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PART THREE OF SHEGARF'S SHYAM SERIES..THE FINAL PART
Friends,IPKKNDians ,forum waasis...
BHELCOMES...hello hi bye bye..HUMRE taraf se...
I thought long and hard to decide on the conclusion on my Shyam series finale...
What could be better send off for our beloved Shyam Manohar Jha...than a journey through his never ending schemes...most of which never succeeded...?
I bring you,Lakdas and Lakdis...
The Shaky Shams of Shyam...
Let us proceed..
The art of deception and manipulation only half perfected by our Shyamu..cost him dearly...but many a times cost others dearly too!!
He was first portrayed in a dark light when..he was first introduced as Anjali's Husband...ASR's jeejaji..in that fateful episode of Teej!!One we will never forget!!
Then began the revelation of a series of shams fabricated by our very own Snakewa..
Scheme no.1...
PAYING GUEST...SHYAM BABUA...
He pursued Khushi to the extent he lived in Buaji house as a PG..
Shyam in his Sapno ki duniya...thought of Khushi...
CHALO chat puri hum khaayen..
Aur tumhare liye JALEBI banaye..
Khushiji Ko hum paakar abhi
Apni doosri shaadi manayen..
CHALO ISHQ ladayen
CHALO ISHQ ladayen
CHALO ISHQ ladayen ..hum!!
Meanwhile...all Khushi wanted to say to him was..
Nahin ..nahin..Kabhi nahin..
Na aap karo intezar..
Nahin nahin..Kabhi nahin..
Aapse hoga Pyaar..
Oh!!the love Buaji had for this young man!!The almost perfect alibis of being busy at work...
How she relied on him...fully trusting him as a son!!
He did almost get away with it...he did not however account for the fact that Shashi ...who he "lovingly "called maasaji...would turn out to be a intuitive human being!!
End result...after causing Shashi to be paralyzed and trying to marry Khushi
..status of scheme...CAUGHT!!!..the man had to go to GUPTA house and confess his own scheme first hand!!...Scheme status...FAILED!!
Buaji had this to say...sings to chikni CHAMELI tune...
Shyam babu ..tum door rehna
Nahin toh Belan se hum maare
Tumri zehereeli akkhiyan mein hum
Nimboo aur mirch daalen..
Bhool kar bhi tum kabhi
Na iss GHAR ke paas aana...
Khushi ke upar tum apni..
Gandi nazar Kabhi na daalna..
Ooh..kyunki..Buaji aayegi..
Belan se maregi..
Nandkishore kehkar aayi..
Aayegi Buaji akeli..
Tum Ko peetegi..
Nandkishore ki yaad aayegi!!
Scheme no.2...
I envisioned Shyam doing a SHAMMI style...
Aaja Aaja
Main HOON saanp Tera..
Allah Allah..
O rani Sahiba...
AAJAA..aaa...AAAJAAA..aaa..Aaja..aaa..aaa
ANJI doing a...
Aaja piya tohe Pyaar doon..
See through sarees ..toh pe waar doon..
Kissiliye aap ho itne udhas...
Hum toh hai BAS aap ke ghulam
Aap bhi na
Aap bhi na..
Shakes head ANJI style...hahahaha hahahaha
Status at end of scheme...SLAP!!...GET OUT OF MY LIFE...
status ...FAILED!!!
He tried to keep his Rani Sahiba in her perfect bubble..oblivious to his shams!
He tried to get rid of her...to obtain his goal to be with Khushi!!
He tried to retain his image..by sneaking and pretending to love her e spite others!!
But he got what he deserved!!Actually less..in my opinion!!
Scheme no.8...
During PAYASH Sangeet...
Oh can I tell you how this was the most memorable??I loved that plan cause it was so outrageous and Shyamlike..HAHAHAHARRR...
Lets look at sequence of events...
Shyamu got a scorpion in a tiffin box..
Shyamu then hid it in between his socks...
Shyamu thought now its time for rani Sahiba to go..
Shyamu thought then Khushi would love him so..
Shyamu put the scorpion in a mithai dabba...
Shyamu was peeking when he saw Mama..
Shyamu on a haste threw the box aside..
Shyamu mixed the box up with others that were alike..uff
Shyamu hunted hi and low
Shyamu got a head blow..
Then he found the scorpion at last...
Only to lose him again too fast..
Shyamu looked furiously around..
But the scorpion was nowhere to be found..
Then he found it..but too late..
The sangeet was over but his plan still stayed..
Shyamu took the scorpion to bed..
Shyamu watched to see if Anji was dead...
But when he heard her take a breath...
Shyamu went looking under the bed..
The scorpion was missing again...
Shyamu was sweating and twitching again...
When LO and behold he felt something move..
The scorpion was in a Shyamu mood...
He turned to look at his back..
The scorpion was ready to attack...
This is the song that Shyam must have sung..
Jab scorpion tha Uss ke sangh...
"Jab bhi koi scorpion dekhoon
MERA dil ghabra ke bole
Shirt ko check kar le...kar LE ..
Shirt Ko check karle...kar LE..."
Scheme status...ANJI woke up...instead saved Shyams sorry behind!!...Anji safe...scheme status...FAILED!!!
Attempt 2...scorpion on PAYASH wedding..
Ruined that plan all by himself...hahaharrhaha...
Scheme ..,FAILED..
Attempt 3...spraying Rani Sahiba with flammable perfume...
Saved by Naniji..suggesting PAYASH do havan...plus by oil falling on Anjis SAREE...
The look on Shyams face...he tried very hard to have ANJI keep that sari on!!hahahaha...every excuse was used...
You're so beautiful in that SAREE
Havan mahurat time will finish...
We should do havan first like always...
The poor man even made the havan kundh with his own hands to bid goodbye to his "beloved"wife!!hahahahah...
Scheme...FAILED!!
Attempt 4...cutting the brake wires under the car..day of PAYASH wedding!!
He almost succeeded in that one...but...Anji came home alive and well with minor damage...as he was busy preparing his speech about how devastated he was with her death!!!...hahahahaha..
We all know that lead to...ASR convincing himself to tell Khushi..FARQ PADTA hai!!...then revealed Shyams evil side to ASR...leading ASR to MARRY KHUSHI!!...
Hahaharrhaha thanks Shyam!
Scheme...FAILED!!
The look on Shyams face when ASR and Khushi return home married!!!haharrhahsaha..
Then the famous..ASR Shyam face off...
Where ASR said...
TU TU TU
Tutu taara..
Choona na Khushi Ko DOOBAARA!!
Haharrhaha...
AB KHUSHI MERI PATNI HAI,JEEJAJI!!USKE AAS PAAS BHI BATTAKNE KI GALTI MAT KARNA,,...yea,baby!!
Shyamu baby,need a hug??You come here now!!
Scheme no.10...
Oh how can I begin??Sigh!!Shyamu..I feel for you babe!!
He has him napped!!
Shaatir ASR ...gives Khushi the S.O.S. code...the infamous...KHUSHI,I LOVE YOU...over the phone!!
Shyam tries to ensure...that Khushi gets papers for property signed and that gives Shyam the green light to get him out of the way!!
So thinks Shyam...now Khushi and property will be mine!!
But ASR has clauses and conditions in the Will!!hahahahhhaha..
But before that I remember...Shyam tried to get the key to ASR's safe...he goes about trying to obtain the key in different ways...
Through sneaking into their bedroom!!
Through having ASR drop his wallet!!
Our poor Shyam finally manages to make an impression on a soap of that key...
Lakshmiji...you have anything to say??...Meeehhh..yes I do...
Mehhhre shyamji GHAR aaye
O..M..G
SABUN ki tikkiya mein chabbi chaapke
O...M...G...
And gets splashed down by his dearest Rani Sahiba!!...hahaharrhaha..
Then The soap goes missing...cause Bubbli takes it!!
Then after he goes to get the key made...he gets spotted bu Mamaji!!
HAI RE,NANDKISHORE...HUMRE Shyamu gets no luck!!
Please a moment of silence...
Going back to the kidnapping...Shyam hires some goons to keep ASR in a hideout...
Rocky...had something to say Shyamu..
Tum ne Jo kaha woh Maine KIYA
Boss tumhare liye pehra diya..
Par ab toh dedo mujhko MERA..
PAANCH rupaiya Baara aana
PAANCH rupaiya ..Baara aana..aaa..AA
Marega Lallan BHAIYYA ...nana..NAAA.aa
Shyamu meanwhile finds the will that smart Khushi thought of stashing in some plants...
But with lakshmijis help Shyamu recovered the papers!!
Hai RE,NandKishore..,!!
But with all that...what happened...
Khushi realized her feelings for ASR!!
And went about fooling Shyam and getting to ASR to rescue him!!
After which they were stronger than ever...never to part!!
Nice going,Shyam!!
Scheme status...FAILED!!
Scheme no.11...
Uff,Shyamu!!this was the final nail in your coffin!!After this,things were just downhill from there!!Shyamu Tera kya Karen!!
Shyams plans to return to Shantivan..
He sneaks around meeting Anji behind the back of family!!
He succeeds in causing Anjis miscarriage...and brings in Dadiji!!
Aaahhh...Shyam and Dadi!!
That was a budding relationship...she had stars in her eyes when she looked at her DAMAADJI!!
Boy !!was he wrong thinking that he could control Dadiji!!
She took charge of how she wanted to do things!
Things went slightly off plan again for Shyam...
Dadijis STOPWA HAND behaviour pushed the protective husband in ASR out to the surface and gave Khushi a glimpse into his "IDEAL PATI...I'm so lucky "mode!!Thus it lead to a deepening of feelings and relationship of Arshi!!SATYANAASH!!
His whole plan to return to Shantivan by making Anji dependant on him worked...
All that caring for Rani Sahiba...
Anjali ...Khaate nahin katt te yeh din yeh raat...
Kehni thi tum se jo dil ki Baat...
LO aaj main kehti HOON...
I love Shyamu
I love shyamuooo
Then next attempt at revealing the past about Garima and ASR's dad...
Asr still went ahead with the marriage!!
So much for that scheme!!hahahharrhahaha...FAILED WITH A CAPITAL "F"!!
Dadi had her own sentiments...
Subah hone na de
Photo khone na de
DAMAADJI ka haq hai
Hum chodne na de
Woh mere hero..OOO..hero..OOO..MERA hero!!
ALL I WANT TO SAY IS..SHYAM MANOHAR JHA...you were a great villain!!One of the most celebrated and hated!!Bit you were certainly not good for yourself!!
In the end,a befitting vm to say goodbye..DAIYYA HO,!!
Shyam...WE LOVE TO HATE YOU...
The end..SHEGARF'S Shyam series..Part 3 of 3!!
Thank you all for reading so patiently!i thoroughly enjoyed writing about Shyam..below are links to the first to parts of Shyam series by me!!
Part one...The Knight in not so shining armour..Shyam Manohar Jha
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3392634/the-knight-in-not-so-shining-armour-shyam-jha
Part two...Dear Shyam,The Unsaid Intervention
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3403717/shegarfs-the-shyam-series-part-two
Friends,IPKKNDians ,forum waasis...
BHELCOMES...hello hi bye bye..HUMRE taraf se...
I thought long and hard to decide on the conclusion on my Shyam series finale...
What could be better send off for our beloved Shyam Manohar Jha...than a journey through his never ending schemes...most of which never succeeded...?
I bring you,Lakdas and Lakdis...
The Shaky Shams of Shyam...
Let us proceed..
The art of deception and manipulation only half perfected by our Shyamu..cost him dearly...but many a times cost others dearly too!!
He was first portrayed in a dark light when..he was first introduced as Anjali's Husband...ASR's jeejaji..in that fateful episode of Teej!!One we will never forget!!
Then began the revelation of a series of shams fabricated by our very own Snakewa..
Scheme no.1...
PAYING GUEST...SHYAM BABUA...
He pursued Khushi to the extent he lived in Buaji house as a PG..
Shyam in his Sapno ki duniya...thought of Khushi...
CHALO chat puri hum khaayen..
Aur tumhare liye JALEBI banaye..
Khushiji Ko hum paakar abhi
Apni doosri shaadi manayen..
CHALO ISHQ ladayen
CHALO ISHQ ladayen
CHALO ISHQ ladayen ..hum!!
Meanwhile...all Khushi wanted to say to him was..
Nahin ..nahin..Kabhi nahin..
Na aap karo intezar..
Nahin nahin..Kabhi nahin..
Aapse hoga Pyaar..
Oh!!the love Buaji had for this young man!!The almost perfect alibis of being busy at work...
How she relied on him...fully trusting him as a son!!
He did almost get away with it...he did not however account for the fact that Shashi ...who he "lovingly "called maasaji...would turn out to be a intuitive human being!!
End result...after causing Shashi to be paralyzed and trying to marry Khushi
..status of scheme...CAUGHT!!!..the man had to go to GUPTA house and confess his own scheme first hand!!...Scheme status...FAILED!!
Buaji had this to say...sings to chikni CHAMELI tune...
Shyam babu ..tum door rehna
Nahin toh Belan se hum maare
Tumri zehereeli akkhiyan mein hum
Nimboo aur mirch daalen..
Bhool kar bhi tum kabhi
Na iss GHAR ke paas aana...
Khushi ke upar tum apni..
Gandi nazar Kabhi na daalna..
Ooh..kyunki..Buaji aayegi..
Belan se maregi..
Nandkishore kehkar aayi..
Aayegi Buaji akeli..
Tum Ko peetegi..
Nandkishore ki yaad aayegi!!
Scheme no.2...
The hiring of KKG in AR designs
So our Shyam decides...let me get in the good books of Khushi and get her that job she wants...
LO and Behold!!He drops her into the not waiting arms of ASR!!Destiny??Naah!...Shyams natural ability to create...ARSHI!!
Instead of her having Shyam on her mind...she now has...WOH RAKSHAS LAAD GOVERNER...on her mind!!!...Hahahahhahahahah!
Great going Shyam!!
There was SHYAM lost in thots of Khushi...
Shyam...Tum paasse aye, Tum paasse aye
Yun Muskurayee, Tum nena jane kya
Sapne de khaye, Aabto mera dil
Jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haaye..
kuch hota hai
While on the other side...Meanwhile Khushi..in thots of Laad Governer...
KHUD Ko kya samajta hai..
ITNA akkadta hai..
Office mein woh LAAD Governer...
Kya kya zulm karta hai
Kyun yaad aata hai
Humko woh Sapno mein bhi..
Usko hum harayenge haan!!
Scheme no.3...
So our Shyam decides...let me get in the good books of Khushi and get her that job she wants...
LO and Behold!!He drops her into the not waiting arms of ASR!!Destiny??Naah!...Shyams natural ability to create...ARSHI!!
Instead of her having Shyam on her mind...she now has...WOH RAKSHAS LAAD GOVERNER...on her mind!!!...Hahahahhahahahah!
Great going Shyam!!
There was SHYAM lost in thots of Khushi...
Shyam...Tum paasse aye, Tum paasse aye
Yun Muskurayee, Tum nena jane kya
Sapne de khaye, Aabto mera dil
Jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haaye..
kuch hota hai
While on the other side...Meanwhile Khushi..in thots of Laad Governer...
KHUD Ko kya samajta hai..
ITNA akkadta hai..
Office mein woh LAAD Governer...
Kya kya zulm karta hai
Kyun yaad aata hai
Humko woh Sapno mein bhi..
Usko hum harayenge haan!!
Scheme no.3...
Trying to get Khushi out of Shantivan
Planting Anjali's necklace in Khushi's bag...
When he was frustrated explaining to Khushi to leave Shantivan!!
She continued to work there...we all know he stole the necklace to prove Khushi to be a thief...
So she would be outta that house...and less likely to encounter him...and he would be able to carry on with his plans of wooing her!!
But once again Shyams scheme fell through as our faithful friend LAXMIJI...proved to be a hunger little monster and went fishing for Chana!!Poor Shyam!!His shock and surprise as he waited for khushi to return to Gupta house to show her outrage and grief at being Fired!!hahahahahah..
Alas,my friend,Shyam..it wasn't meant to be...
Necklace sends a message...to Shyam..
CHURA liya tha tumne Jo mujh Ko
Magar LAXMIJI ne ROKH liya SANAM...
Socha tha tumne gayi Khushi ki naukri...
Par usne toh Khushi Ko BACCHANE ki li Kasam
Status of Scheme...FAILED!!
Scheme no.4...
Planting Anjali's necklace in Khushi's bag...
When he was frustrated explaining to Khushi to leave Shantivan!!
She continued to work there...we all know he stole the necklace to prove Khushi to be a thief...
So she would be outta that house...and less likely to encounter him...and he would be able to carry on with his plans of wooing her!!
But once again Shyams scheme fell through as our faithful friend LAXMIJI...proved to be a hunger little monster and went fishing for Chana!!Poor Shyam!!His shock and surprise as he waited for khushi to return to Gupta house to show her outrage and grief at being Fired!!hahahahahah..
Alas,my friend,Shyam..it wasn't meant to be...
Necklace sends a message...to Shyam..
CHURA liya tha tumne Jo mujh Ko
Magar LAXMIJI ne ROKH liya SANAM...
Socha tha tumne gayi Khushi ki naukri...
Par usne toh Khushi Ko BACCHANE ki li Kasam
Status of Scheme...FAILED!!
Scheme no.4...
Khushi's Dhak Dhak diagnosis..Helped by Dr. Shyamu
When Khushi was feeling strangely being around ASR...
Her confusion was kindly cleared by the resident physician at Gupta house...our very own Dr.Shyam...
Thanks to Dr.Shyam...Khushi was able to self diagnose her sections to ASR...starting our unforgettable DHAK DHAK of Khushi's heart!!
Her awkward reactions and diagnostic methods...paagal hai but cute hai..further drew ASR to our Sankadevi!!
Song for Khushi...kuch toh hua hai..
Kuch ho Gaya hai..do char din se..LAGTA hai aise...
Sab kuch ALAG hai...sab kuch judaa hai..
Kuch toh hua hai...kuch ho Gaya hai
Dr.Shyam...
Dhak dhak karne laga
Ho Tera jiyara Darr ne laga
Tum jab unke paas ho
Dhadkano ki awaaz ho..Iss ka matlab Pyaar ho..
Dhak dhak karne laga...
Ho Tera jiyaara darrne laga
Such a helpful guy,sigh!!hahaharrhaha...
Scheme status...thought she would realise her feelings for him!!..instead realized her feeling for that RAKSHAS!!Status...FAILED!!
Scheme no.5...
When Khushi was feeling strangely being around ASR...
Her confusion was kindly cleared by the resident physician at Gupta house...our very own Dr.Shyam...
Thanks to Dr.Shyam...Khushi was able to self diagnose her sections to ASR...starting our unforgettable DHAK DHAK of Khushi's heart!!
Her awkward reactions and diagnostic methods...paagal hai but cute hai..further drew ASR to our Sankadevi!!
Song for Khushi...kuch toh hua hai..
Kuch ho Gaya hai..do char din se..LAGTA hai aise...
Sab kuch ALAG hai...sab kuch judaa hai..
Kuch toh hua hai...kuch ho Gaya hai
Dr.Shyam...
Dhak dhak karne laga
Ho Tera jiyara Darr ne laga
Tum jab unke paas ho
Dhadkano ki awaaz ho..Iss ka matlab Pyaar ho..
Dhak dhak karne laga...
Ho Tera jiyaara darrne laga
Such a helpful guy,sigh!!hahaharrhaha...
Scheme status...thought she would realise her feelings for him!!..instead realized her feeling for that RAKSHAS!!Status...FAILED!!
Scheme no.5...
Forced engagement leading to stunning bandagement!!
Here he went again!!after paralyzingly Shashi ,he started to move the idea of him and Khushi being married..to improve the health of Shashi...AAAH..hahaha..what a caring Babua Shyam was!!But Shyamu...TERI KISMAT mitti mein milne ke liye LIKHI gayi hai,JAANI!!
Shyamu.thinks waiting for Khushi to show...so they can be engaged..
..shayad MERI shaadi ka khayal
Dil mein AAYA hai...
Issiliye Buaji ne pandit Ko bhulaya hai..
Khushiji aur MERI sagai
Karne AAYA hai..
Par Khushiji ab tak aayi nahin..
Mahurat nikla jaa raha hai
On the other end..ASR and Khushi are...ahemmm..busy...tending to Khushi's hurt finger!!
Shyaaa...muuu
Shyaam...muuu
CHAHE koi humein alag kar de
Karne do ji...karta rahe..
Hum Pyaar ke bandage mein bandh rahe hain...
Hum kya Karen??
Yahoo!!
Scheme status...he couldn't put the ring on Khushi's ring finger...she kept thinking of ASR...not him..status,FAILED!!
Scheme no.6...
Here he went again!!after paralyzingly Shashi ,he started to move the idea of him and Khushi being married..to improve the health of Shashi...AAAH..hahaha..what a caring Babua Shyam was!!But Shyamu...TERI KISMAT mitti mein milne ke liye LIKHI gayi hai,JAANI!!
Shyamu.thinks waiting for Khushi to show...so they can be engaged..
..shayad MERI shaadi ka khayal
Dil mein AAYA hai...
Issiliye Buaji ne pandit Ko bhulaya hai..
Khushiji aur MERI sagai
Karne AAYA hai..
Par Khushiji ab tak aayi nahin..
Mahurat nikla jaa raha hai
On the other end..ASR and Khushi are...ahemmm..busy...tending to Khushi's hurt finger!!
Shyaaa...muuu
Shyaam...muuu
CHAHE koi humein alag kar de
Karne do ji...karta rahe..
Hum Pyaar ke bandage mein bandh rahe hain...
Hum kya Karen??
Yahoo!!
Scheme status...he couldn't put the ring on Khushi's ring finger...she kept thinking of ASR...not him..status,FAILED!!
Scheme no.6...
Buying an engagement ring with Rani Sahibas money for Khushi
OMG!!where do I begin with how bad this was for Shyam??
First he uses his moves to get money out for the ring from his own wife!!
Then Khushi's finger hurt so he can't put it on her properly..
Then Anjali almost finds it..and notices his original ring gone...
Then Khushi loses ring and ASR finds it..
Then thanks to that ASR reveals...FARQ PADTA hai track!!
ANJI sees the ring...
Hahahaerrrharrhaha...I could go on and on...
How Stressed was our Shyam babu???
Not an enjoyable time for him considering he got the engagement he wished for!!!
Dedicated to Shyams sham no.6...
golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai
golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai
arrey golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai
arrey seedhe raaste ki yeh tedhi chal hai
seedhe raaste ki yeh tedhi chal hai
Status of engagement ring scheme...??
1.Hardly stayed on Khushi's finger!!
2.anji found out
3.Asr found out
4.Khushi lost it then threw it on his slimy face when she found out who he was!!
Status...FAILED,!!...hahaharrhahahaa
.Scheme No..7...
Rani Sahiba ke "BHAGWAAN"!!..The manipulation of Anjali
After moving in as paying guest...continuing to potray the role of ideal husband and loving DAMAADJI of Raizada Parivaar...used his two timing ways to lead a double life
He was trapped in his own web of lies...his deceit kicking his own behind!!
Yes,he had managed to fool his Rani Sahiba...but he had a really hard time keeping up with his excuses..
Exhibit A...having to run back as soon as Anjali did a pouty mouth!!
Exhibit B..having to cancel his "date" with Khushi after their "engagement"!
Exhibit C..having to buy Anjali a gift to make up his lies about buying Khushi a ring!!
Exhibit D...having to escape through the back door..when Raizadas came to give Shagun for Payal!
Exhibit E...Anjali trying to get Khushi to tie a rakhi to Shyam!!hahahahrrhahaha...poor RICKSHAW guy who he beat up and lost his cool completely...for the very first time!
Exhibit F..Shashi catching him and Anji...due to which he had to"take care" of Shashi...who never died but got paralyzed!!
Exhibit G...him having to eat pineapple pudding to avoid being seen by Khushi on Diwali!!hhahahahhrrha
Exhibit H...I could go on and on...him having to disappear from his own anniversary party to escape Khushi seeing him!
Uff..Shyam really had a lot of obstacles!!
OMG!!where do I begin with how bad this was for Shyam??
First he uses his moves to get money out for the ring from his own wife!!
Then Khushi's finger hurt so he can't put it on her properly..
Then Anjali almost finds it..and notices his original ring gone...
Then Khushi loses ring and ASR finds it..
Then thanks to that ASR reveals...FARQ PADTA hai track!!
ANJI sees the ring...
Hahahaerrrharrhaha...I could go on and on...
How Stressed was our Shyam babu???
Not an enjoyable time for him considering he got the engagement he wished for!!!
Dedicated to Shyams sham no.6...
golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai
golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai
arrey golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai
arrey seedhe raaste ki yeh tedhi chal hai
seedhe raaste ki yeh tedhi chal hai
Status of engagement ring scheme...??
1.Hardly stayed on Khushi's finger!!
2.anji found out
3.Asr found out
4.Khushi lost it then threw it on his slimy face when she found out who he was!!
Status...FAILED,!!...hahaharrhahahaa
.Scheme No..7...
Rani Sahiba ke "BHAGWAAN"!!..The manipulation of Anjali
After moving in as paying guest...continuing to potray the role of ideal husband and loving DAMAADJI of Raizada Parivaar...used his two timing ways to lead a double life
He was trapped in his own web of lies...his deceit kicking his own behind!!
Yes,he had managed to fool his Rani Sahiba...but he had a really hard time keeping up with his excuses..
Exhibit A...having to run back as soon as Anjali did a pouty mouth!!
Exhibit B..having to cancel his "date" with Khushi after their "engagement"!
Exhibit C..having to buy Anjali a gift to make up his lies about buying Khushi a ring!!
Exhibit D...having to escape through the back door..when Raizadas came to give Shagun for Payal!
Exhibit E...Anjali trying to get Khushi to tie a rakhi to Shyam!!hahahahrrhahaha...poor RICKSHAW guy who he beat up and lost his cool completely...for the very first time!
Exhibit F..Shashi catching him and Anji...due to which he had to"take care" of Shashi...who never died but got paralyzed!!
Exhibit G...him having to eat pineapple pudding to avoid being seen by Khushi on Diwali!!hhahahahhrrha
Exhibit H...I could go on and on...him having to disappear from his own anniversary party to escape Khushi seeing him!
Uff..Shyam really had a lot of obstacles!!
I envisioned Shyam doing a SHAMMI style...
Aaja Aaja
Main HOON saanp Tera..
Allah Allah..
O rani Sahiba...
AAJAA..aaa...AAAJAAA..aaa..Aaja..aaa..aaa
ANJI doing a...
Aaja piya tohe Pyaar doon..
See through sarees ..toh pe waar doon..
Kissiliye aap ho itne udhas...
Hum toh hai BAS aap ke ghulam
Aap bhi na
Aap bhi na..
Shakes head ANJI style...hahahaha hahahaha
Status at end of scheme...SLAP!!...GET OUT OF MY LIFE...
status ...FAILED!!!
He tried to keep his Rani Sahiba in her perfect bubble..oblivious to his shams!
He tried to get rid of her...to obtain his goal to be with Khushi!!
He tried to retain his image..by sneaking and pretending to love her e spite others!!
But he got what he deserved!!Actually less..in my opinion!!
Scheme no.8...
The Scorpion King!!
During PAYASH Sangeet...
Oh can I tell you how this was the most memorable??I loved that plan cause it was so outrageous and Shyamlike..HAHAHAHARRR...
Lets look at sequence of events...
Shyamu got a scorpion in a tiffin box..
Shyamu then hid it in between his socks...
Shyamu thought now its time for rani Sahiba to go..
Shyamu thought then Khushi would love him so..
Shyamu put the scorpion in a mithai dabba...
Shyamu was peeking when he saw Mama..
Shyamu on a haste threw the box aside..
Shyamu mixed the box up with others that were alike..uff
Shyamu hunted hi and low
Shyamu got a head blow..
Then he found the scorpion at last...
Only to lose him again too fast..
Shyamu looked furiously around..
But the scorpion was nowhere to be found..
Then he found it..but too late..
The sangeet was over but his plan still stayed..
Shyamu took the scorpion to bed..
Shyamu watched to see if Anji was dead...
But when he heard her take a breath...
Shyamu went looking under the bed..
The scorpion was missing again...
Shyamu was sweating and twitching again...
When LO and behold he felt something move..
The scorpion was in a Shyamu mood...
He turned to look at his back..
The scorpion was ready to attack...
This is the song that Shyam must have sung..
Jab scorpion tha Uss ke sangh...
"Jab bhi koi scorpion dekhoon
MERA dil ghabra ke bole
Shirt ko check kar le...kar LE ..
Shirt Ko check karle...kar LE..."
Scheme status...ANJI woke up...instead saved Shyams sorry behind!!...Anji safe...scheme status...FAILED!!!
Scheme no.9...
101 ways to murder your wife...by SMJ
The man tried hard...have to hand it to him!!But his wife just wouldn't die,Dammit!!
She was protected by the very object of his desire..KHUSHI,,...
Hahaharrhaha...How ironical can life be??
Attempt 1...electrocution by live wire in pool...happy new year!!
Saved by HP...then again saved by Mamaji!!
Scheme...FAILED..
The man tried hard...have to hand it to him!!But his wife just wouldn't die,Dammit!!
She was protected by the very object of his desire..KHUSHI,,...
Hahaharrhaha...How ironical can life be??
Attempt 1...electrocution by live wire in pool...happy new year!!
Saved by HP...then again saved by Mamaji!!
Scheme...FAILED..
Attempt 2...scorpion on PAYASH wedding..
Ruined that plan all by himself...hahaharrhaha...
Scheme ..,FAILED..
Attempt 3...spraying Rani Sahiba with flammable perfume...
Saved by Naniji..suggesting PAYASH do havan...plus by oil falling on Anjis SAREE...
You're so beautiful in that SAREE
Havan mahurat time will finish...
We should do havan first like always...
The poor man even made the havan kundh with his own hands to bid goodbye to his "beloved"wife!!hahahahah...
Scheme...FAILED!!
Attempt 4...cutting the brake wires under the car..day of PAYASH wedding!!
He almost succeeded in that one...but...Anji came home alive and well with minor damage...as he was busy preparing his speech about how devastated he was with her death!!!...hahahahaha..
We all know that lead to...ASR convincing himself to tell Khushi..FARQ PADTA hai!!...then revealed Shyams evil side to ASR...leading ASR to MARRY KHUSHI!!...
Hahaharrhaha thanks Shyam!
Scheme...FAILED!!
The look on Shyams face when ASR and Khushi return home married!!!haharrhahsaha..
Then the famous..ASR Shyam face off...
Where ASR said...
TU TU TU
Tutu taara..
Choona na Khushi Ko DOOBAARA!!
Haharrhaha...
AB KHUSHI MERI PATNI HAI,JEEJAJI!!USKE AAS PAAS BHI BATTAKNE KI GALTI MAT KARNA,,...yea,baby!!
Shyamu baby,need a hug??You come here now!!
Scheme no.10...
The Kidnapping of ASR!!
Oh how can I begin??Sigh!!Shyamu..I feel for you babe!!
He has him napped!!
Shaatir ASR ...gives Khushi the S.O.S. code...the infamous...KHUSHI,I LOVE YOU...over the phone!!
Shyam tries to ensure...that Khushi gets papers for property signed and that gives Shyam the green light to get him out of the way!!
So thinks Shyam...now Khushi and property will be mine!!
But ASR has clauses and conditions in the Will!!hahahahhhaha..
But before that I remember...Shyam tried to get the key to ASR's safe...he goes about trying to obtain the key in different ways...
Through sneaking into their bedroom!!
Through having ASR drop his wallet!!
Our poor Shyam finally manages to make an impression on a soap of that key...
Lakshmiji...you have anything to say??...Meeehhh..yes I do...
Mehhhre shyamji GHAR aaye
O..M..G
SABUN ki tikkiya mein chabbi chaapke
O...M...G...
And gets splashed down by his dearest Rani Sahiba!!...hahaharrhaha..
Then The soap goes missing...cause Bubbli takes it!!
Then after he goes to get the key made...he gets spotted bu Mamaji!!
HAI RE,NANDKISHORE...HUMRE Shyamu gets no luck!!
Please a moment of silence...
Going back to the kidnapping...Shyam hires some goons to keep ASR in a hideout...
Rocky...had something to say Shyamu..
Tum ne Jo kaha woh Maine KIYA
Boss tumhare liye pehra diya..
Par ab toh dedo mujhko MERA..
PAANCH rupaiya Baara aana
PAANCH rupaiya ..Baara aana..aaa..AA
Marega Lallan BHAIYYA ...nana..NAAA.aa
Shyamu meanwhile finds the will that smart Khushi thought of stashing in some plants...
But with lakshmijis help Shyamu recovered the papers!!
Hai RE,NandKishore..,!!
But with all that...what happened...
Khushi realized her feelings for ASR!!
And went about fooling Shyam and getting to ASR to rescue him!!
After which they were stronger than ever...never to part!!
Nice going,Shyam!!
He tries to put it all on Khushi!!He certainly doesn't back off!!but by now ASR completely trusts Khushi and throws him out!! SLAP!!..
Scheme status...FAILED!!
Scheme no.11...
Dadiji ke DAMAADJI...
Uff,Shyamu!!this was the final nail in your coffin!!After this,things were just downhill from there!!Shyamu Tera kya Karen!!
Shyams plans to return to Shantivan..
He sneaks around meeting Anji behind the back of family!!
He succeeds in causing Anjis miscarriage...and brings in Dadiji!!
Aaahhh...Shyam and Dadi!!
That was a budding relationship...she had stars in her eyes when she looked at her DAMAADJI!!
Boy !!was he wrong thinking that he could control Dadiji!!
She took charge of how she wanted to do things!
Things went slightly off plan again for Shyam...
Dadijis STOPWA HAND behaviour pushed the protective husband in ASR out to the surface and gave Khushi a glimpse into his "IDEAL PATI...I'm so lucky "mode!!Thus it lead to a deepening of feelings and relationship of Arshi!!SATYANAASH!!
His whole plan to return to Shantivan by making Anji dependant on him worked...
All that caring for Rani Sahiba...
Anjali ...Khaate nahin katt te yeh din yeh raat...
Kehni thi tum se jo dil ki Baat...
LO aaj main kehti HOON...
I love Shyamu
I love shyamuooo
Then next attempt at revealing the past about Garima and ASR's dad...
Asr still went ahead with the marriage!!
So much for that scheme!!hahahharrhahaha...FAILED WITH A CAPITAL "F"!!
Dadi had her own sentiments...
Subah hone na de
Photo khone na de
DAMAADJI ka haq hai
Hum chodne na de
Woh mere hero..OOO..hero..OOO..MERA hero!!
ALL I WANT TO SAY IS..SHYAM MANOHAR JHA...you were a great villain!!One of the most celebrated and hated!!Bit you were certainly not good for yourself!!
In the end,a befitting vm to say goodbye..DAIYYA HO,!!
Shyam...WE LOVE TO HATE YOU...
The end..SHEGARF'S Shyam series..Part 3 of 3!!
Thank you all for reading so patiently!i thoroughly enjoyed writing about Shyam..below are links to the first to parts of Shyam series by me!!
Part one...The Knight in not so shining armour..Shyam Manohar Jha
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3392634/the-knight-in-not-so-shining-armour-shyam-jha
Part two...Dear Shyam,The Unsaid Intervention
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3403717/shegarfs-the-shyam-series-part-two
[YOUTUBE]https://youtube.com/watch?v=tk_XcW46LD0[/YOUTUBE]
