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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked.

"When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."

"Well, the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife, Jeeto, really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?"

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.

7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.

11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.

12th: Which exam is tomorrow?

College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today.

here's one:

a woman, having twins, went into labor. her body was weak so she fell into a coma and as a result the doctors did a C-section. a few weeks later, she came out of the coma and asked about her babies. the doctor told her that they were fine. she wanted to know their names.

the doctor told her that her brother named the babies. the lady got anxious and said that her brother is an idiot and can't do anything right. so immediately she called in her bro and asked him "what r the names of my kids"

the bro said, "your daughter's name is deniece (denise)"
mother said, "ok. that's a nice name. and my son?"
the bro replied, "his name is denephew"

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Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked.

"When
you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience.
Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."

"Well, the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

🤣 yaar, you're killing me with these things!

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oh god thats so rofl worthy

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.

7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.

11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.

12th: Which exam is tomorrow?

College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today.

ahaha! u really do get slack as the years go by

In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear up to his elbows... he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean".

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious".

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands".

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up," barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

Earlier,
he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he
would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When
he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression
and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

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