If you were a film maker...

I just watched Aiyyaa's songs and the trailer again and I was just shaking my head bcuz I really thought it would be a huge hit when the trailer released... There are quite a few films from our favorite actors that we wish they had not done, and for me Aiyyaa was one of them.

And I was just thinking, how cool it would be if I was a talented director and I could write roles for my favorite actors! Well, actually I always imagine that 😆 Now imagine you're a successful film maker, actors are dying to work with you and you have the luxury to choose the actors for your films... What kind of film would you want to make for your favorite actor? In which role would you cast them, now that you have the chance?

For me:

I would try to build a team with Anurag Kashyap and Vishal Bhardwaj (and maybe even Reema Kagti) and buy the rights of the "Mafia Queens of Mumbai" book, written by crime journalist Hussain Zaidi. And I would totally turn it into a movie... I just read a description and it sounds so good, man... I'm not too sure how many female actresses the film requires but I would cast Rani, Parineeti, Kareena, maybe Anushka or Kalki. And you're gonna be surprised but maybe even Amrita Rao... there is something about her face that would suit to a film like this.

It would be so cool if films like GOW or Kaminey were made with female actors... *dreams*

What about you? :)

Plus: Rani and Vishal even launched that book TOGETHER... http://www.pinkvilla.com/entertainment/event/rani-mukherjee-vishal-bhardwaj-boom-launch-mafia-queens-mumbai

bollywood is quite nepotist,thats why mambe many talents go out wasted. i believe many do not get the opportunity to showcase their talent. there is no dearth of talent in this world.

I'd make a movie called Shahrukh Khan ki Maut. It would be a suspense/mystery drama about SRK being killed and the ensuing murder investigation. A huge cast of Bollywood celebs would be suspects (everyone playing fictionalized versions of themselves, including SRK playing his own corpse and himself in flashbacks/videos). Even rabid fans on I-F would end up as suspects or possibly linked to the murder.

I've actually made many fan fic stories with Shahrukh/Rani. Unfortunately none of them have become movies yet. 😆

I would steal plots from all my favorite foreign films and force Kareena to star in it.😈

Attack of the Living Samosas. A fantasy action-comedy about a bumbling magician who accidentally brings samosas to life. The samosas then begin a campaign of global conquest and it is up to our clown of a magician to undo his horrible mistake. Starring Akshay Kumar, Vidya Balan and Anupam Kher (as the Samosa King).