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Dad says get to know CoolMood really well. How am I supposed to do that? Over Skype?
He has no idea how people date these days. Someone please tell him that he can marry a woman from Kotha and pretend she is a virgin, I can't do that. I have to get to know CoolMood, like really really well.
Did I land on the Indian site for South Beach diet? Who are these random people? Why does universe conspire to scar me, again and again? Am I the first future groom to see the line up of waistlines and b*** shots of future in laws? Random relatives. I got a Random Aunty of my own you know, she lurks in the closet and springs out every time Momzilla needs a good bitching session.
Who is that? Miss CoolMood Waistline? Damn! I shouldn't have written that letter. I didnt want to tell you this, but CoolMood's tongue lashing was more than anything Christian Grey could ever do to Anastasia. I'm a glutton for punishment. Can you blame Vishwamitra for erring in his penance when Menaka flaunts her lissome hips on skype? I didn't think so. I need to stop this self lashing "Maditation".
She says she wont show me her face. I guess, waist and b***s will have to do for now.
The cherry on cake was that sexy hip trinket. An industrial strength fan worked at full speed, bouncing the heavy trinket but it blew the fuse in the computer center, the neighboring Subash Sweet Store and Bhandari Atta Chakki. Suddenly, I feel hot and bothered. I need to get some air, cool off my head, think some more circular logic. Where is the circular park?
I've concluded that its definitely worth the trip. So monday, dear SC fans, I will land in Ratnagiri and introduce my bushy brows to lissome waist. So what if I can't get to like CoolMood, my bushy brows can still be friends with Lissome Waist. Who knows, they may even skype again soon? We can even get my biceps introduced to her limpid eyes? Part by Part we skype. Endless possibilities.
Let me leave you with this - Kuch Kuch Definitely Hotha Hai.
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
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