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Hi all MBians
New disease found :Mbhazaraxious
Date found:7th MARCH 2013
Place: Disease was found all over the wold ,(example:India, USA . UK, Canada, Bangladesh, Maldives, Australia etc...) at every home...
Name of the disease : MBHAZARIXIOS
Disease belongs to : COLORS family
Disease caused by : The most dangerous Toxins found in the world :R.K. and Madhubala
Period of time which the disease is on high rates: MONDAY TUESADAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY ..
Everyday 1/2 an hour ...8:30-9:00
Transmission : An infectious disease is transmitted from some source called RishBala
can be highly effected if u spend each day thinking about RishBala
dreaming abt RishBala
talking abt RishBala
n watching RishBala
Transmission may occur through several different mechanisms :
1.Watching from TV
2.watching from net
3.Listening to HUM HAIN DEEWANE etc... songs of RISHBALA
4.Discussing abt it all day n all night long
Pathogens: result in rishbalaphobia , at first desease travels through your brain
n then through ur heart n once it reaches ur heart it cannot be cured
Biochemical tests
if the following things happens to u
then u surely are infected by the disease
1. dreaming about Rishbala
2.thinking abt rishbala and MB at all the time (eg: when u are eating, sleeping,studying,bathing,breathing.etc...)
3.watching romantic RISHBALA scenes again n again
4.listening to HUM HAIN DEEWANE
5.spending most of the tyms discosing abt Rishbala on MB FORUM
6.argue if anyone say ill abt RISHBALA
7.trying to find more news abt upcoming episodes ---of MADHUBALA EK ISHQ EK JUNOON
8.getting over excited if u get a new promo or spoilers
9.waiting waiting 4 the next episode to be aired
10... more tests to be done ...
symptoms of MBHAZARAXIOS
1. raathko neendh na aana
2.getting headaches if u dont get any news or any episode of MEIEJ
3.the fever starts at 9pm at night and 4pm at afternoon
4.increase in blood pressure
5.increase in heart beat
6. mood swings
7.hallucinations
8.headache
9.etc...more to be found
prevention :
if nt controlled in early stages
1. mothers : loose their focus from her husband kids n family resulting in rifts between hasband n wife , mother n children n family .
2.students : loose focus from studies leading to low marks in exams n resulting in getting lot of scoldings from parents.
3. working citizens : loose focus from work leading to low profits n resulting in headaches n prevents from getting promotions n gets lot of scolding from the office boss
so cannt be preventd until u take correct actions at early stages
Treatment
this disease can be fetal sometimes
n cannot be cured
scientists are still working on its cure
can be controlld be talking to friends n family
spending tym with them
Important Note: Dont try to stop watching MEIEJ or dont leave MB forum . It can be fetal n can lead to higher stages of illness
HW WAS IT...??
Do reply
Love
SANAH...--Sanah-Sizzles
Dnt forget 2 love MEIEJ and MB FORUM
Another thing guys the doctor and the only doctor is--------Sanah
ie. --Sanah-Sizzles
U can be cured by placing comments or contacting and buddying The Above mentioned Doctor
Udne Ki Aasha
Kumkum Bhagya
