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Hi all QHians
New disease found :Qhasyamanianiosis
Date found:29th October 2012
disease found: disease was found from all over the wold ,(example:India, Pakistan, USA . UK, Canada, Bangladesh, Maldives, Australia etc...)
Name of the disease : Qhasyamanianiosis
Disease belongs to : Zeetv family
Disease caused by : the most Dangerous two toxins found till date : Asad and Zoya
Period of tym which the disease is on high rates: Monday , Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday each day 30 minutes.
Transmission : An infectious disease is transmitted from some source Called Asya .
can be highly effected if u spend each day
thinking about asya
dreaming abt asya
talking abt asya
n watching asya scenes '
Transmission may occur through several different mechanisms :
1.Watching from TV
2.watching from net
3.Listening to mitwa etc... songs of asya
4.Discussing abt it all day n all night long
Pathogens: result in asyaphobia , at first desease travels through ur brain
n then through ur heart n once it reaches ur heart it cannot be cured
Biochemical tests
if the following things happens to u
then u surely are infected by the disease
1. dreaming about asya
2.thinking abt asya n QH at all the time (eg: when u are eating, sleeping,studying,bathing,breathing.etc...)
3.watching romantic asya scenes again n again
4.listening to mitwa songs
5.spending most of the tyms discosing abt asya on IF n other chatclubs
6.argue if anyone say ill abt asya
7.trying to find more news abt upcoming episodes
8.getting over excited if u get a new promo or spoilers
9.waiting waiting 4 the next episode to be aired
10... more tests to be done ...
symptoms of qhasyamanianiosis:
1. raathko neendh na aana
2.getting headaches if u dont get any news or any episode of QH
3.the fever starts at 10 pm Et n 7 pm PT
4.increase in blood pressure
5.increase in heart beat
6. mood swings
7.hallucinations
8.headache
9.etc...more to be found
prevention :
if nt controlled in early stages
1. mothers : loose their focus from her husband kids n family resulting in rifts between hasband n wife , mother n children n family .
2.students : loose focus from studies leading to low marks in exams n resulting in getting lot of scoldings from parents.
3. working citizens : loose focus from work leading to low profits n resulting in headaches n prevents from getting promotions n gets lot of scolding from the office boss
so cannt be preventd until u take correct actions at early stages
Treatment
this disease can be fetal sometimes
n cannt be cured
scientists are still working on its cure
can be controlld be talking to friends n family
spending tym with them
Important Note: dont try to stop watching QH . it can be fetal n can lead to higher stages of illness
chapals and tomatoes are most welcome
but please do comment
n no offence to any one
Love
samz
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