People please wake up

OFCOURSE I KNOW CARROT IS NOT AN VIRGIN 🤢 OFCOURSE I KNOW IT 🤢 ALSO HE CAN'T ACT AND HE IS VIOLENT AND JUST SUCKS. Still I liked him cuz I think bad boys are exciting 😳

But atleast I'm not behaving like most of you...

Ranbir is such a nice guy.

Katrina is such an angel.

I met Bipasha and she is such a sweetheart.

I met John and he is actually a really nice guy.

SRK is the best he is always willing to meet his fans

Salman has such a big heart. He's doing lots of charity.

and more of that nonsense.

PLEASE WAKE UP. None of those celebs are bad but they aren't angels either.

I almost wish I could show you guys the messages those losers write to me (uhum Victoria's secret model Doutzen Kroes) on facebook.

Dino Morea, and that Mallya kid I even had to remove cuz they kept annoying me with messages that they would like to meet me (Doutzen Kroes). Ranveer Singh is the worst 🤢 with his heyyy sexxxy messages 🤢. Sohail Khan wanted to give me (Doutzen Kroes) a role in Mental 🤢 I even removed him cuz he kept insisting...ofcourse I would have loved to do it BUT I'M NOT DOUTZEN KROES 😭. Much married Hashmi...i'm sure you guys remember I decided for a day that i like him so i sent out a friend request to him...after he accepted and messaged me my love was over.

And here a nice blast for diehard fans...KATRINA HAS A FB ACCOUNT! AND SO DOES RANBIR! AND YES EVEN AISHWARYA AND KAREENA AND DEEPIKA HAVE ONE. They are completely private which is why you guys can't find it. However psssttt THEY SENTED FRIENDSHIP REQUESTS TO ME (uhum Doutzen Kroes). Why? Well simply because Kitten Katty saw I'm friends with Alvira and her daughter Alizeh 😳 and ofcourse sonam, varun dhawan, raveena tandon, shilpa shetty, twinkle khanna, akki kumar, celeb kids, arbaaz, arora sisters and many more celebs and models...they are all friends with me (ugh Doutzen Kroes) on FB. And because all those people are friends with me my account looks trustworthy so a lot of celebs are just senting requests to me themselves...cuz after kitten katty Ranbir followed. Bebo and Deepika had sent me a request before that. Abhishek has added me...but his wife refuses to send me a request while I know she has an account 🤢.

Anyway point is: this blonde:

is making those bollywood celebs crazy. That DUMBASS Sonam Kapoor who is supposed to be into fashion and basically should know model Doutzen Kroes fails to recognise her and keeps asking me uhm Doutzen: Where did you buy those shoes? She commented on every picture on Doutzen's clothes and hairstyles 😆

Anyway I'm not gonna blow more fantasies and dreams so i won't say anything about the big stars like ranbir and kitten kat and abhishek and deeps and bebo and YEAH I HAVE SAIF TOO 😳 even his daughter is friends with me.

Untill now only four celebs refused to accept my request: Former Fatguy Arjun Kapoor...🤢 WHILE HIS DAD IS FRIENDS WITH ME , Salman Khan 😭 he has an account but i think he or his assistent/manager whatever only uses it to log on...Johnny Lever 😡...That horrible kid of SRK...Aryan 🤢 while Akshay's son and all the Khan kids and even Sridevi's kids and Hrithik Roshan's oldest son are all friends with me 😕

By the way...Dabboo Ratnani recognised me 😆 are you a model? No, i'm a medical student. Okay, I thought I recognised you.

So I immediately removed and blocked him...cuz he could have blown my cover 😡 thank god doutzen is a mum now and almost 30 which means will loose more popularity 😳

I know 😉 do you have him too? I first had Soha then I saw she has Saif too...so i sented the request to him...but this was during the time he has that fight in the restaurant...i temporarily found him exciting so i wanted to know more about him. Now i don't care anymore.

aaah I checked! profile picture is that kid 😆

Salman Khan 😆