Shubra the brainless wonder...jokes

Shubra..the brainless wonder..😆😆😆

Three dumbs Tara,Kaveri and Shubra were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Tara, "It's John Jones' grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Kaveri, "here's one named Roger Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Shubra yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 165 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Tara.

Shubra lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, Jaipur."..😆😆😆

2-A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the death penalty. His brother found out that Shubra was on the jury and figured she would be the one to bribe. He told Shubra that she would be paid Rs.500,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to life term. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of life imprisonment. After the trial, the brother went to the Shubra's home, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the Rs.500,000. Shubra replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to life sentence. They all wanted to let him go. 😆😆😆 3--A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. There is, however, a catch: Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, Shubra goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. Shubra reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" say the Shubra "But, I wonder what's further up?" The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework. "Wow," says the Shubra, "very tempting BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, she goes up. On the fourth floor, the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me, but just think what must be awaiting me further on?!" So up to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. ..😆😆😆 I hope you must hv enjoyed the jokes..thanks..keep smiling...Raj.. your suggestions n comments are welcome..😊

Hey iam the 1st to read your joke today 👏 👏

Great...your superb...hats off...😆

YA HU Iam a Senior member now.... 😳

Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. .. 😡

Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. ..

If its only for Shubra then ok....... 😊
Or else 😡 🤢 😕

good ones.. 😆 😆 i liked the first one very much

Raj, I loved them!!!! Especially the 2nd one!! Brianless Shubra has become the 8th wonder of the world 😆

raj - thanks for the hilarious jokes - loved the first one. have heard the third one before

wow! loved your jokes. All were really good, like first one a lot. Keep being creative and post more soon!!!

-Nita

Hilarious!! yeah, females are hard to please, being a female myself...but not all of us that greedy...sometimes.... 😆 😆 😆