Just for laughs(12th feb)

Just for laughs

Aarti's self-thoughts(messages to everyone she knows) in Radha's house just before she takes a much needed afternoon nap there after the vigorous search:

And that's how you break in and enter a house in broad day light from the front end when just near by the neighbours are washing dishes.

I think I should write a book on it--- when you are xyz-unknown-mysterious-months pregnant'"How to avoid getting a baby bump by breaking and entering houses"

Dear Yash: Dearest hubby...the thing you should know is to be cautious when you are teasing a pregnant woman. When I can miraculously not show a bump on my belly I can oh so easily make it appear on your head by slamming a log there for playing with me. So be warned. And please change, the hair oil for heavens sake...my fingers are so oily even till now. And a massage in return would be good too you know. Seva karo toh meva bhi milega...that tax you keep talking about.

Mean sasur SP: If you do not allow me to come back to my old room. I will go and twist that DNA report in such a way that half the urchins on the streets of Bhopal will turn up at your door calling your their father.

My bhulakkad saasuma G3: Thank God I could catch you before you went away with all the cash that was there in the house and donated it to Aakash. Ansh has returned now...no need to payoff the kidnapper anymore.

Panku bhaiya: I know...I know...don't worry I will speak with the CVs into giving you more to do than answering phones.

Vidhi bhabhi: If you ever say one more mean thing to me...you will be taken off the list of positive characters in PV so be warned.

Pratik: I know...I know...that you want a USS RAAT for yourself too. Don't worry you are next in line after SP...and Panku...and Vidhi...and G3...yeah after G3 Pakka. See I am putting you ahead of Buaji so be happy.

Pari: What can I say...soon you will forget that you ever did murder a Prod and had a USS RAAT just like rest of the viewers have.

Ishita: Madam...you are just two episode old so do not try and compete with me. Do you have the required skills...I can dance for any movie song that they play, catch pick pocketers, break-in and enter houses, taming a wild husband who throws temper tantrums and had wild mood swings and used to talk to photos.

And most importantly this needed to be your PV to achieve the title role.

Yashji ditching you does not count as your marriage no 1. Sky is your pehla pati so go find a hidden ex-hubby to be killed off and then come and ask for your haq.

Aakash: Bhaiya you are the mystery member. But please small request keep our lawn clean. And I know your temporary quarters does not have basic amenities such as toilets that does not mean you do a free show for us. Kindly use Sulabh government sponsored toilets outside on the road.

Radha Maaa: Par kiski Maa? What are my husbands phots (which he had thrown away as they were embarrassing) find their way in your house.

Oh...eyes are closing can't have anymore self thoughts. ****And she dozes off***

All the family members get worried when Aarti becomes gumchuda thinking she is the next one to be KIDNAPPED. And call Dubeyji just to check if he was having a action replay blue fits again.

Episode ends