Mid night Madness : Funny short Ansh OS

Mid night Madness : Funny short Ansh OS
My first attempt at a funny os...hope you guys like it...Juta chappals are welcome..Dedicated to my AT friends who pushed me to write...specially to pal and Manshi


"oh god! She looks so tired..khana bhi dhang se nahi khaya... meri priyatama .. kab tak aapni saas ki seva karogi... haaye mujhe bhi apni seva ka mauka do😳"..shiv thought when he saw his ajee besides choti ma..

Sjee: Anandi chalo na... teen din ho gye hain.tumse door rehte huye. choti ma so gayi hain..ab to mere saath chalo..mujhe tumhare bina neend nahin aati priye
Ajee: Ssshhh... ma so rahi hain... mere bina ek-do din aur kaat lejiyena...i promise ek baar choti ma theek ho jaye..to aapko chod ke nahin rahungi😳

Sjee: Main kuch nahin jaanta...aye sanam tujhe aana hi hoga...chahe ek ghante ke liye hi sahi..main chat par tumhara wait karunga..aadhe ghante baad
Ajee: Accha theek hain..sirf ek ghanta
Sjee: hum intezaar karenge😳
Ajee: ☺️
Scene: KB ki Chhat
Sjee : yeh raat aur yeh doori tera milna hain jaroori
ke dil mera dhak dhak bole deewana liye jaye hichkole..

"Kisse milna jaroori hain barakhurdaar!!!"

Sjee : 😲😲😲daddu!!
daddu: daarr to aise rahe ho ki daddu ki jagah dayan dekh li...😆
Sjee: yahin samajh lijiye😕
Daddu: hain.😡😡.
Sjee: kuch nahin kuch nahin...aap itni raat ko chat par kya karne aayen hain...hawa khaane
Daddu: aarre mera ghar hain..kahin bhi aaja sakta hun..waise tu yahan kya kar raha hain.???
Sjee: Wo main hawa khaane aaya tha...😳

Daddu: badi hawa kha rahe ho aajkal...ac kharab hain kya... chalo mere saath check karte hain kya gadbad hain..alok ko bhi bula leta hun..😊
Sjee : arre nahin daddu aap chalo...main bas thodi der me aata hun...mera ac theek hain😕

Daddu exits

Sjee: raat ko aaonga main...tujhe le jaonga main...
film dekhaonga main...sair karaonga main..😃

"Mujhe to kabhi film nahi dikhayi bhaiyya"

Sjee: Saanchi tum yahan kya kar rahi ho😡
Sanchi: Wo doctor jagdeesh ne pairon ke aaram ke liye tehalne ko kahan tha😳
Sjee: To kya aadhi raat ko chudail ki tarah mandrana jaroori hain..tehla to subah jata hain( jagya main tujhe nahi choodunga...directly ya indirectly meri love life ka kaanta hain tu😡😡)
Sanchi: how mean bhaiya...ja rahin hun main
Sjee: bhagwaan tumhara bhala kare😊
Sanchi: 😡
Sanchi exits
Sjee: Meri hi love life me itna locha kyun hain...meri mehbooba to aayi nahin..side characters entry marr rahe hain...arre darling( sigh...) tu kab aayegi
Ajee: Tumne bulaya aur hum chale aaye...
jaan hatheli par le aayen..😆
Sjee: teri pyari pyari surat ko kisi ki nazar na lage..chasme badoor😳..lekin tumhari aawaz ko kya hua janemann..itni patli kyun hain.aur tumne ghught kyun liya hain...tumhari surat kyun nahin dikh rahi priye
Ajee:Bas aise hi.. Accha ab majnu giri chodo..aur batao kyun bulaya mujhe...kya kaam hain
Sjee: kaam to bahot hain...kahan se shuru karoon
Ajee: kya bol rahe hain aap😲😲
Sjee: mera matlab hain😳...kayi baaten karni thi aapse...baitheye na mere paas
Ajee: accha theek hain..bataye kya kehna hain
Sjee: yahin ki tum duniya ki sabse khoobsoorat creation ho...
tum mera tajmehal ho...agar main sharabat hun to tum coke ho
agar main khatmal to tum jhonk ho
Ajee: jhonk??? maine kissse jake chipki hun😡
Sjee: Arre meri praneshwari.. tumne to mere dil ko apne dil se fevicol se chipka liya hain😳
Ajee: CHII bhaiyya !!! aap kitne cheezy hain😲
Sjee: Bhaiyaa!!!!😲😲
GHughat ke patt khulte hain...
Sjee: Mahi tu...😲😲😲
Mahi : Haan meri priyatama...😆😆😆
Sjee:😡
Mahi: shock laga laga kya...priyatama ki jagah pritam mil gaya..😆
Sjee: Meri ajee kahan hain be.aur tu kab aaya.😡
Mahi: peeche khadi hain...aane me zara der ho gayi usse
Ajee(standing):...😕😕
Sjee:
Mahi: ...🤣🤣

Jazz..you are amazing..🤣🤣

Originally posted by: anjali_pi

what else !!

thanx dear 😃

Originally posted by: anshurg5

🤣🤣🤣

glad you liked it anshu😊

Originally posted by: T2013

Jazz..you are amazing..🤣🤣

Thank you dear 😊

Dude ur aysum yaar!!!! Ur the best!!! 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: likithakmh

Dude ur aysum yaar!!!! Ur the best!!! 🤣 🤣

thanx yar... when are you updating yours😉

Originally posted by: jazz89

thanx yar... when are you updating yours😉

Smartly poochliya na killer sawal!! 🤣
I dont think i can update today or worse another 10days..its raining guests in ma house n we are going out of station so lets see i'll surely inform u guys!!

OMG... Jaya... I can't control myself... 🤣🤣🤣🤣...
Poor Sji😉...nd his songs😛..🤣🤣🤣. u create... such hilarious salutations...




Thank u so..so... much for the wonderful Gift...🤗🤗🤗...
I enjoyed myself a lot... this if for u...👏👏👏👏🤗🤗🤗

jaya 🤣🤣🤣🤣...