According to my mother who clearly knows everything, Sultana's are pretty damn nice tasting things. 'Apparently' they are also healthy and GOOGLE confirms this. NEVER JUDGE GOOGLE or Wikipedia *Cleans the screen and caresses the site*. Lord, do I love Wikipedia or what? The site has diagnosed me with all the worlds illnesses because that is how damn awesome it is! (For your information, I Wikipedia my symptoms and end up diagnosing myself with a life threatening disease). Then the doctor tells me, it is simply a flu. PFT.
Anyway, back to ME MYSELF & I.I never liked Sultanas. They reminded me of mini leg-less cockroaches. Do not ask why. I beseech you, simply do not ask. But ever since a certain Sultan emerged from the pond and magically found a clean purely white Kurta (Curtsy to Washing Power Nirma, Washing Powder Nirma, Dhood si safedi, Nirma se ayee, Rangeen Kapra Khil Khil Jaye, Sabki Pasand Nirma!), my heart literally emerged from my chest and I screamed to the horizons:
I WANT TO EAT SULTANAS!
This man *points shaking fingers to the computer screens* has blue or gray eyes! *Sobs into the carpet*. Do you know what that means? That means, the superficial human that I am is already rooting for him! 'Hello fellow sexy gangster, will you bheegi bheegi si raatein bheegi bheegi batein, bheegi bheegi abduct me, sing Ya Ali and swing dead from a noose for me? *Drools*. I'm also a sucker for tattoos, and this man has it in the right place. Such a bad ass!
His chemistry with Madhubala nearly sizzled my computer. The way his eyes were just gorging into her pretty pretty pretty eyes just had me reaching for a pillow to scream into. I am SUCH a girl! *Shakes head*. I mean, sure there was a lot of bloopers. No denials there, but the episode was worth watching just because for once this show portrayed a better action scene (L M F A O @ the other fight scene. 🤣).
Seriously his kid must have have been quietly staring at his dad and thinking 'Why is my papa so good looking? And why on earth didn't his coloured eye genetics pass onto me?' No wonder he was speechless, poor child. *Pats head sympathetically*.
Oh if only the creatives could do something with them! They could potentially make such an amazing couple. He, the gangster reforming and softening up to Madhu. He, protecting her with his life. She, becoming his priority. She, becoming the reason for his smiles (DID YOU KNOW, Avinesh has a spectacular smile? Watch VM's of his previous show and see him in romance mood. If that man does not make your legs turn into jelly with his smile, than his eyes will do the job).
Yeah Yeah, half the forum is going to hate me. Couldn't care less though. 😆 I'm totally totally rooting for Madhu and Sultan. I even googled some health benefits of Sultanas.
Sultanas are a good source of energy (1,276 kj / 305 kcal Per 100g) thanks to its carbohydrate content. Sultanas also contain vitamins B1, B2 and various minerals. It is medically proven that it helps child growth, curing diseases with inflammation and fever, also kidney and liver diseases.
2. Vitamin B1 & B2 CHECK (All that maccas consumed totally converted into Glucose at a faster rate. I belly danced and competed with Katrina Kaif on a dance off. ME verses Kat (on the television screen). Ladies & Gentleman, with all the oozing vitamins this Sultan gave me, I could proudly announce that Katrina stood no chance next to my Chikni Chameli shoulder bouncing masculine moves REOW!
3. Child growth? CHECK (I finally grew up and seriously sat down and began to analyze his eye colour with all the dedication of an adult intent to discover and unravel the mysteries of his pupils. I also began to research about the benefits of consuming sultanas and whether his fingers are long and fine - I have a serious attraction to pretty fingers and hands. The answer is still pending. I need a zoom in close up inspection of his hands.
4. Fever? NEGATIVE! The heat radiating from the chemistry between Sultan and Madhu was oozing literally. My body temperature spiked through the roof.
All in all.
Sultana's are beneficial.
So Madhu.
Consume him.
Before I do.
😈
Sammy.
Anupamaa
