Is it OK to be a wife beater?

Friend of mine is asking me how to be a good wife beater. Apparently the wifey could not make perfectly round chapatis and this has been an ongoing issue. For the time being he has sent her off to maayika but if she does it again then she is in for some punishment.

Urm.. Seriously? Getting beaten up/sent to the mayka for not making round chaptis? I really want to know how round the chapatis are when the hubby makes it.. Oh wait! Making chapatis is not his 'kismat' right? Hes 'the man' after all!

Not being able to make round chapatis is NOT a fault..and if the wife commits some grave fault, the hubby cant beat her up! I will take my hubby to court if he does that! Domestic violence (from the woman's side or the man's) is wrong.

And no, it is not OK to be a wife beater 😲

What's to debate here? Every man worth his salt beats his wife to have her under discipline, it's not something you need to discuss. It's your right as a husband. And how come he married her when she can't cook? Did he not ask her to take the mandatory cooking test when they were at hers to "see" the girl? And sending back to home is a big no-no. You can't make her rest at home while she screws up chapattis, you beat and intimidate them unless they do it right. Best would be to starve her at home unless she makes them perfect round chapatis, hunger would be a good motivator. And don't forget to calculate that the circumference of the chapati is 2*pi*r, to ensure that what she cooks is a perfect circle, as anything less is simply unacceptable.

I don't really think there's anything to really "debate" here, as far as your topic's heading is concerned. Or even remotely discuss, unless you want to talk about the patriarchal state of the world. But "Is it okay to be a wife beater" does not even warrant an answer!! I mean, any sane person in their right mind knows it's not!

Is it okay to post topics like this? Yes! Because it is so hilarious 😆
Especially because domestic violence doesn't happen at all, ever, and it is so funny to talk about these random, made-up situations that bear absolutely no resemblance to reality in the slightest. What a totally cheerful way to get across the point that DUH, sexism is totally, like dead, and so dead that really smart men on forums can make these awesome jokes about extreme scenarios of wife beating, because everyone knows it could never happen! 😆

Oh, and the best part is that there are definitely no women or girls at all on this forum who have to read this shit, and even if they did, there is zero chance they experienced or witnessed domestic violence in their homes so what the hell, they would have to find it hilarious too.

And if any uptight b*tches have a problem with this or if it triggers anything distasteful or violent for them, then the onus is upon them, of course, to post equally hilarious things about men getting castrated and the like, because of course, it's the same thing, because women and men are treated like total equals in this world, so women should be able to take jokes in the same way that men can. 😆

Also, everybody knows that jokes are totally benign, sterilized and are totally disembodied from human experience so we can just laugh away!