Are All Bollywood Actresses (&Actors) Liars?

Its hardly news that Bollywood actresses are a dishonest lot. They are the most two faced, hypocritical women who will lie in your face and try to hide obvious truths and be mad at you for not believing them!! Its a shame that event the most beautiful and financially independent women in India have to lie about their personal lives, relationships and beliefs. Its more than just shameful, its downright pathetic.

Here are the most dishonest actresses in Bollywood:


Katrina Kaif
Sunsign: Cancer
You know her from: Sheila Ki Jawaani, Salman Khan's ex
Suffers from: Inability to admit she is a foreigner, or her relationships with Salman Khan and Ranbir Kapoor, wants to launch her younger sister (maybe after 2 years?? when people have forgotten about her er...bad choices)

Aishwarya Rai
Sunsign: Scorpio
You know her from: Called most beautiful woman in the world by Julia Roberts
Suffers from: Inability to admit her past relationship with Salman Khan or that she married Abhishek for the Bachchan surname, extremely egoistical, love her though for the way she wont bow down to Shahrukh Khan and Yash "uncle".

Kareena Kapoor
Sunsign: Virgo/Libra cusp
You know her from: Saif Ali Khan's lady love, Shahid Kapoor's ex
Suffers from: I am the best/sexiest/hottest actress delusions, egomaniacal (If she was that hot, she wouldnt be with a guy who has two kids and is two decades older than her, would she??) Wanted to be with Rahul Gandhi (as if!!), got Saif instead. Nice.

Deepika Padukone
Sunsign: Capricorn
You know her from: Dum Maaro Dum, Siddharth Mallya's love, Ranbir Kapoor's ex, she was in a live in relationship with Nihal Pandya before joining Bollywood
Suffers from: Delusions that her not removing her RK neck tatoo is feminist and a step forward for womens' lib?!!

Priyanka Chopra
Sunsign: Cancer
You know her from: Shahid Kapoor's on/ off girlfriend, National Award for Fashion
Suffers from: Chronic lying, trying to be more innocent and shy than she actually is, "Shahid was in my apartment because I was scared of tax officials. I called him as he lives in my neighbourhood" Yeah right, Priyanka!!

Sonam Kapoor
Sunsign: Gemini
You know her from: Style icon of Bollywood, string of flops, controversial remarks, Puneet's girlfriend, Anil Kapoor's daughter, lead in Mausam
Suffers from: Foot in mouth syndrome (see her comments on Shobha De and Aishwarya) She comes off as frivolous and well...dumb.

Anushka Sharma
You know her from: Ranveer Kapoor's love, Band Baaja Baraat, Yashraaj films' blue eyed girl
Suffers from: Army brat syndrome, not admitting her relationship with Ranveer Kapoor

Nargis Fakhri
You know her from: One of many, many exes of Ranbir Kapoor, Debut as lead in Rockstar
Suffers from: Being duped by Ranbir Kapoor (Join the club, dear)

Chiragandha Singh
You know her from: Yeh Saali Zindagi, sex appeal AND acting skills
Suffers from: Inabilty to admit her marriage with husband Jyoti is on the rocks and that he didnt want her to work in movies hence her long break from movies

Malaika Arora Khan
Sunsign: Scorpio
You know her from: Munni Badnaam hui, Salman Khan's bhabhi
Suffers from: Yummy Mummy syndrome. Seriously though, she is a rockstar!!

Sonakshi Sinha
Sunsign: Gemini
You know her from: Dabanng
Suffers from: Overhyped beyond comprehension, acts like she is Salman Khan's property

Shruti Hassan
Sunsign: Aquarius
You know her from: Kamal Hassan's daughter, skimpy clothes on screen
Suffers from: Whatever disease she claimed to suffer from as an excuse for her plastic surgery (rhinoplasty), looks like mother Sarika but is closer to father...shame!!

Bipasha Basu
Sunsign: Capricorn
You know her from: Has been sex symbol of Bollywood, John Abraham's ex
Suffers from: Inability to admit John Abraham used her and then jilted her BEFORE the altar

Genelia D'Souza
Sunsign: Leo
You know her from: Tacky Spinz Deo ads, ads with Virat Kohli, ads with Amitabh Bachchan...
Suffers from: Being too bubbly and cheerful when she has nothing to be happy about!! (both career and personal life wise) Riteish Deshmukh wont marry her because his father doesnt approve of her

Angela Johnson
You know her from: Yet another Ranbir Kapoor girl (Not again!!)
Suffers from: Nothing as yet, will see after debut, then again she is half Icelandic so she might not be so bad (read dishonest)

Kangana Ranaut
You know her from: Tanu weds Manu, addict/alcoholic roles
Suffers from: Inabilty to admit she used Aditya Pancholi, inabilty to admit she had plastic surgery, saying surgery is bad; honey...if u didnt get surgery, no one would even look at you, so just shut up, okay??

Lara Dutta
Sunsign: Aries
You know her from: Kellogs' lose wight ads, Mahesh Bhupati's wife
Suffers from: Actually one of the few honest actresses in Btown (possibly because she is Christian?)

Sushmita Sen
Sunsign: Scorpio
You know her from: Miss Universe in 1994, admitted she had silicone injected you know where, adopted babygirl Renee (Bravo!!)
Suffers from: Weight control problems, addicted to married/ younger guys, find a decent (unmarried!!) guy, Sush...

Asin
Sunsign: Scorpio
You know her from: Ghajini's one hit wonder, Ready, Salman Khan's many many proteges
Suffers from: Inabilty to admit Mahendra Singh Dhoni dumped her and married Sakshi Rawat (arranged match in his community from Uttaranchal)


I wont even talk about Vidya Balan, Rani Mukherjee, Minisha Lamba, Amisha Patel, Celina Jaitley etc. They are just too easy to make fun of. By the way, lest you think Im some kind of a woman hater and a traitor to mysex, Bollywood actors are even more dishonest and hypocritical than the above actresses. Is such a thing even possible?? Sadly, yes.