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(My bechari si bholi bhali si nani was getting bored of smiling. Her dearest Tappu whom she used to brainwash with immense pleasure is now siding with iccha. what could be worst for nani? even mukta doesnt listen to her. nani has become a showpiece.
She got really bored with meethi's marriage. N is very tired of smiling as nani is really desperate to abuse n bad mouth. So she decided to visit our dear AYESHA's home.)
(Ayesha playing with her cats. She is alone in her home. Her parents n others had gone out for shopping, The door bell rings)
Ayesha: OMG who's here at this time.
(ayesha has a coffee glass in her hand. she goes to open the door)
Ayesha: Who's there?
(ayesha opens the door. n is shocked. she drops the coffee glass n it breaks.
NANI is standing at the door)
NANI(smiling): Ram Hi Rakhe TITLI(nani's name for ayesha) wont u call me inside?
Ayesha: yes no a (ayesha stays quiet)
(Nani herself enters the house and sits on ayesha's fav sofa like a queen)
NANI: a TITLI go and bring tea for me. masala chai understand? bring fast.
Ayesha: excuse me this is my house. n how dare u order me like this? if nandish had come i would surely make masala chai for him but me making chai for NANI? forget it.
NANI: A titli ur so rude. is this the way to treat guests? go n make tea for me. i will not go from here w/o it.
Ayesha(thinking): O god. let me give her something else this budhiya(NANI) will not go from here.
N this gives me a nice chance to teach this budhiya a lesson.
NANI: what r u thinking?
Ayesha: Nothing. I ll be back in 5 mins with masala chai ok?
(ayesha leaves)
Nani(looking around the house: Ram hi rakhe this titli has such a nice house. I wish I could stay here forever. Kaha us tej singh ke saath phas gayi.😆
Ayesha in kitchen: She is making tea. But she has mixed khujli wali dawa(itching medicine) in the tea. She is giggling.
NANI: a titli y r u taking so much time? jaldi lao. baki to ram hi rakhe.
NANI takes the remote control and turns on the tv. On tv Uttaran repeat episode is going on. Veer is saying to iccha I LOVE U n Iccha saying the same to veer. NANI gets irritated.
NANI: even here this chuhiya!!! she turns on news channel.
there saas bahu n betiya is going on n the news reporter is talking abt veecha reunion scene.
NANI: ram hi rakhe. yaha par bhi. every where this CHUHIYA.
she turns on movie channel. film parineeta is going on. n the child parineeta (played by tina) is shown.
NANI: gets very angry. this chuhiya wont let me breathe. she turns off the tv in anger.
Ayesha: here nani ur masala tea.
NANI: a titli is this the way to treat guests? where r the biscuits n namkeens.? i want britania choco cream and good-day cashew and kurkure desi bites understand? jaldi lao.
Ayesha(very frustrated): yes yes i ll bring.
NANI starts drinking tea(mixed with khujli wali dawa). she finds it tasty.
Ayesha (returns with biscuits n namkeen): here nani.
(ayesha has spinkled the namkeen with that medicine)
NANI: this tea tastes so different!!!
Ayesha: its a special masala available here.
NANI drinks the tea and is enjoying the food.
NANI: a titli turn on the A/C. dont u understand so much?
Ayesha: OK. (how much more do i have to wait?)
till then something strange is happening. NANI is starting to feel strange. She's feeling itchy.
NANI: ram hi rakhe ye hame ho kya raha hain. she feeling more n more itchy.
NANI begins to dance. the song "nayak nahi khalnayak hai tu" playing in the bgd.
Ayesha's cat gets frightened with a dancing nani n bites her. NANI screams. She runs around the house n the cat is chasing her. Ayesha is laughing.
NANI(to ayesha) a titli tell ur cat to stop do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayesha(to nani): ab apko to ram hi rakhe.
NANI: runs out of the house. titli u ll pay for this. she goes to doc for treatment.
Ayesha: laughs for 1 full hour and thinks (this was the best entertainment i had)
THE END
for my dearest friend ayesha
from DISHA!!!!!
She got really bored with meethi's marriage. N is very tired of smiling as nani is really desperate to abuse n bad mouth. So she decided to visit our dear AYESHA's home.)
(Ayesha playing with her cats. She is alone in her home. Her parents n others had gone out for shopping, The door bell rings)
Ayesha: OMG who's here at this time.
(ayesha has a coffee glass in her hand. she goes to open the door)
Ayesha: Who's there?
(ayesha opens the door. n is shocked. she drops the coffee glass n it breaks.
NANI is standing at the door)
NANI(smiling): Ram Hi Rakhe TITLI(nani's name for ayesha) wont u call me inside?
Ayesha: yes no a (ayesha stays quiet)
(Nani herself enters the house and sits on ayesha's fav sofa like a queen)
NANI: a TITLI go and bring tea for me. masala chai understand? bring fast.
Ayesha: excuse me this is my house. n how dare u order me like this? if nandish had come i would surely make masala chai for him but me making chai for NANI? forget it.
NANI: A titli ur so rude. is this the way to treat guests? go n make tea for me. i will not go from here w/o it.
Ayesha(thinking): O god. let me give her something else this budhiya(NANI) will not go from here.
N this gives me a nice chance to teach this budhiya a lesson.
NANI: what r u thinking?
Ayesha: Nothing. I ll be back in 5 mins with masala chai ok?
(ayesha leaves)
Nani(looking around the house: Ram hi rakhe this titli has such a nice house. I wish I could stay here forever. Kaha us tej singh ke saath phas gayi.😆
Ayesha in kitchen: She is making tea. But she has mixed khujli wali dawa(itching medicine) in the tea. She is giggling.
NANI: a titli y r u taking so much time? jaldi lao. baki to ram hi rakhe.
NANI takes the remote control and turns on the tv. On tv Uttaran repeat episode is going on. Veer is saying to iccha I LOVE U n Iccha saying the same to veer. NANI gets irritated.
NANI: even here this chuhiya!!! she turns on news channel.
there saas bahu n betiya is going on n the news reporter is talking abt veecha reunion scene.
NANI: ram hi rakhe. yaha par bhi. every where this CHUHIYA.
she turns on movie channel. film parineeta is going on. n the child parineeta (played by tina) is shown.
NANI: gets very angry. this chuhiya wont let me breathe. she turns off the tv in anger.
Ayesha: here nani ur masala tea.
NANI: a titli is this the way to treat guests? where r the biscuits n namkeens.? i want britania choco cream and good-day cashew and kurkure desi bites understand? jaldi lao.
Ayesha(very frustrated): yes yes i ll bring.
NANI starts drinking tea(mixed with khujli wali dawa). she finds it tasty.
Ayesha (returns with biscuits n namkeen): here nani.
(ayesha has spinkled the namkeen with that medicine)
NANI: this tea tastes so different!!!
Ayesha: its a special masala available here.
NANI drinks the tea and is enjoying the food.
NANI: a titli turn on the A/C. dont u understand so much?
Ayesha: OK. (how much more do i have to wait?)
till then something strange is happening. NANI is starting to feel strange. She's feeling itchy.
NANI: ram hi rakhe ye hame ho kya raha hain. she feeling more n more itchy.
NANI begins to dance. the song "nayak nahi khalnayak hai tu" playing in the bgd.
Ayesha's cat gets frightened with a dancing nani n bites her. NANI screams. She runs around the house n the cat is chasing her. Ayesha is laughing.
NANI(to ayesha) a titli tell ur cat to stop do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayesha(to nani): ab apko to ram hi rakhe.
NANI: runs out of the house. titli u ll pay for this. she goes to doc for treatment.
Ayesha: laughs for 1 full hour and thinks (this was the best entertainment i had)
THE END
for my dearest friend ayesha
from DISHA!!!!!
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