FunTime

After break up girl call her bf to say good bye
for last time.
Girl; kya kar rahe the?
Boy;kuch nai daru pi ke apni life barbad kar
raha hu tu bta.
Girl; me to party me ao thi socha last time bye
bol du.
Boy; thik he bye waise bhi me apne dad ki
10crore ki property ki parva kie bina pyar
kia .tera na hua to kisi ka na banunga.
Girl(thinking about 10 crore);bs na janu itna.hi
pyar kia.mere sona ne mujse?

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se Uski Nayi-
Nayi Shaadi Ke Baad Puchti Hai. Ladki: "Kya
Tumhara Pati Sote Waqt Kharate Leta Hai? "
Saheli Sharmate Hue: "Pata Nahi Abhi To
Hamari Shaadi Ko 3 Din Hi Hue Hai, Soyenge
To Pata Chalega na..:p ;)

Swati: I cannot transfer file from my
previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please
try infront of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the
file which she
wanted to transfer and selected CUT
option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from
that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and
connected into the
other PC where she wanted to copy
that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and
selected the PASTE
option.
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Salesman DIED :D

Ox-Kya Bolti Tu
Cow-Kya M Bolu
Ox -Sun
Cow-Suna
Ox-Ati Ka Tabela
Cow-Kya... Kru... Ake M Tabela
Ox-Mundi Hilaynge,
Ghas Chabayenge,
Gober Failayenge Aur Kya :P:P

Question:" What is love and explain in details ??
(10 marks)
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Answer:" MBA Student's
Answer:" Love is life..
...(marks: 1/2 from 10)
C.A. Student's Answer:" Love is pain... ( marks :
1/2 from 10)
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Engineering Student's Answer:"
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship
between men women that can cause death of
one or both depending on the resistance
associated..
- TYPES:" one sided both sided
- AGE:" Usually occurs in teenagers but now a
days can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:"
Tension Day dreaming In somnia Phone
Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:"
Diary Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:"
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or Mother's
Sandals...
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent...:p :D

Rajnikant Garbha ki Raat
Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien
Dharati per Aaya aur
Bola
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal
Exam hai, Thoda Dheere
Bajaa...:/:p :O :D

Ek moti aurat ne chor
pakda or us par beth gai.
phir nokar se boli ja
police ko bula
la ...
Nokar- Meri chappal kho
gai
hai...
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chor chillaya- Saale meri
pehen le
par
jladi ja police ko le k aa ..

Airtel effect ...
Uparwale Ke Naam Pe 1 Rupaye Dedo
Baba..!!
Me:
Chutte Nahi Hai...>:/
Bhikhari:
Koi Baat Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Video
Dikha Do Saab 1 Rupaye Wala =))