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With all the overwhelming response and great success of Season 1 ... Here comes IPL - ASH cup Season 2...
Even after the sponsors (Jagan cup) have deserted them and serious physical (read mental) fitness problems, TeamMal returned to IPL grounds...
Hardly any charm... no cheer leaders..team out of form.. no sponsors...coach (Ms Sue) migrated to Australia... but only the dream to lift the cup in their eyes...
Alas!!! another blow!! the prize cup is now tied to TeamNi's prize rack by the 'sacred black beads' and 'maathe pe sindhoor'...
TeamMal secretly worked to gather the tricks and revised their tactics .. called for team building... started with net practice...
Finally the D-day arrived!!! Ground is jam-packed ... heavily skewed audience...cheering only TeamNi...
TeamMal won the toss and elected to field...did everything they could do in the book...
Bowled really juicy naive balls initially and gained confidence from the opposite captain.
Then came out real tactics..
Over stepped into the bedroom lines ... umpire called .. extra runs to TeamNi...
Destructive short pitched bowling with fire ... hmmm.. game tilting... TeamNi gathered and restart with rejuvenated war cry ...'check her out'...
Full toss on poisonous medicines... used the pace and Ni converted over the roof tops..
Moral shattering of photo frames... wickets shattered...captain left the crease... no.. third umpire... Ni out (of the door) or not out...
Ball tampered with poison... beamer... oh... its going to hit the batsman... no...batsman connected in the middle of the bat and ...WHACK... ball rose high into the air...
Oh no... 'chuck'ing with the Bharva Baingan... clean bowled...TeamNi lost a wicket..
no problem...'chuck de'
The final over... into the blockhole..Yorker... push into valley... audience on their feet... hearts in hands... no... sweet-heart of Ni held hand... chakka... chakke pe chakka...
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Commercial Break...
jigle... jingle... jingle...
Burf.... agar paagal-pan se kuch kaam banta hai toh paagal-pan acha hai
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TeamMal charged into the ground... depressingly high score to chase... confident TeamNi on the otherside...
Single coat to share among the teammates... booo...badbooo...
Stumbled in TeamNi's worn dresses.. run out...
Threw medicines... caught behind the window... ermm.. wicket...
combing hair... to distract the bowler's concentration... bowler distracted...extensive ...boo..boo... from the audience... umpires halted the game and warning to teamMal...
All wickets shattered... ..... finally...
Attempted reverse sweep with poison by Mal.. quickly moved to run between wickets towards the cup... SLAP...
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Result: Cup to TeamNi again...
@ the prize distribution
Captain, why do you think your team lost?
'Raavan was a great cricket player... he played with each of his ten heads as ten wickets... just like us... in the 'Ram leela' .. he lost to single arrow... made up of love'...
Even after the sponsors (Jagan cup) have deserted them and serious physical (read mental) fitness problems, TeamMal returned to IPL grounds...
Hardly any charm... no cheer leaders..team out of form.. no sponsors...coach (Ms Sue) migrated to Australia... but only the dream to lift the cup in their eyes...
Alas!!! another blow!! the prize cup is now tied to TeamNi's prize rack by the 'sacred black beads' and 'maathe pe sindhoor'...
TeamMal secretly worked to gather the tricks and revised their tactics .. called for team building... started with net practice...
Finally the D-day arrived!!! Ground is jam-packed ... heavily skewed audience...cheering only TeamNi...
TeamMal won the toss and elected to field...did everything they could do in the book...
Bowled really juicy naive balls initially and gained confidence from the opposite captain.
Then came out real tactics..
Over stepped into the bedroom lines ... umpire called .. extra runs to TeamNi...
Destructive short pitched bowling with fire ... hmmm.. game tilting... TeamNi gathered and restart with rejuvenated war cry ...'check her out'...
Full toss on poisonous medicines... used the pace and Ni converted over the roof tops..
Moral shattering of photo frames... wickets shattered...captain left the crease... no.. third umpire... Ni out (of the door) or not out...
Ball tampered with poison... beamer... oh... its going to hit the batsman... no...batsman connected in the middle of the bat and ...WHACK... ball rose high into the air...
Oh no... 'chuck'ing with the Bharva Baingan... clean bowled...TeamNi lost a wicket..
no problem...'chuck de'The final over... into the blockhole..Yorker... push into valley... audience on their feet... hearts in hands... no... sweet-heart of Ni held hand... chakka... chakke pe chakka...
********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** **********
Commercial Break...
jigle... jingle... jingle...
Burf.... agar paagal-pan se kuch kaam banta hai toh paagal-pan acha hai
********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** **********
TeamMal charged into the ground... depressingly high score to chase... confident TeamNi on the otherside...
Single coat to share among the teammates... booo...badbooo...
Stumbled in TeamNi's worn dresses.. run out...
Threw medicines... caught behind the window... ermm.. wicket...
combing hair... to distract the bowler's concentration... bowler distracted...extensive ...boo..boo... from the audience... umpires halted the game and warning to teamMal...
All wickets shattered... ..... finally...
Attempted reverse sweep with poison by Mal.. quickly moved to run between wickets towards the cup... SLAP...
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Result: Cup to TeamNi again...
@ the prize distribution
Captain, why do you think your team lost?
'Raavan was a great cricket player... he played with each of his ten heads as ten wickets... just like us... in the 'Ram leela' .. he lost to single arrow... made up of love'...
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