Originally posted by: twinecool
congrats
thanks twinkooooooooooo
here are my questions:
okkies😳
1.
Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? Mom is closer,becoz Dad is farther.
2.
What is the poorest bank in the world?The River Bank
3.
What month do soldiers hate?March
4.
What clothing is always sad?Blue Jeans
5.
Why is an empty purse always the same?There is no change in it
6.
What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck
7.
Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?They dont want to b "Hot Dogs"
8.
Why shouldn't you lose your temper?No one else wants it
9.
What kind of running means walking?Running out of Gas.
10.
What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator?Pepper
11.
What can't be used unless broken?Eggs
12.
What makes opening piano so hard?All the keys r inside
13.
What two words contain thousands of letters?Post-Office
14.
What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge?Very cool Music
15.
What has nothing but a head and a tail? A Coin (lolzz i remember tht song Head ya Tail)
16.
Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? coz its not right
17.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? u r to young to smoke
18.
How do we know the ocean is friendly?It waves
19.
Why should we never ask balloons for advice?They r full of hot air
20.
What has three hands but only one face? A clock
21.
Which can move faster, heat of cold?Heat coz u can catch cold
22.
What weather do mice and rats fear?When its raining cats n dogs
23.
Who always drives his customers away? A Taxi Driver
24.
Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?poor one coz frnd in need is the frnd indeed.
25.
Why did banker keep looking up at the sky?To c whether there is any change in the sky.
26.
What is the longest word in the English language?Smiles.Becoz there is a mile between the begening n end of it.
27.
Why is the letter E so important?coz its the begening of Everything.
28.
Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?without it a friend will become a Feind😉
29.
What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?He didnt cheat.
30.
What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone? A Glove
31.
Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money? A Bus conductor
32.
Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?He fell off the last step
33.
Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? My fav Santa-Claus
34.
What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't?An anchor.
35.
What is higher without a head than with a head?A Pillow
36.
When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?When there is a hole in it.
37.
Where can you always find money?In the dictionary.
38.
"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?I-t
39.
Why do fish live in water?Coz Cats cant swim
40.
What kind of party do prisoners like? A going away party.
41.
Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?A Cow,coz a cow has 4 legs but a no cow has 5 legs
42.
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? A Blackboard.
43.
Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?They come out at nite.
44.
What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?The word--"Wrong"
45.
What will make more noise in your house than a dog? 2 Dogs.
okkies twinkoo am done with ur questions............very nice questions indeed though i though i am giving an exam😆
thanks for the questions Dear.
Luv,
Shagun
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