:

Aman is married!

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He shows Naina a picture of his estranged wife and sends Naina's poor heart shattering into a million pieces

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After Naina leaves, Aman's mom realizes that he loves Naina. Can this be true? Is our beloved puppy-dog Aman emotionally cheating on his wife?!

Time for bombshell #2

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Turns out Aman is suffering from a terminal heart condition. Whew, not a cheater. The "wife" in the photograph is actually Aman's close friend and cardiologist …

Who seems determined not to tell Aman the truth of his prognosis

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She's irritated by Aman's flippant attitude and avoids discussing the grim details

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Worst doctor ever.

But when she finally runs more tests, it looks like Aman's situation is dire

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After hearing the bad news, Aman is determined to get Rohit and Naina together before he dies

Aman convinces Rohit to woo Naina again … insisting that he'll help Rohit with his moves

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With Aman's help, Rohit convinces Naina to go out with him

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They actually have a great time! Both seem to be hitting it off …

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Until Naina discovers that Aman was the one who urged Rohit to ask her out. She gets majorly pissed off

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So Aman reads out loud from Rohit's diary to convince Naina of Rohit's love

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Except, he doesn't once look down at the diary … and instead speaks from his heart

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The wheels in Rohit's head start turning … but not fast enough, apparently. He still doesn't catch on that Aman is head over heels for Naina

Meanwhile, Naina is conflicted over her feelings for Aman & Rohit. Her mom urges her to move on from the "married" Aman

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All the while, neither of them realizes that Aman is sitting right behind them …okayy

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Finally, Naina & Rohit's relationship resumes and they get engaged!

There still is some lingering attraction between Naina & Aman

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But both of them hide their feelings, and celebrate the engagement

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During wedding shopping, Naina and Rohit run into …

Aman's "wife"! With another man!

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There, they discover the truth: she's only his friend and Aman's days are numbered

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Distraught by the news, Naina runs off — realizing that Aman truly loves her

Aman learns that his secret's out, and immediately leaves his hospital bed

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He somehow manages to run down the streets of New York, without once getting run over, arrested or dying of a heart attack

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He goes to Rohit first, who fears Naina will never love him now

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Until Aman puts things into perspective: dying with no girl (bad) vs. alive with girl (good)

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From there, Aman goes to convince Naina that he doesn't love her

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But that only seems to turn Naina on even more.

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Aman convinces the couple to stay true to their relationship, since he will not be alive much longer

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So the wedding's in full swing — with all the happy people!

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… or not

Naina is still torn up over Aman's secret. But her family forces urges her to move on with her marriage

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She literally has to be dragged to the altar … where Rohit waits eagerly

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Soon everyone is in tears (best wedding ever), but Aman holds it in right until the very end

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It's ok, Aman, you've been a trooper!

Cut to a few months later: Aman is on his death bed, where he is looking less than his usual sexy self

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All of Aman's friends are by him, including Rohit - who continues to joke around with his bro

However, Naina doesn't react to the humor quite as well

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Overwhelmed by grief, Naina runs out of the room … and soon Aman is no more :'(

Cut to 20 years later: Naina reminisces about Aman

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And she's still reluctantly happily married to Rohit

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… while Aman is presumably climbing more bridges in heaven

The End

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hahaha! I hate all these recaps, or reviews they are so funny but they ruin the story for me! KHNH was such a great film... Kya Yaar :(
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Posted: 12 years ago
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^🤣 so funny man!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Worst doctor ever.😆


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its so funny...hahaha

🤣🤣🤣


it's you who made it???it's too funny.



Edited by LadyDabangg - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I watched this film such a long time ago, I totally forgot Sonali was in it too. Hilarious review btw.😆😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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This is better than the Vigil's review😆...I love KHNH...can watch it any time...but this was hilarious...TFS Somy😛
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I have added a link to the rest of the Bollywood recaps this person has done,on top of the post. This person has some hilarious recaps.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Saifu


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LMAO 🤣


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Grr.. No he doesn't 😡

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: .DejaVu

^ LoL you like Saif?


I used to...😳 During* his DCH, KHNH days.


Edit: *Forgot to add Ek Haseena Thi.

Edited by eeyoretel - 12 years ago

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