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Samoohik School Computer Center
To all patrons who use Computers in these premises, please note the following rules and regulations before you use the school provided computers.
- These computers are strictly for school use only. That usually means you do not open your personal Male or Female on this computer or click on questionable downloads.
- Suspicious downloads can infect the computer with Loveria Virus.
- Do not, repeat, DO NOT in any circumstance download pictures of hot brows or sexy eyes. They've know to crash our servers. Violators will be banned from computer usage for two days, ok, maybe 5 minutes.
- Downloading hot pictures choke our bandwidths and crash the servers. Refrain from it. See that "Download Failed"? Yeah.
- Please do not download pics of hot guys when other women are present in the common room. We like to keep our village belles and aunties, innocent and incorruptible.
- Drooling over a hot guy is strictly forbidden. Did we say that already?
- Do not use the computer for emailing pen pals in Dubai or receive Emails from pen pals in Dubai. I see you are using pen and paper with snail-mail - perfect, emails are so overrated anyway for love-communication services.
- "Brows"er does not mean you watch "Brows" all day. You can "Brows" other pages too - like UGC education scam, just saying.
Dubai Safari Car Rental Agreement
To all patrons renting car from Dubai Safari Center, read the following fine print.
- Do not drive if you hate your current marriage proposal. Remember, marriage proposals are just that - a proposal not Kala Paani or Alcatraz.
- Driving when enraged and worse taking your friend along on the suicide mission is grounds for jail should you come back alive from the safari.
- Do not abandon the car in the middle of desert and sprint listlessly. This is a desert. Trust us, there will be nothing stopping you from here to the Arabian Sea.
- Do not drive on desert safari if you are mad that you got a crappy name while your step brother got a hippest cool name such as Danny. Danny??? Really? Danny. Sanjay ran out of names from RedBook of Retro Names?
- Do not drive if you practice tantric mediation or are fasting for Ekadashi. Hunger causes irritability and distress to you, putting everyone around you at risk.
- Do not brink a Kunwara co passenger if you plan to drive recklessly. Make sure he's not a virgin, so he can die without regrets should you decide to race your car over that challenging sand dune.
- In the event of a Kunwara co-passenger, do not forget to visit our DeVirginification Lounge before embarking on a Safari for the safe passage of all involved.
General Suggestions for everyone
Everyone buy a copy of Brush-up your English Pronunciation Crash course to learn how to say "Top" (not Taap) "Industrialist"(not Indostreelist) "internet" (not Inturnate) "marriage"(not marij) and "Hold your guns, it's a wedding proposal not a death sentence"
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
