Hi everyone
Here comes todays written updates…..i am not getting to watch KS everyday so even I am surviving on updates……
When I watched yesterdays video……I wondered….(kya karu aadat se majboor hun)
1 Why cant Kekta mayi spend a penny or two more and find a good 'extra' to play a doctor…the gynac herself need diction and speech training…..her medical ethics have gone for full toss when she discuss her patients in a beach party……..
(this is also applicable to all those who play jiggu's 'so—phisti—cat--ed' friends)
2 why after living with jigyasa for so many months, Bani amma is so nave….. why couldn't she excuse herself from jiggu and her friends herd….why did she have to stand there like Statue Of Liberty and listen to all crap.
3 Ram and Prachi must have had a good belly laugh where she calls him PAPA…just few more white specks in hair and a chashma can transform Cuddles into Cuddle's PAPA
4 is it possible (if our collective lucky stars are shining enough) that Uday Walia was with Pia when 4th oct happened…….hurreh…..now we know why Jai walia is so 'capable' walia prodigy……
5 has the dialogue writer of KS gone to Timbktu these days…and a team of spotboys are doing this honour for Kkekta mayi…the kind of dialogue this man dishes out is ridiculous……for example
muzse PANGA mat lo……
tum BARA KE BHAV jaogi……
kisi CHANE WALE SE DOSTI KARLI KYA…….. I wouldn't wonder if tomorrow I get to see Jiggu and Barnol woman skirmishing like slum dwellers.
6 WHO THE HELL KNOCKED ON THE DOOR……..?????
Yesterdays Tere Bin moment rocked completely…..jai and bani looked so cute together. I was certainly hoping for another 19th june to come our way before amma decides to part her ways but mere bhag phut gaye……..
7 is that disgusting look that covers jai's face these days is for pia rani or these are Ram's emotions for Kekta mayi for mutilating his character in such manner………
I know I talk (I mean write) a lot but this is one joke I cant miss to share with u all……
Jai and Pia came upon a wishing well.Jai leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
Peabrain thought (now that itself is a joke) and decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Jai was stunned for a moment but then
smiled, "Wow! This stuff really Works!"
ok so here I go with todays update
peabrain wearing a night gown is gliding like a bhoot goes to jai and bani's bedroom.and knock calls for bani…..(uff ye bhikmangi…….koi le ke jao re isko…raat ko bhi bhik mangana nahi chodti)
jiggu sees her knocking on the door and smirking…….(she is insomniac I tell u)
she gives pia a thumbs up and lage raho……indication…pia is happy.
She knocks harder……and goes in
Here jigs is thinking that pia is a smart girl (that shows how much u require a top mental asylum )
She thinks pia is very clever girl and knows how to get her man (nooo she knows how to snatch men from their wives)
Pea come in like a blind……saying sorry and all….
Jai is holding bani (at an arms distance don't keep ur hopes high guys) he lowers his hands so rapidly when he sees peabrain that even bani is wondering what the matter Is with him (I think cuddu is getting confused between his wify and mistress….why should he look guilty holding his wedded wife otherwise)
]peaA is buring with jealousy to see them so close……
she asks bani if she can sleep in their room……(haila….kar diya satyanash..19th june ka)
as she is scared to sleep alone. Pushky has gone somewhere…(IDIOT)
even bani is like ye kahase tapak padi……..meri Krishna ka revival ab aur postpone ho gaya
but she says worriedly that bani can sleep in their room as she might get afraid sleeping alone(really isko kaun darayega bhoot bhi phir se mar jayenge iska chehra dekhenge to)
bani says it wouldn't be good for baby either so pia says she will sleep on sofa…
(thank god….ye nahi kaha di…baccha chahta hai mai Mr Vollaya ke sath sou)
jai is giving her disgusting looks (obviously for ruining their night)
pia p[icks up a pillow and mattress and while moving to sofa very flirteously says good night to jai…….
(jai folding his hands look determined to kill pea )
(pia ko aur koi kamra nahi mila poore house me…….dadi rano rashi or her beloved friend and partner in crime jiggu………koi aur nahi tha to watchman bhi chal jata)
jigs enters her room smirking
she reiterates that pia is very smart and clever (GIMME A BREAK )
she says she taught pia A for apple but she figured out B for Bedroom quite quickly (yaa B for Ball,Bat,Banshi doesn't exist in pia's world…I wonder if she is even K.G.literate..)
she says very bad very bad nodding her stupid head….(areee aise waqt mR.I am Back kyon nahi aate to take daylights out of her)
there is piece of paper in her bedsheet…….she is horrified (my wish came true)
it's a threatening message that if jiggu does not unveil that secret and confess what she has done, she will be dead before clock hits 12 o clock next night…..(hurreh….i am dancing)
jigs is afraid she re reads it…..
RIDICULOUS SCENE OF THE DAY:
Jai and bani's bedroom
Everyone is in sleep……pia is sleeping on sofa facing Jai.
She opens her evil eyes and watch jai with lovelorn expressions on her face…….(I know he looks MIND BLOWING deep in sleep but u aren't allow to ogle at him like that PEA)
She fakes cough…nothing happens…(ha ha ) .she coughs hard…nothing happens (ha ha ha)…then she coughs harder …nothing happens (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
She coughs and coughs (u have TB darling I wish u have and its in last stage)
She is frustrated and give a disgusting look to jai who is sleeping peacefully……..
She goes out fuming and stands outside………
Jai comes out looking for pia (nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
She stands there and do a hi fi when she sees him…….
Jai asks her point blank..that why is she acting like this…..
Pia says she is not and all her problems are genuine( ha ha ha )
Jai is not falling for this…..she says she is seriously ill
She says
1 her head is aching…(kya kare khali hai na…samandar ki hawa bhar gayi hogi andar)
2 she is having terrible cold….
3 she has fever (jai effect)
4 she cant breath properly (are u having heart attack honey???)
jai is waiting for her to end this list……….
Then she takes her trump card out. She says she is having pain in her stomach..(must have hogged like a pig what else???)
Jai looks worried and asks if she is fine….
She makes all ill faces and requests him to take her in….(oyeeee nothing is wrong with those feet of urs )
She fakes dizziness and jai holds her by shoulder and takes her in…..(STUPID\)
Here he ask her to lie down on sofa………all this while bani is deep in slumber (oyeeeeeee kumbhkarna ki aulad uth ja)
Pia makes jai sit with her all the while making ill faces and telling him that its paining in her stomach…..(tera gala dard kare to batana peaa mai dabane aajaungi)
She takes jai's hand and keeps it on her stomach and tells him that thats where its paining and pleads him not to go…..(choddddd uska haath…….he had been to nursery where they teach body parts )
Jai is utterly disguised with pia………that's when bani stirs in bed and turn on their side.jai is worried but pia is holding his hand on her stomach and doesn't let him take off.
Bani doesn't open her eyes…….she goes back to her beauty sleep (uff….u are a typical married woman )
Pia has nasty expressions on her equally nasty face……..
Camera moves to the most happening place
Rashi and ranweers bedroom
He is sitting in chair and reading something……(mama pe gaya hai)
He is wearing bright blue night shirt (ye walia's wholesale me blue night ware kharidte hai kya/… but he is looking good)
Rashi is all curled up on bed……she seems upset but trying to sleep……her hands probing bed for something….(u naughty gals….she is searching AC remote)
Ranweer watch her restless but doesn't say anything……(OMG he is looking concerned…….chandani raaten….)
Rashi finaly gets up and ranweer without wasting a moment ask her whats wrong ?
She says nothing (raat ke 2 baje kisko maar khana pasand hai)
Ranweer asks her if its too cold for her (hailaaaaa)
She doesn't say anything sanyasi asks her if she wants temperature increased (well u being in the same room………I am not saying anything)
She says not to as that will bother him (awwww)
Ranweer is angry and complains that she talks so much……(ye lo jiggu jaisa chatter box milta to……)
He increase AC temperature. Rashi is all thankfull. She is happy as for the first time ranweer must have compromised……..
Hey guys eye locking sessions are in full swing haan …..Ranweer is stealing glances…(aankho hi aankhome ishara ho gaya )
Rashi gives him a thankfull and lovely look…….ranweer looks slightly perturbed and yells at her …..to go to sleep (hayeeee kuch kuch hota hai)
Jiggu is running around house….looking damn scared…..she looks through window of rashi and ranweers bedroom and sees them sleeping happily……(I think peabrain should have chosen these two for her wonderful company….they have enough space in between them on bed…peaa ko sofe pe nahi sona padta )
She is relaxed…….
Now this is rano and sahil's (khamba mera naam) bedroom…….
Sahil is standing by window looking worried (that we have to assume…he has no expressions what so ever)
Rano comes and starts talking romantically
She says she feels the whole atmosphere is very nice and romantic……(shadi ke itneeeee dino baad bhi romance?????)
She says she likes seawaves and fullmoon ….sahil says he is not happy to come there as bad things are happening to his family…..(biwi romance ki baat karti hai to miyaji kehte hai meri amma kyon ro rahi hai)
He says for the first time he is not happy……rano tells him to think positively. She says that good thing will happen soon (with peabrain around????)
Sahil says he is sleepy and goes to bed. Rano looks sad………
Jiggu is hearing their conversation……(tu peeping jiggu……why the hell are u snooping around like that )
She is relaxed that family is safe
She wonders who is doing all this
Kaun naya paida hua hai????
She is wondering what to do about that threatening message…(don't take it seriously jiggu…..let the killer come and do his work)
Everyone (minus cuddu) is playing throwball…..its dark so I guess to kill jigyasa earlier they have skipped showing next day (very good\)
Rashi and bani taking care of snacks……..
Bani calls everyone to have some drinks and snacks
Sahil teases anu to have drink and eat more as she will need more energy to beat boys
Anu says girls will win……..boys challenges them. Anu and rano (looking cute in a tee)
Accept it. Bani and rashi support them
Adi and dadi are all set to watch the match………
Bani and jai are sitting together watching the game
And that's when bhikmangi comes wearing a red mini skirt and sleeve less Tee
(she looks preety I mean RC looks preety)
jai is looking at her…….for that matter everyone is looking at her and grinning……..all compliment her for her dressing sense……
she says she will play…….rano asks her to take it easy as she is pregnant (abhi to is peaa ko TB aur heart attack saath me aaya tha na…….)
bani goes and stop pia and tell her not to play but pia says that even her doc has advised her to continuing some physical activities (what about brains)
pia is looking at jai who has no expressions on his handsome face…….
pia starts flirting with equally brainless pushky darling who says sweetheart u always looks nice (ya and u stinks) pia give a look to jai as if trying to make him feel jealous…..
aadi pulls jai in game…calling pushkar a flop….(I almost sliped off my chair watching jai in sports gear he looks so funny ) aadi says he should support boys as he was champion in college…..(must be thin at that time)
jai joins the game……pia is bouncing like a baboon…..(baboons don't attack me sorry)
(watch out for ranweer he looks supercool in sportswear…..)
bani is sitting alone and worrying about pia's child
even jai does some jives (bani gives a appreciative nodd…..awwww) and looks happy that's when pia fakes her stomach ache and then ball hits jai as he is distracted by pia's action…..(ufffffff) pia is happy like hell………
girls win and all boys blame jai for losing……..he looks angry as he knows pia was faking.
He is standing looking sullen when pia comes from behind
And asks him as to why is he brooding (he is cursing late nishikant and late kiran for conceiving u)
He asks her what she thinks of herself???? Why does she always have things her way……why did she play that game??????
Pia says why is he so worried about her??? Or is it because of baby……
Jai's features softens (why why why)
Pia says its injustice the way jai is worried about the baby and not for baby's mumma
She says in almost threatening tone that if mumma is hurt then baby is hurt too…….
She asks him to be with her……..
And leaves
Jai stands there looking sullen…………
That was all guys for today………..
Few jokes I hope u will like
Aaditya's complain about marriage : Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Jai (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
pushkar: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
PIA ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"
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Good night (or day ) ahead……….
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