Himmatwala will be sent for Oscars (Faking News)

Mumbai. Our trusted sources have confirmed that Sajid Khan's latest disaster "Himmatwala" will be the official entry in the Oscar awards from India. Sajid Khan confirmed the news by saying "It is a tribute to Joker, Tees Mar Khan and other super-duper blockbusters from my Didi and Jijaji (Didi). I am delighted and looking forward to check the level of himmat of these firangees."

One of the officials of Govt. of India said, "We have not nominated this movie for its entertainment; but it is a revenge against these gora people. They ruled our country for many years and committed many atrocities, now it's our turn. After this, we will officially get it telecast-ed on PTV and take revenge against Pakistan too."

Ajay Devgan and Tammanna are delighted and on the seventh sky, so we could not join them there; but the Tiger which played a very important role in the movie is not happy and he is planning to join Anna Hazare in hisanshan.

Arvind Kejriwal is also planning to launch a new channel "Scamgiri" and will be appointing Sajid Khan as its CEO. "This channel is not foraam aadmi but it will be only telecast-ed in the homes of MPs and other important political leaders of this country. We will take revenge," Kejriwal explained.

Vijay Mallaya is very happy and has decided to appoint Sajid Khan as the director for his next years' Kingfisher Calender, which will feature Indian Beggars rather than babes.

It is a great blessing for Sajid Khan and family. Even the US President Barack Obama has demanded the DVDs of Himmatwala so that CIA can distribute those DVDs in North Korea and Iran. According to the sources, Barrack Obama feels that Himatwala is a much better weapon of mass destruction than nuclear weapons.

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